MERRY CHRISTMAS pawt 2

MERRY CHRISTMAS to YOU and YOURS.   

    HEY... it's ME  Frankie Furter...     here today to tell you about MY Christmas...  from MY beloved   ABBY T. LAB...      
   She sent a pressie fur our Mom.
      It is a Leash Bag...  fur when we go on walkies and to special events and stuffs...   it has a plastic liner so She can put Snacks in there fur us... and she can use it fur holding our poop bags...   as long as they are EMPTY...  Just sayin.    Now you can tell that it is NOT fur US beclaws of that "SQUIRREL" on the front.      Butt MOM says it is a grrrrreat thingy... it has a nice clip on it... so it will hang easily from a leash.      I just care that it is big enough to hold Plenty of SNACKS.     

Now Abby thinks of EVERYTHINGY...  she sent ME a REALLY REALLY Special stuffie Toy.       I love it....    I actually think it is JUST DUCKY in fact... and Abby KNOWS that I have some experience with DUCKS..
   

SO....   check it out....   Abby had This  DUCKY STUFFIE made JUST FUR ME...
   

Isn't it WONDERFUL ?        A Duck that I can actually PLAY with...   INSIDE the HOUSE...   I don't allow the Jaws of DOOM  Ernie NEAR my Ducky Duck...   fur Obvious reasons.
     Abby is SO thoughtful.    
  She even Sent a Pressie fur ERNIE...
     Check this out...
          Ernie gotted a .... Stuffie...     C A T.
  

I don't know WHY... butt So Far Ernie The Enormous has not Deaded and Shredded his Stuffie.     Y E T   that is.   

Thank you Abby...   everythingy is wonderful.   

BUTT WAIT.....  There's MORE....     WE gotted a pressie package from our Sweet Wonderful furend...  PHEENY...      
    Check this out...    Coloring Stuffs fur MOM....     THOSE are DACHSHUND Crayons...  and a BOOK of Super Pictures fur her to use them on...    once she decides if she wants to rub their Noses on the paper or Scoot their Butts over the pictures.    Baaaaaaaa Waaah...      She Can't WAIT fur her Coloring fur the Elderly group to see these...       They are gonna LOVE Em.   Just like Mom does. 

 Now these are pictures of us playing with what Pheeny sent to US...

 You can TELL how much we like them... by how fast our TAILS are Waggin'.

Mom used the (SHIVER)  Snow Freak Scissors to cut the tags Off of our CANDY CANE Squeaker Stuffies...            We are havin a blast with them...      Thank You  Pheeny...   YOU are SO THOUGHTFUL.

We are gonna TRY to be back MUCH MORE OFTEN...     

MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR to Each and Every One of YOU.   
       LOVE,
          Frankie and Ernie

MERRY CHRISTMAS... PAWt # 1.

MERRY CHRISTMAS to ALL of you.    HERE it is Christmas EVE...  BUTT....

It is ALREADY Christmas Day... Down Under... where MY FOXY ROXY lives...  SO I thought I should go FURST and tell all about ME (Ernie Von Schnitzel the Attorney) and the Wonderful thingys that MY ROXY Sent to ME...

Are you ready?         THIS is the Inside of the Card that she sent to me...   LOOK it has Roxy's Pawtrait on there... with HEARTS.    and she called me HER Ernie.      (Sigh)

Now let's talk about what ELSE was in that Magical Pressie Package...   
     There were TIM TAMs and Candy fur Mom and Dad...   and fur ME...   OMD   OMD   there was a bag of KANGAROO Treats...   OMD OMD  they are DELICIOUS...  that Roxy is one WONDERFUL Cooker.      I don't think that she Deaded the Kanga... beclaws I suspect that "SHE" would never allow THAT.     BUTT Somehow Roxy did get the Kanga meat I am SURE she made these with her very own Paws...  from a special recipe...   beclaws they are the bestest tasting thingys EVER.     

 Roxy even included some Garden Veggies... beclaws she is very much concerned about HEALTH and stuffs.      

 There was a super jw Crinkle Ball fur me.    I like to roll it all over the floors with my nose... it is very much FUN.      PLUS...  there was a Snow Freak.... that Roxy said... I was to SHRED and DEAD...  Fast as anythingy...      and you all KNOW that I do Everythingy Roxy tells me to do...   SO... in less than 87 seconds... I had the LEGS off that Freak...  which slowed him down...
    Then I went to work on the rest of him...   (I did let Frankie help me a weeeeeee bit.)    Trust me furends, that EVIL VILE Snow FREAK will not be lookin at us with those scary Horrid Eyes Ever again.        He has been TOTALLY  SHREDDED and DEADED.

This is a pic of me  playin with my new ball...   I can't tell you how fun it is to roll it and chase it... and not have to WAIT fur Mom to throw it fur me.   I can play THIS game all by myself...
      Ummmmm, notice that Frankie is close by... butt trust me...  I roll it soooooo fast that the old farter  HE can't come close to taking it from me.      BaaaaaaWaaaaah.

 OH YES....  this is ME getting ready to do a double LEGectomy to the Evil one...     I told FRANKIE to STAY BACK...  that it was Dangerous and Delicate Work...   

 I had to get right to work and in like 87 seconds...    the Snow FREAK was MUCH SHORTER.  Just sayin'.   

 OKAY FRANKIE did help a tiny bit...   He held the Freak by the BEAK  Carrot Nose... while I worked.

Now TOMORROW will be Christmas Day Here... So I will let Frankie Tell you about HIS Christmas...       BUTT WAIT... there's MORE...         WE will BOTH tell you about a super Surprise pressie that came from Pheeny...     So...
      BE SURE TO GET TO BED EARLY tonight... so Santa Paws will be sure to bring you 87 Toys and Snacks.       
     MERRY CHRISTMAS from   ME... and From FRANKIE     

Christmas Cards and....

Dearest Furends,
    We have MISSED you all SO much..     We want to TRY to be back more often once the holidays are over...  
   UNLESS we are Covered Over with SNOW FREAKS... that is..

We wanted to show you all the CARDS we have this year....

 These two pics show ONLY OUR CARDS...  

Mom and Dad's Cards are on the String on the LEFT side... there are  8 of them   EIGHT   (hehehe)

WE have...   31...       THIRTY ONE to Eight...   Not too Shabby.  
   BUTT WAIT... there's More...    WE got   7 Ecards... and M & D didn't get ANY of those...
     SO... the grand TOTAL is   :
US      38
Them   Eight...                    38 to 8        BaaaaaaaWaaaah.         

We want to wish each and Every one of you the mostest MERRY CHRISTMAS Ever to be...
    And a WONDERFUL NEW YEAR...to come.
       We will post our Christmas Tomorrow and Monday.    
LOVE YOU ALL...
    Frankie and Ernie

HAPPY HOWL O WEEN... + KHAMP BARKS A LOT

HAPPY HOWL O WEEN TO ALL OF YOU...     We hope you get like 87 treats and NO tricks.

Now fur another addition of Khamp...
   What would Summer Khamp be without SWIMMING???    Now Turbo had NEVER been in swimming before and he was Terrified...    we ASSured him that our Life Guard would take good care of him...     we had to SHOW him it was Safe to go in the water... and then...

 He gave it a try...

 Once he Mastered the POOL...  he became a Swimming FOOL.

 We couldn't keep him outt there...      It was Love at furst Splash...    and when his peeps came home... and mom told them that TURBO is out back... in the pool...  they CALLED him... and he wouldn't even COME to them...   they had to go to the pool and DRAG beg him to go home with them...  and he still wouldn't... so they had to Pawmise that they would go get him his OWN pool...  THAT got him outta there in less than 87 seconds...

 Now...   another imPAWtant Khamp activity... is      FARTS and CRAPS  stuffs...    Of Course Turbo had never done any of THOSE either... so....     Out came the String/Yarn and the Glue and the stamp pads and....         CHECK IT OUT...

 I (Count Seller, Frankie) gave it a good going over... and said...   GOOD JOB Turbo.  

 ERNIE was not so impressed with the MESS that he made, though..

 BUTT I said...    Hey Turbo...    Farts and Craps  are FUN and you can do ANOTHER PAWject...  look what he made fur his Mom and Dad...   He used some of his own KIBBLE to make this Special SIGN.      What do you think?

Khamp Barks A Lot... #3... and Happy HOWL O WEEN Eve.

We hope that this post doesn't SCARE anybuddy.    It is HOWL O Ween Eve...  butt we will try to keep thingys ...  CALM.

OKAY...  so Turbo comes WAY TOO OFTEN when his peeps need to go to Pitch Burger Hospital.
   AND... that leaves US to teach him impawtant Stuffs and to do Fun Thingys...  We have to sort of have like 87 Lesson Plans... it is exhausting... butt we know we are doing the right thingy fur our neighbors.
    SO...  this was way back in the HOT SUMMER....   July 27th actually...   This is Turbo... we showed him how he could sit on our front porch and look across the street to his Left... and SEE HIS HOUSE...   so he could Watch fur his peeps to come home... and to keep him from being worried that he would be HERE... FOREVER.

 THEN we started teaching him CAMP Games and Activities...   WE love this one...  TUNNELing.
     Furst Lesson was to show Turbo that it is Fun and Easy to do...

 We had to demonstrate (that's a teaching method) how it all worked..

 And while we Demonstrated... and gave advice and instruction... Turbo was to OBSERVE... that is a learning tool.

 Observing is also an EVALUATION tool fur seeing how our  POOPil is pawgressing.   Ernie did the Evaluations...  he was QUITE HARSH....  Butt Turbo took it like a Champ.

 Ernie often discussed the lesson with Turbo.   DISCUSSIONS are both Teaching and LEARNING tools..  
         AND there was a TON of encouragement...   ... THAT is very impawtant fur Poopils.  Learning is HARD and one NEVER wants a POOPil to become overwhelmed or discouraged.

After about 87 sessions...   and a few....  mistakes....

WE had Complete Success...      

Turbo learned to go IN one tunnel... turn and come Back through the OTHER and  I was right there ready to give him a snack  an  A+   

Turbo had Never Ever even Seen a Tunnel until he came to Khamp Barks A Lot... and LOOK AT HIM NOW...      he had a BLAST....    sometimes we had Mom roll his Ball Toy through a tunnel.. and once he MASTERED the Technique...   he had a BLAST playing that game...    he would even take his ball toy to the opening and set it down and BEG mom to roll it in fur him.
      He sent his peeps about 87 TEXTS... Showing and Telling them how much he Loved Khamp and saying that we were the bestest Khamp Count Sellers ever to be.      
     Now that is not the ONLY new thingy he had to learn...   wait until you see what we did TO  with him NEXT.