This is my Handsome Hunky Bo Furend... ROONEY.
We are dreaming about EACH OTHER. SssssssssMoooooooCH. Now here is the deal with me... I have never been adopted or anything. When Cussin Frankie and I were just pups... I just sorta decided one day to strike out on my own. I have been alone ever since. I didn't go to school and learn all the stuffs that you all know. I just kinda took odd jobs and such to support myself.
Then one day I got to thinkin about my Cussin Frankie and went lookin High and Low until I finally found him. Then when I tried to get to his wedding to the beautiful Ruby and the lovely Penny.. I went towards my Right Paw where Frankie said I was to go to my Left Paw.. and POOF after a few days I found myself in NoMore Leans.
You know that City where they Dance like there's no tomorrow. Well, I got hooked up with a super Poodle and she taught me the ART of Dancin and how to make some SERIOUS green papers and to score some grrrreat gifties.
Soooo I came home from NoMore Leans... a very Comfortably Set Dachshund.
I'm currently havin a Dawgie Haus built. It is gonna be HOOOOOGE.............
I'm thinkin maybe a certain Fella might want to VISIT ME sometime.
Now... I'm gonna be havin the Thanksgiving Feast thingy with Cussin Frankie so he won't be all horrible sad and missin his WivesS and stuff.
Hope you all have a Wonderful THANKSGIVING .
Kissy Face to you... Rooney Wooney.