I have been so busy lately that I have not had time to tell my Grinch Guy fans what he has been up to lately. OKAY You already know it isn't going to be anything good, RIGHT???
For new followers, way back on March 19th. the Grinch Guy was given a one time only POINTS bailout. It is officially known as the AIG PACKET (Awful Insidious Grinch).
Jim the Grinch Guy was given a total of 20 (taxable under Federal, State, and City codes) stimulus points. (He was totally bankrupt, as you may recall.)
Well, he held onto those points clear up until this week. He finally opened the poke and let the moths out. Here is how the thing went down.
On April 29 he whined and whined to my dad because dad had found delicious mushrooms and the Jim the Grinch Guy couldn't find any of his own. (Fawn Tell fries them for him, butt she won't eat them.) SOOOO, because my dad is wonderful he went out and hunted and hunted and hunted, while mom baked some very much yummy cookies. Dad came home with mushrooms and mom fixed a bag of raisin spice cookies. SHE MADE A NOTE FOR EACH ONE.
For sale Mushrooms== 10 stimulus points Cookies == 1 point
That made 11 points total IF he wanted both things.
Well, you know the Grinch Guy well enough to know that he GRABBED BOTH BAGS .
Then the next day he had the nerve to complain about not having 20 points any more.
I say, " Tough kitty ti..." . He just wants to hoard stimulus points and he should be spending them to improve the economy (at my house at least).
NOW ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEST / WORST PART...????
That Grinch Guy had the nerve to say he wanted more mushrooms. SOOOO, today while the Grinch Guy is off at a wedding... my dad got him another small sack full.
Mom made a note saying that they would cost 9 AIG ECONOMIC STIMULUS POINTS.
Dad put the stuff on Fawn Tell's porch. Now if he doesn't want to spend his points...
the note says .... WE WILL TAKE THE MUSHROOMS BACK. I'm going to bet that he gobbles them up and then complains about not wanting to give up the points.
CAUSE THAT IS JUST THE WAY JIM the GRINCH GUY OPERATES !!!!
Not even that very much grrrreat song I wrote for him has made him behave and be NICE. His heart is STILL two sizes too small.
There, now you are all caught up on his awful escapades. WEll, except for that Pretend GOLD NECKLACE THAT HE SENT UP HERE TO TRY TO TRICK MY MOM WITH.... I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THAT ONE SOME OTHER TIME. IT WOULD JUST BE TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO DEAL WITH AFTER ALL THESE POINTS PROBLEMS.