Sunday, April 18, 2010

Date Night Joke...

This is my fountain. I actually have TWO fountains, butt this one is my favorite. The other one is for the birds to drink from.... THIS one is for ME to drink out of. I can't have water in it YET beclaws... we still might have a freeze. It belongs on the NEW... Used front porch, butt until everything is back out there for the summer it is living on the back deck. Date night was grrrreat. I got to spend a bunch of time with Ruby and Penny. Butt while they were off to the little puppies room one time... I got to visit with some of the guys. One of them told this grrrreat JOKE... I hope you LIKE it.

On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit..

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?.

"No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!" Haw Haw Haw hehehe Harrroo
Be SURE to go to Twix's blog to see all the pics from Date Night... and don't furget to thank her for everything.


Mango said...

I am heading right over to Twix's bloggy to see what I (sob) missed.

That is a good joke.


3 doxies said...

Hehehehehahahaha...snort,snort! That was a funny Frankie. You always makes me chukle!
That is a purty fountain. I needs to get me one to drinks out of when I in da backyard. That way, I don't haves to go in and and out.
It was a pleasure to meet you at Date Nite!

Ruby and Penny said...

Morning Frankie
Thank you for such a lovely evening. We enjoyed seeing you very much.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny
Pees - We only had eyes for you too!!

Benny and Lily said...

Your own fountain! Oh Frankie you are a spoiled one..
Benny & Lily

houndstooth said...

We love your fountain!

Tee hee! That was a great joke! We loved it!


Anonymous said...

IT IS A VERY NICE SUGGESTION, THANK YOU LOTS! ........................................

Remington said...

That is that funniest joke EVER! Thanks for sharing!


Dates.. jokes and fun. I gotta check it out. Hey Frankie... do Ruby or Penny either make u tell them who you like more? I'm amazed by your ability to manage this threesome

the booker man said...

i'm still laughin' over that joke, mr. frankie. heehee. who was it that told it again?
i dig your fountain, by the way.
the booker man

The OP Pack said...

Cool fountain you have, Frankie. And yes, you made us laugh, Mom almost lost her tea.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Kari in WeHo said...

eeeeeeeeewwww ha ha ha

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo ought to have a khareer in standup!

Twas furry nice to see woo at Twix's!

Of khourse, what happens in KC stays in KC!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
Your fountain is pawesome!
I wonder if the birds this one is only for you!
Champagne?? haaa! good one!
We had a wonderful time at Date Night!
Kisses and hugs

Scout 'n Freyja said...

You sure know how to tell a joke! You should do stand-up!

Life With Dogs said...

I didn't see that one coming a mile away, frankly speaking. :)