Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Astonishing Stuff

Check this out!! When I got the mail today... Look what had arrived just for ME!!! It is the most supreme ever Happy Easter Card I have ever gotten!! I was all excited about the card BEFORE I even too a very much close look!! I kept thinking... Gee Whiz those Easter Bunnies look really familiar to me. Then... POOF it hit me like a ton of Jelly Beans and Peeps!! I KNOW those bunnies. Now I'm not going to tell you their actual names, BUTT their INITIALS ARE: Guero, CocoChanel, Brinks, Bella, Lucky, and Tiger. Ok... maybe if you look close and think about those INITIALS... you will be able to figure out who they are. Aren't they just grrrreat??? Aren't I just the most fortunate fella to have gotten this????
Now that was the Grrreat stuff.... here comes what I woke up to this morning.


Cat Crap and Turkey Turds.... There used to be only two of them... butt while I was gone over the weekend I think they spread the word.... "Hey guys, let's all go up on the hill and mock and taunt the Dachshund. It'll drive him NUTS!"..... I am just disgusted.

I hope they all get sunflower seed gas!!!



30 comments:

Mango said...

You have gang problems now. That is quite serious. Watch out. They might start spray painting next.

Slobbers,
Mango

Three Dogs Long said...

Oh, at the very least sunflower seed gas! Pfft!
We're afraid the same thing will happen here, while we're away this weekend!
Any suggestions how we can keep them at bay in our absence?

((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

PeeS--Hoppy Easter!!!

mayziegal said...

Whoa! That is one Most Amazing card, Frankie! And I'm glad you gave me the initials. That helped a LOT! The pittie pack sure do make cute Easter bunnies!

Frankie, I think you have a real rodent overrun problem on your paws. It looks like they're taking over your whole back yard! If you need any help takin' care of this little problem, you just let me know.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

The OP Pack said...

Ha ha - sunflower gas - that's a good one, Frankie! Those tree rats look very well fed - look how round they are. They need to be eradicated.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Caiara

houndstooth said...

We got one of those cards, too, so we won't spoil it and tell who it is!

Squirrels don't seem so bad right now. Last night on our walk, we were attacked by a giant rabbit! I am going to have to be a lot more vigilant.

Bunny

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Frankie
We know you will be able to rid your yard of those vicious beasts.
Love Ruby & Penny

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

those cards are awesome--the squirrels--not so much!!!

Sam said...

What a nice card, Frankie! Good luck getting out there and getting those squirrels off of your land.

3 doxies said...

What a very sweet and ever so creative card.
Ummmm, your yard looks like ours...you gots lots of squirrel germs you know. Yes, I think we shall ALL comes to your house for a squirrel hunting fiesta.
Glads your pooper is back in working order.
Puddles

BRUTUS said...

Hey, that's the Pittie Pack on that card, isn't it? Wow, they are very artistic & creative!! Those squirrels on the other hand.. ugh! I thought it was rabbits that were supposed to duplicate quickly, but I think those rodents are even more, um, productive!!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Jazzi said...

Hey Frankie
Do you need me to come and climb the trees and shoot things down at them right in the kisser?? I am good at tree climbing now. Just let me know ok, I have them under control here for now, paws crossed!!

Wags
Jazzi

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

That is a very cool card Frankie. Oh my Pugness! Your mom might want to call the exterminator. That's a lotta varmits. They're gonna take over the neighborhood!

Gunther

the booker man said...

what a totally awesome easter card, mr. frankie!!
those squirrels are gettin' all gutsy. they are planning a takeover. it's time for you to bring out the big guns!! i'd be most happy to help.
*woof*
the booker man

Twinkietinydog said...

One little squirrel and you turn into a cussing machine. Three... turn you into a potty mouth. Wow, they sure are smart to move in while you were gone. Lovely card from our ever increasing in number furiends.
Twinkie

dewdana said...

Very nice card! You are a very popular boy! Sorry to hear 'bout the invasion. Maybe the squirrels will even develop poopshooter troubles- that would keep them away for sure!

Dory and the Mama said...

That is definitely a squirrel GANG Frankie...get your Mama to take you out there and CHASE THEM AWAY!!! If not, they will keep gathering. Before you know it there will be tree rat wars, graffiti..and there goes your yard...Let me know if you need some help!!

Smileys!
Dory

Tucker said...

Be careful if the red ones show up. They are smaller, faster, and meaner. I think you Might need to call Dory to come visit.

woof - Tucker

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
They sent you a beautiful card!
Squirrel party in your yard?? Hmmm...
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Remington said...

GREAT card! AND why don't you just have a squirrl party....I don't think they are going to leave....I'm just sayin'....

Ina in Alaska said...

Visiting from the Kissa-Bulls bloggie. They sent you a really cool card! We got one too, and it is displayed proudly on our refrigerator. Our mom will be doing a post on it soon, because our Lady Halle, the Grand Diva of our Pack, is madly in love with Kissa-Bull Guero. xoxo Hugs from the Alaskan Poodle Pack, Toby, Ginger, Jeter and Halle (as dictated to their mom, Ina)

kissa-bull said...

oh frankie furter love of the pibble pack we are furry happish that you so liked our card
we helped mommish make if wiff lotsa luv for you
anywoo
please to tell ush if you want our pto society to "TAKE CARE " of that twee rat problem of yours
buwahahahahaha
TEEHEE
pibble sugars and wee wags
the pittie pack

The Doxie Diaries said...

Hey Franky. Those rabbit ears reminded me that my Mommy bought a pair for me. I got lucky though. Her grandson thought they were for him and he took them home. I sure hope she forgets about them.

Woof Y'all,
T.J.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

What a pawesome khard!

As fur those evil khritters.....!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Alli and Frankie said...

Uh-oh. Watch out for those rodents, Frankie! What do you do when you see them? Do your mom and dad let you run and bark and chase them?! Just watching them must be torture!

Sandra said...

I see you now have a full scale war on your hands. Doxie vs. vial critters. Doxie will prevail in the end I am sure. Stay strong!

Flash, Alven and Dottie

P.S. Awesome card! You have great friends.

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

That Pittie Pack is a silly crew wearing bunny ears. Makes me wanna chase them. I'm not sure you want squirrels with gas on your property.
norwood

Life With Dogs said...

Show them your card - the pack will scare them off! :)

The Two Country Poodles said...

You have a serious infestation. Do they make Frontline Plus to protect against squirrels?


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Oh no! Squatters!

Sargeant said...

Hi Frankie, it's your cousin, Sarge. Loved the card...you sure are a popular little guy. I have lots of critters in my territory and the patroling keeps me very busy! I am constantly on guard...birds, squirrels, chipmunks (hate the monks, they send me monk-mocks when they know I can't get them) and turkeys too. Way too many invaders, way too much work to keep everyone under control. Good luck!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge