Friday, March 24, 2017

Ernest vonSchnitzel's NEW BIDNESS

I...   ERNEST vonSchnitzel am startin a NEW BIDNESS.  
    I am gonna go into comPAWtition with the folks at     BURP EASE   Seeds...       Of course my SIGNATURE... (Universally WELL KNOWN)  seeds will be for   ...  MILKBONE Plants
  Sorry this is so Dark...   Dad takes UGLY Pictures...   This will be the Entrance to MY NEW BIDNESS...  
 This is the OTHER side of my Road Side Sign...       Dad doesn't know HOW to do the Zoomie thingy...    BUTT TRUST ME...
MY sign DOES say    ERNEST's SEEDS.    

I will be taking ORDERS...  Soon.    AND the bestest news is...  I accept      FLEASA  Cards.
    Just sayin.

22 comments:

Mark Muller said...

oh can you hire me please... I swear this time I will not eat all milkbone seeds... :o)

Emma said...

Will you be expanding to growing bully sticks or tripe or anything else tasty?

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
That is a most wonderfur sideline to the lawyering bidness Ernie; putting them down in the court and then growing them up from the ground. WTG furiend!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Katie Dawn Wing said...

Oh my dogness, you gots milk bone seeds?!?!?! I gotta buy some....Ill get the cwedit cardies! Do you ship to KY?

Puppy Growls,
Lucy

Two French Bulldogs said...

Crap we need to plan your Milkbones seeds
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

Kismet said...

You'll also sell something they don't. Seeds for burpless cucumbers.

Millie and Walter said...

We are looking for our mom's fleasa card and will be sending in our order soon.

Madi and Mom said...

Ernst WTG you are such an industrious Dachshund I know your bidness will grow and flourish!
Hey I only have a MistressCard do you take those?
Hugs madi your bfff

Madi and Mom said...

FSG is a has been on the accordion...but one time she was good.
About the time she got to Jr. High she moved back to Raleigh.
There weren't many instructions back in the dark ages and the one she had lived almost in
Cary which back then was nearly 30 miles from Raleigh. Now the two cities nearly join
FSG says those accordions are H E A V Y too
Hugs Madi

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

BOL - we just asked EAsy yesterday if his milkbones came from your crop:) We will have to apply for one of those fleascards and yes, we would definitely be a regular customer.

Woos - Lightning and Misty

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

That's a great business. You'll have orders pouring in!

Molly the AireGirl said...

I'll be placing my order for sure!

Idaho PugRanch said...

This a fangtastick venture Ernie! We bet you make 87 million green papers cause everyone will want to grow their own milkbones!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Louis the Blogging Dog said...

That is the best idea ever! I want to buy some! Mimi says I can plant some milkbone seeds on our patio. I hope they grow in containers!
Your Furend,
Louis Dog Armstrong

M. K. Clinton said...

I just commented about your amazing MilkBone seeds to Da Phenny! Count us as customers ☺

Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song said...

I am wishing you the best of luck with this great idea. We will buy a bag.

Dory and the Mama said...

We can't wait to get our own Ernie's Milkbone seeds!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Ruby said...

OMD, this is FABulous!!!!! I will take 87 packets of Milkbone seeds, and 8700 chicken seeds.
Do you wants my Fleasa number nows, or do you have a Square reader?? I can pay you in margaritas!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

C.L.W.STEP said...

Do you have any Marrow Bone seeds?

cupcakepetrillo said...

MilkBones... Mmmmmm...

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, milkbone seeds? We can't wait. But we'd fire the sign maker. He left an e out of your name. Shame on him!

Astro said...

I hope you ship to Washington, I have seen some of the stuff
you grow in your garden and it looks fabulous.
Looking forward to your online catalog.
Thank goodness you take flisza.
Congrats again.
xo Astro