Saturday, November 27, 2010

Sarge and Charcoal and my other furend Charcoal

I am really very much UPSET. This butt scooting, poop headed, butt fart SARGE is driving me SQUIRRELLY!!!! He has become a TOTAL BLOG HOG. He won't let me have time to leave any comments or stuffs.. he is trying to play with MY (Frankie Furter) new toys that HE gave me fur MY ThanksDeerMas pressies AND he wants to eat ALL of MY snacks.
Butt WAIT... there's more...
This morning I went out one door and HE went out the other and... HE met up with MY furend Charcoal and my other furend Charcoal... and..GASP... he is NOW trying to be their furend and not wanting them to be MY furend anymore.
When is the heck is he going ... away????
This is AWFUL... just AWFUL I tell you.
If he doesn't leave pretty soon I'm just gonna pack my stuffs and Go Live with Ruby and Penny.
It is NOT right fur a "guest" to try and steal a guy's FURENDS. I'm just sayin.
Sorry that old stink face won't let me comment. I'll keep trying. I ... AM reading thought. LOVE your Adoption Stories and your Pressie Lists.
Save me from SARGE... PLEASE !!!


Frankie Furter said...

PeeS... my mom and dad are NO help either.. My MOM keeps just cooking and washing dishes and stuffs.. and my DAD... keeps going out to Hunt Deers and he is hardly ever even here to help keep SARGE AKA the butt scooter away from ME and my STUFFS and MY furend Charcoal and my other furend Charcoal..
I need some HELP here! I'm just BEGGIN'.

Mr. Pip said...

No, this is is just NOT right, Frankie! Why don't you slip the charcoals some parsley ...I bet they will like you better then!

Your pal, Pip

Jazzi said...

Frankie, you are right~~That is just NOT right for Sarge to act like that!! Geezzz..GUYS!!
Guess you need to really put your Paw down and lay down the law at your house ya know?? Tell him just the way it is or else he can stay in his bed all day!! Good luck with Sarge Frankie!!


Mack said...

That Sarge is a MESS! I think he and Paris would get along great. For one thing she is a never-ending-butt-scooter.

I think maybe you could learn Rabbitese and tell the Charcoal family all about Mr. Sarge!?

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Poor poor Frankie!!! It sounds like it is time to go live with your brides!! Mom will miss you so much she will fix that problem!!!!
I'm just sayin!!
XXOO, Bambi & Fern

houndstooth said...

Frankie, feel free to pack Charcoal and your Other Rabbit Charcoal up and send yourselves here to Illinois! It's cold, but there's no snow, and Morgan says they look delicious, er, delightful! Yeah, delightful!

Sorry Sarge is being such a tick on your behind!


Wyatt said...

Well Frankie, I see Sarge brought you some pressies, so he can't be all bad....hehe.
What are you going to get Charcoal 1 and Charcoal 2 for Christmas? Do you have any carrots left from the garden? I bet they would like that!


AFSS said...

I'll be right over. I'll keep Sarge distracted while U do whatever U wants to do. ~Fenris

Pibble said...

This is an atrocity, Frankie! You just nip your momma's heels and tell her you won't put up with it.

Say, Frankie, are they solid chocolate, or are they the hollow kind? Milk or dark? I like solid, milk myself... ;)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Same here with the Momster, Frankie - always working at cooking and serving and washing dishes and all that stuff. We are sure hoping we get to go for a walk - it is just a beautiful day here.

Maybe Charcoal et al could bring along a few other furry furiends for Sarge.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo have such a ruff life!


K-9 Katastrophe said...

Hi Frankie! Did I miss something? Is the bunny part of your family?


Benny and Lily said...

We warned him Frankie. We told him Frankie will get revenge
Benny & Lily

Oskar said...

I would pack his bags & put them outside the door. Leave a trail of treats he can follow outside & then close the door behind him!

Nubbin wiggles,

scotsmad said...

Don't you let him hound you out of your own house. I don't think the Charcoals would ever drop you. After all, you welcomed them and let them live rent-free. We don't know any rabbits, but surely they aren't that fickle. The Thankdeermas weekend will be over soon. Remember, you have to be nice to guests (even if they are a pain!)

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada sed i shood ask yoo if yore frends charcoal and charcoal no sumbuddy naymd larry darryl and darryl i hav no ideea wot he is tawking abowt as yoozhual!!! ok bye

Sagira said...

You can always come stay with me for a few Frankie! :)

sprinkles said...

I think you need to sit Sarge down and have a chat about what it means to be a good guest.

Zona said...

I thinks Sarge is trying is best. He's a cop doggie and it's probably hard for him to be "off duty" even on vacation!

Most importantly... what's your mom cooking? Can I come over for dinner? And maybe breakfast? My papa is working and mom isn't sharing any leftovers with me!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
This does not sound like the happier of your holidays, right?
But you need to be patient.
Aaaand I am sure you can think of a good plan to get back the Charcoals attention!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

CindyLu's Muse said...

Hey Frankie - you gotta take Charcoal and Charcoal and HIDE them somewhere, quick! Show them a nice spot where Sarge won't fine them, tell them they're at a hotel and it's fun.
And does he really butt scoot? Ick. Not right in someone else's house!

Kari in WeHo said...

Poor Frankie!


Those Elgin Pugs said...

What 'dose Frank...errr.. Francine have to say 'bout all 'dis??


'dat bunny looks familiar