Friday, February 12, 2010

Bath time for Frankie

Okay here we go. I've got to get my BATH.

Towels Check

Shampoo Check

Cream Rinse Check

Brushes Check

Furmanator Check

Scissors Check

Teefbrushes & Teefspaste Check

Bathbrush Check

Nail Clippers Check

Heart Neck Scarf Check

Let's get this show on the road. MOOOOOOOOM DAAAAAAAAAD

In the interest of modesty NO pictures will be taken from this point forward.

Good I am now clean and smell like STRAWBERRIES.

DAAAAAAAAAD... YOU dry me. Okay??? Psssssst... Dad will you check to be sure she didn't miss any.... dingleberries??? Can't have THAT. Whew. Thanks dad. Now will you please tie my neck scarf in a neat ... Sailor thingy like you used to wear???

MOOOOOOM I'm dry and ready for you to brush my teefs. Don't forget... 87 seconds on each side.

OKAY... now let's get going on my FURS. Lots of brushing. Make sure to check behind my ears. Furmanator now please. OKAY more brushing.

DAAAAAAD I need you again... Will you please get the scissors and give me a little "sanitary" trim. Can't trust THAT to... HER. I'm just sayin'.

OKAY... let's get this nail trimming overwith then I can get dressed again.

Collar on Check

Neck Scarf on Check

I'm ready for my girrrrls. Waiting is NOT easy.


houndstooth said...

Pssst! Frankie! Don't be a diva! Leave that to the ladies!

Seriously, I'll bet the girls will love you no matter what!


Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Frankie
We're blushing thinking of you all decked out.
Only one more sleep.
Love Ruby & Penny

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Can we see some after pictures, Frankie? We just bet you look and smell smashing!!

What are you going to do to entertain the girls on your date?

Woofs and Kisses!


Hi Frankie,

We don't mean to butt in, butt, did you get the roses and candy flavored treats?

Oh and one more thing, don't forget to wear a silk paisley robe to go with you ascot.

Oh, and you must have a pipe....that's to chew on.

Now you're ready to go and trust me pal, it works every time!

Your buddy,

Jazzi said...

Boy!! Frankie
That is alot of stuff just for a bath. You must be a high maintance kiind of guy!! I thought us girls were bad!! HA! HA!

Giggles and smirks

The OP Pack said...

Frankie - we don't know how you can get so excited about a bath, but it sure sounds like you had a lot of fun. And we bet you look fantastic.

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

Sam said...

Aw, come on! I love bath pics. I hope you at least post pics when you're all dried and clean!

Two Country Poodles said...

You sure do get into the grooming stuff dont ya?!?! I wish we had a scratch and sniff laptop...BOL

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

sadermaxx said...

Hi Frankie

We bet Ruby and Penny are going to flip their wigs when they see you.

Dory and the Mama said...

WOW...a bath and everything...this MUST be love!!!


Frankie Furter said...

Hey everybuddy, Zoomie over to Ruby and Penny's blog. They got their Pressie Box today!! You will get to see just how BEAUTIFUL they are. They just take my breath away!!! SIGH!!!!

Twinkietinydog said...

I wish my date would go through half the trouble you did for your girlsss. I loved your post, Frankie. Love your voice.
As for the date issue: (between us furiends) I got word from Gunther. I think I'm going to accept.

Frankie Furter said...

Twinkie, I don't know Gunther. I'm gonna have to check him out. I'm just sayin'. Only the BEST for my furends you know.

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Frankie, you are such a sweet♥ wif your bathies. Momma has to get one of the grandsons to get into the tub with us and pet us and sing to us to distract us so she can scrub us down! Of course, we'd probably stay there anyway but it sure is nice to have the company of little boys at bath time!

Sallie said...

I hate getting wet! You are very brave.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
I need to talk with my mom about my baths!
My list consists only of shampoo and a towel!
Sounds like you are more than ready for your date with Ruby and Penny!
Kisses and hugs

Piappies World said...

Hey there Frankie,

You are such a clean pup! We can smell the strawberries from here. So excited to see your valentine date unfold.

Have fun!

-Frappie, Mocha, Sugar & the Piappies