Friday, February 4, 2011

What do you like to make with Wood?

I, Mayor Frankie Furter, am pleased to announce that Sugar has agreed to accept the Cabinet position of Secretary of Tasty Treats and Paw Crafts. Blogville thanks you fur your Service.
Also: Please note that Tomorrow... I will be attending to some additional Mayorial Duties. Be sure to tune in fur.... The BIG RACE... Pip vs. Bunny. I'm just sayin'.

Now On to my Sea Quest Hearding Adventure:
My Apprenticeship with Mr. Master Woodworker Guy continues....
FF: Mr. Master Sir, what kind of thingys do you like to make with the wood that you so carefully CHEWS?

MM: I like to make chests, crown molding, and storage units, in addition to many remodeling projects. What do you like to make with wood, Frankie?

FF: My dad says I mostly make a Mess.

FF: Mr. Master Sir, will you please show me how to use this Spiffy SAW???

MM: YUP!

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZINGGGGGGG

FF: Ummmmmmmmmmm, Mr. Master ... THIS might be what my dad was talkin about when he says I make a MESS.......




MM: YUP!!!




MM: You're a MESS alright!!!

FF: SIGH My dad also says I'm a Crap Magnet.
MM: YUP










17 comments:

Mango said...

Oh dear, I am not sure crap magnet is a term of endearment.

Slobbers,
Mango

Wyatt said...

Frankie-
That is one heck of a hat you have there! I like that you can carry a little back up snack in it, just in case you get hungry doing all that woodworking!

Wyatt

Team Beaglebratz said...

Good mornin'Mr Frankie sir - Shiloh'n Shasta here. U haf done one good job this time with your wood lernin'. No one iz perfect until they lern what they iz duin an'that iz y u iz with the Master - tu lern. An'yes - we du likez your hat furry much - it iz spiffy.

Mack said...

Crap Magnet! I love it!
I just like to peepee on any wood I might find.

Minna Krebs said...

Frankie!! I hate to say I told you so.......butt....didn't I warn you about da Power Tools????????

Thank dogness you still have your tail!!!

Amber DaWeenie said...

I, Amber, seriously tink dat you, Frankie, should stay as far away from da power tools (or anyting dat involves a...plug). You has quite a rep-u-tation for getting into stuffs dat aren't too good for your health.

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Oh my Frankie!! You sure are a crafty guy!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Corbin said...

BOL! Oh dear... this could have ended in a much messier mess!
-Corbin

Mr. Pip said...

Frankie, you seem to have a couple of wood chips on your back.

Thanks so much for taking time to help with the race. Now, what I need you to do is stick your paw out when Bunny goes by - I just need a little head start.

Your pal, Pip

Benny and Lily said...

Sugar you have a tasty position. We BET bribes are accepted
Benny & Lily

3 doxies said...

I read dat PIP!!!!! I always has my eyes open.

Now Frankie, you always get yourself in da darndest stuffs. But, can you make me a bird house?
You can leaves da wood chips though.

Crap magnet...bwhahahahahahaha!

Puddles

thedreadpiratejack said...

I likes to make splinter n mess wivs wood ...........bol

Luv
Richie
xx xx

houndstooth said...

*falls off chair in a fit of laughter* Oh my! Frankie, I think you bit off a bit more than you could chew with this woodworking! Wait until your mom sees all those wood chips in your furs!

I'm so glad you'll be able to officiate at the big race tomorrow! I can't wait to meet my challenge, although I know Pip is going to be a tough competitor!

Bunny

Oskar said...

Crap Magnet? I think that might be an insult!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Tucker said...

Um doesn't that hat drive you nuts? I means you can smell the milkbone but yous can't see it!! I would go nuts.

And about dis cabinet thing? Do I still get to be the official toy tester?

woof - Tucker

Sagira said...

LOL Frankie you sure did make a mess

Moose said...

um... OMD Frankie... OMD. I did not hear a word you said because you have a cookie stuck on your head! You are very brave to be walking around with foodables strapped to your head at a perfect nom height for us bigger doggies. Now of course I would never intentionally hurt a lil' guy, espescially a steamed judge but I have been told that I am not the most discriminating feeder! I definitely eat the wrappers along with the noms and you my friend look a little like a wrapper in this case! Ok, now I have gone and drooled all over the keyboard so momma is prolly gonna kick me off her puter soon.
Later dude!