Tuesday, March 30, 2010

My PoopShooter went WILD...

I went to visit my Sister Lori who lives in Pennsylvania, over the weekend. It takes about 87 bazillion hours to get to her house from here. We were over half way there when... MY POOPSHOOTER went on the fritz. I mean seriously on the fritz. And there are not a lot of places where you can get off the road to let a guy take care of BIDNESS. It was not a fun trip. Soooo, anyway it caused my mom to call back to Ohio to talk to my Dr. Hustey. He had to call a POOPscription in to Sarge's VET. Then we had to go there to get it. This is the office. I was very much NOT impressed BECLAWS... you won't believe this one... when I walked in..
Not one single soul said, " Hey, look everybuddy, Frankie Furter is here!!!". Those Two leggers didn't even KNOW me!! Shocking isn't it???

Butt they did give me the PooPscription AND.. my very own cold box magnet that has this VET's name on it. I am very much happy to tell you that the pills are working and that my PoopShooter is back to normal now. Whew!! Dr. Hustey is a grrreat guy!!! I was SURE that I had WORMS, butt I guess it was something else!!! I'm glad it wasn't worm though.
Now, I have some news for you about those COWS MILKY THINGY'S that Mango got, and everybuddy now wants beclaws we are all GREEN WITH JELLYNESS and want to have some grrreat fun like Mango and PeeWee are having!.... I had my mom stop at this place called... Tractor Suppy Co. (this was about 3 hours before my PoopShooter went all whacko on me) and guess what... they had them. You can go to any store like Quality Farm and Fleet or this Tractor Supply Co. and buy.... 3 for $19.00. That is cheaper than the Website that is selling them.
This is a picture of SARGENT (aka Sarge) playing with the cows milky thingy that mom gave to him. I was too busy with my PoopShooter to even think about playing. Sarge liked it though. Especially when mom squirted some cheese stuff in it!!!
Sarge is wearing his Easter Bunny neck scarf. He kept making fun of me beclaws he had that on and his PoopShooter wasn't all wild and crazy and he got cheese and could play with his new cows milky thingy. He is SUCH a Cat Butt Sniffer.

30 comments:

Mango said...

Poopshooter issues are the worst. Momma is always wiping my bottom because I tend to be kind of "relaxed" due to my sensitive tummy. It is no fun.

What kind of god forsaken place were you at that they had never heard of you? Imagine!

Good job on locating the cow milky things. Hey! You should have stocked up to sell them all to your internet pals at a nice profit. Hehehe.

Slobbers,
Mango

Oops, I almost let my spell check put foreskin in for forsaken. Now that would have given you pause for sure.

Three Dogs Long said...

Oh, Frankie - we are so glad your poopshooter is back in working order! Terrible, when that happens! Specially when you are travelling!
Must be spring in the air - cause Oskar's tummy wasn't working yesterday either! Thanks to some licious ground beef & rice-he is back in fine trim today too!

PeeS- We're going on a road trip in two mroe sleeps!!!

(((hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

we have to track down some milkies! we are sorry about your poopshooter--perhaps you sere stressy from the trip!

Erin and GuidePupPompei said...

We are soo glad you don't have worms Frankie! That would have been horrid!!

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Frankie
We are so sad to hear that you had poopshooter problems on vacation. Glad your ps is back in working order.
We like the Cow Milky thingys, they look like fun to play with. We will see if we can find one for Daisy.
Love Ruby & Penny

mayziegal said...

Oh Frankie...I'm Most Sorry about your poopshooter. That's NO fun at all. I know! Especially when you're on a trip and can't relax in your own bed and stuff.

Thanks for the Most Excellent tip on the cow thingies. We have a place called Big R here and I bets you anything they would have 'em.

Hope you're feeling better, my furend!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

houndstooth said...

Oh, not the dreaded poopshooter! That is the worst! I'm most sorry that happened, especially at such an embarrassing time.

I am barking at Mom that we need to stop at the Tractor Supply today when we go out for lunch! Thanks for the tip, Frankie!

Bunny

P.S. Also glad you didn't have to do the butt scoot boogie because you had worms!

Nadine said...

Hi Frankie, we are new here to your blog, but we have heard sooo much about you from our other furfriend blogs!! We just can't believe that no one in that V.E.T.S. knew about you, aren't you famous all over the world?? Even us, down in little ole Rhode Island, have heard of you! We are glad to hear that your poopshooter is all better!

Waggles & Chi kisses, Chewy & Lilibell

Nuthatch... said...

Oh Frankie - glad to hear the poopshooter is working better again. You couldn't have told us about the udder treat before Mom went and ordered us some thinking how much we'd like them??

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

Frankie, poopshooter issues are the worst. So, we're curious.. did ya shoot poop all over the parents car? That'll leave a mess. Betty used to have poop probs when she first got here. But now she's better.

Hey, thanks for the cow milkie thing info. We can't wait to get one!

Snorts,
Gunther

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Glad that you are feeling better!! We HATE poopshooter issues too! It gives us the mudd butt!!!

We have a TSC here!!! We'll have to go and check on those things!!! Thanks for the super secret info!

Woofs and Kisses!

Dory and the Mama said...

Oh no...not the poopshooter!! Sorry dude, but it sounds like your Mama got it all under control as soon as she could! Hope it stays happy and in working order from now on!

Smileys!
Dory

kissa-bull said...

we did'nt know that people in pawnsylvannia lived under a rock?!
BUTT that would explain why they dont know frankie furter most famous romeo on the planet.
we're furry happish to hear that your poopshooter is under control now and extra happish that ish not worms
maybe a little car sickness??
pibble sugars and wee wags
the pittie pack

the booker man said...

poor mr. frankie. i'm glad you're feelin' better now with the meds. that is so not fun to have your poopshooter malfunction while you're on an uber long car ride!! i'm so glad it wasn't those worm thingies. i had those when i was little. it was the worst thing evarrr.
hey, guess what!! mama says we have a tractor supply co. where i live! i think we might go get some cow milky thingies this weekend! :)))
*woof*
the booker man

brooke said...

Eek! Poopshooter problems are never fun for you or anyone else! Glad those pills are making you feel better, tho how could those vets not know you?! Blasphemy!
Im jealous you found those cow things! Ive been tempted to order them online, but they are a bit pricey for used cow goods!

sadermaxx said...

Hi Frankie

Sorry about your poopshooter problem, maybe if you have to go to Sarge's vet again they will remember you, although its hard to believe they didn't know you already.

Dog Foster Mom said...

It's shocking that no one knew you at the vet's office. And I must admit I'm a little disappointed in Dr. Hustey for not letting everyone there know that they would soon be receiving a visit from a most wonderful celebrity.

Thanks for the tip about the cow milky thingys. I just ordered some online, but its okay because 50% of the proceeds go to our rescue group so they actually are cheaper than at the tractor supply store when you exclude the donation (3 for $15)! Plus I got an extra one with the rope attached so I can play tug with Remi. I hope he likes it.

If anyone else orders them online at www.helpingudders.com and they don't have a rescue to support, please feel free to support All Paws Rescue in Mo/Il... my foster doggies will be most grateful.

Twinkietinydog said...

BOL, I mean, the way you explained it is funny, not what happened. I am also pretty upset the vet's office didn't make a fuss about you, especially since you were wearing your special hat. Don't go there again. Get your poopscription and run. Not fair to watch Sarge enjoying his chewy knowing you couldn't.
About my advice column, you don't own me anything. Your lovely Easter card was more than enough, thank you. Now don't go asking me all marriage questions and such 'cause I'm still single and I don't know about registries and wedding magazines.
Twinkie

Remington said...

Glad to hear you are back in business, Dude!

BRUTUS said...

Peee-eeewww! I bet that was one stinky car ride! We Frenchies are known for having temperamental poopers, so I certainly have no room to talk! Good thing you got medicine to fix your troubles!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Watch out fur the END of the state!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Moose said...

That sounds like a very un-fun trip. I wonder if you ate something on the floor of the tractor supply place that made you let loose? Whatever it is I hope it doesn't happen again!

Alli and Frankie said...

I am so sorry about your - uh - bathroom issues. I hope you feel better!

Every time I see a picture of you in one of your little hats, I actually do laugh out loud. You are SO darn cute! :)

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
Oh-oh! Those poopshooter issues came at the wrong time!
Glad to know you are much better now!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sandra said...

Oh my gosh I can not believe they didn't recognize you at that vet! I bet they did but were just jealous of your celebrity. Well too bad for them. At least you are on the road to recovery. We hate it when we get poop issues too. It is no fun and gets humans waaaay to interested in our poopers, which is just weird.

Flash, Alven and Dottie

Twix said...

Frankie, my poopshooter goes all whacky when I travel too. I'm one of "those" dogs that gets nervous when in the car and fortunately I don't throw up but you better let me out when I start whining or else....well you know.
Hey, I left a yummy gift for you on my blog, please stop by and pick it up.
Snuggles,
Twix

Life With Dogs said...

Glad to hear you put that fire out Frankie! I was afraid you might end up sitting on one of those inflatable donuts...

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am sorry to heer abowt yore poopershooter but i am glad it is better now!!! ok bye

The Two Country Poodles said...

Its terrible when parts of our bodies don't work right! Glad you got yours under control.


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Sargeant said...

Hi Frankie, It's your cousin Sarge. Glad you're feeling better. I was sorry you weren't tip-top when you were here, but I had fun anyway! The cow thingy is great!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge