Hats ON fur Ranger....

OMD   today Ranger says it is HAT DAY...  
    So we have HATS.....

 WAIT..... ERNIE did you Stick this IN????   that is NOT a Hat....    
Darn that Bro. of mine... I have a Devil of a time keeping him under control...

 This is my WARM WINTER Milkbone Hat.... with Ear Flappers and everythingy...

 It keeps my Brains Warm...      Ignore the Wood Shavings.... I was workin on a Pawject when these were taken...

 Do THESE count as HATS???      OR  are we Just ....   Wigged Out???

Pee S.....  don't furget...   If you are suffering some PROBLEM.... Bring it to COURT...
Ernie the Attorney ,,,  from   the Famous PawFURm of   vonSchnitzel, Ketchem, and Deadem... can come to your Aid.... he WORKS   PRO BONE-O...       and   I  (Court of Common Fleas Judge... Frankie Furter) have plenty of room on my Docket....  Just let us KNOW if you have been ACCUSED or WRONGED...      we got your Back Jack...
      BUTT WAIT..... there's MORE.....     the Ravishing ROXY...      The very LOVELY and Talented ROXY has just Joined the PawFURm of vonSchnitzel, Ketchem, and Deadem...   as their
  PARA LEGAL       THIS is One Classy PawFURm, we tell you...  

Now Yesterday... we were mostly MIA around Blogville beclaws we had to take THEM to Run THEIR Errands... and they are elderly and slow the type that does a BUNCH of stuffs at the same time...      so TODAY we may not be around much Either... beclaws.... we plan to nap it all off  we will be helping THEM put Stuffs away and such...       We need Younger and Spry-er Parents...  Just Sayin....

When Wishes are Fishes... Review...

OMD....    We were asked to REVIEW these snacks  that are available from   CHEWY.COM

HONEST Kitchen   WISHES....    

 Here is a Pic of what they Look like......   we WISHES you could SMELL them... OMD... iiiiiii
    Now about their Attributes...
Icelandic Haddock Fillets  (fur CATS and DOGS both) that were Hook and Line Caught .
they are LIGHT WEIGHT since they are Freeze Dried...  so they can go anywhere...   and they EASILY break into BITE SIZED pieces...
They are 84 % Protein with VERY little Fat..    
There is just ONE INGREDIENT.....   and that is Haddock.  
Honest Kitchen says it is 100% HUMAN GRADE ... which means it is SAFE fur US...   THAT is SO impawtant, you know...

 Mom said DOWN and   ONE of us did it... and the OTHER ONE.... whose INITIALS are FRANKIE FURTER...   SPRANG outta His Down and GRABBED the piece of WISHES FISHES...
    Mom was NOT amused...       BUTT it IS Proof of just how DELICIOUS these are...  OH the AROMA...  and the TASTE...

  

 ONE of Us gotted EXTRA beclaws HE stayed in his DOWN
 like the GOOD DAWG Ernest vonSchnitzel IS....

 Neener Neener NEENER.....   I gotted MORE than YOU did  Frankie...

Now our furends at CHEWY.COM did not PAY us to do this Review... butt they DID send the Honest Kitchen WISHES   fur us to Review fur YOU...
   Now you can get YOURS by Calling Chewy   or  going to their Website...  CHEWY.COM   Trust us on this..... those folks will take GOOD care of you...   and they have like 87 Bazillion thingys to Chews from...  butt fur SURE  give WISHES  a try...   We give them 87  Paws up...  

Look what WE gotted...

OMD   Look at what our WONDERFUL and UNIVERSE FAMOUS    Chief Chef... SASHA sent to US...

 It is OUR Sasha    sending a CARD to Wish us a HAPPY NEW YEAR...

THANK YOU Sweet Sasha...  and we Wish YOU a Happy New Year Also....

PEE S........ Happy Birfday to HAILEY  ♫

JUDGE Frankie Court of Common Fleas

HEAR YE !   HEAR YE !         Blogville's Court of Common Fleas is now in Session...
     The HONORABLE      Frankie Furter ,  Pawsiding...

 ALL RISE......     as Hizzonor Enters the courtroom.

 You may be seated...      TAKE NOTE:  I will not tolerate any Nonsense in my courtroom..
                              No  Fightin   Bitin    or   Pharrrrtin in my courtroom.*

Let me begin by saying THANK YOU to Blogville's Newest MAYORZ...  Murphy and Stanley   fur Appointing me to the Judgmental    Judgeship   BENCH for our Court of Common Fleas.
    In this courtroom we will hear All Cases of ALL descriptions...   From the Deading of Stuffies to the GASP...  TARDINESS of our Suppers...    It is an All Occasion card  Court...    You name the OFFENCE and I will hold Court...

My Credentials are as follows....   Judge fur the BEST of SHOW   MangoMinster
                                                          Mayor's Court    fur my entire term...   

*I work in CLOSE association with the Blogville Pawlice Dept. so be aware of that...  They have PLENTY of empty Cells...  and I won't HESITATE to hold anyone in Contempt of Court...    Just sayin

       All cases heard by me will be either  DEFENDED or PAWsicuted by...  

Ready fur it????    

                                    Are you SURE???


Better go PEE furst............................................   Court is in 87 second Recess until you all return   (THWAP)  that was me  banging my gavel....  this is a Classy courtroom... we gots all the bells and whistles and whackers and smacker here

OKAY....  I see you are all back...    now as I was sayin iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    Cases will be either Pawsicuted by or Defended by...    

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          ERNIE THE ATTORNEY...

 YES, dear Furends and Fellow Citizens.... My KID BROTHER....   Ernie  went to the ON LINE ...PetSmart University and stuffie distributorship... and   got his pedigree  DEGREE.... and

 He STUDIED HARD....   and is now.......   Ernie the Attorney...      this is his Official picture...

 This is from when he was still taking classes...  and learning to write BRIEFS and stuffs....

 And HERE WE are....  Together fur a Family Pawtrait...       Our mom had this Biggified about 87 times and has it on the WALL...  she is SO proud of us...

I will be Hearing Cases... as they come outta my pocket  up on the docket. 
If you have somethingy that needs to be brought to Trial....  contact:
Ernie the Attorney...  at his NEW FURm....      vonSchnitzel, Katchum, and Deadham ;  Attorneys at Paw.

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Now we also have MORE exciting news... from our new MayorZ     CLICK HERE to read about it.

RESTING after all the FUN STUFFS...

OMD  is the Sunshine UP already???       WE are exhausted from all the FUN Stuffs over the last two (87 HOURS) of Friends and Foodables and Pomp and Circumstances and Games and just PLAIN GOOD TIMES... here in Blogville..

WE don't WANNA GET UP....

 YEAH.... Sunshine.... go back in your hole fur like 87 more hours... and LET US REST UP...   iiiiiii

Don't you know that Having FUN is HARD WORK??????????????   iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii