Friday, January 20, 2017

Plan E fur Roxy Foxy...

HEY FRANKIE.....   Come here....   LOOK... mom left the Gray Cabinet's Door open... and I see her SEW WHAT... tin...    I'm gonna grab it, while I can...

Mom's SEW WHAT tin???   The one that she has had since BEFORE Sarge's Mom... was even Whelped????     ARE YOU SERIOUS???    You had Better NOT.   SHE will have a HISSY FIT that would put MADI to shame   OR make PROUD...  Either way...  you had BEST Not DO THAT.
Yeah,  YOU would be too Chicken to try... butt I am on a MISSION... I gotta get Roxy Foxy fixed up... and I have ALREADY tried and FAILED like 87 times...         I'm Gonna try to SEW her back together...   using that Piece of Gutted and Deaded Stuffie.. that I have been HOARDING carefully SAVING.... fur just such a purpose...  
    Now... BOOST me up so I can Reach the    Sew What tin...

OKAY... butt you had BETTER remember Mom's SEWING RULE...  

NEVER EVER  lick the THREAD...     You gotta lick the EYE of the NEEDLE so you can Thread it  in one FAST and EASY Poke.   

OKAY Frankie....  I've got it...   Lick the EYE of the NEEDLE...  NEVER EVER Wet the Thread...
    Now get outta hear while I get to work...
         HUMMMMM   wonder what color Thread I should Chews???    GOLD   I think I will go fur the GOLD...      THIS time...

I'm Outta here...   just don't furget....   Lick and Drool on the EYE OF THE NEEDLE so the GOLD thread will go Right in...           And DON'T blame ME if Mom catches you in HER stuffs.   

25 comments:

Julie said...

Uh Oh Ernie....I can't tell you the TROUBLE I wuz in fur running off wiv Mum's needlecase....you'd better watch out!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Emma said...

I think you need to take her to a professional stuffie hospital for major surgery.

Mark Muller said...

is that true... you have to lick the eye of the needle? ha! then the mama was always wrong with chewing on the thread like a dog on a bone :o) no wonder that her sewing-projects became screwing-projects :o)

Two French Bulldogs said...

Perfect. We have a live-in nurse too that has to give stitches every once in awhile
Lily & Edward

Casey said...

Licking the eye of the needle? Momma says she'll have to try that!

Kismet said...

A stitch in time saves nine.
A stitch in the wrong place could put a tail on your face.

Millie and Walter said...

Good luck Ernie. We are curious as to why there is a compass in your mom's Sew What tin?

Mara said...

Oh my goodness. I hope Mum will be fine with you using her needles and threads. But I have to say, gold seems to be the perfect colour!

Mara from Norway

PS: I think I might have to try the wet the needle, not the thread next time. Or get new glasses...

Frank The Tank said...

Oh dear YOUR Ernie is getting in to all kinds of trouble, Yes I think Stuffy surgery is needed STAT! Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxxxxxxx

Dory and the Mama said...

Good luck Ernie...make sure you lick the correct end of the needle...and Maybe your Mama should stick around and snoopervise??
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

GOLD is pawfect! Make sure you don't lick the sharp end, Ernie! We think Plan E(rnie) just might work!

Madi and Mom said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhh me messin' in your mom's stuff could put you in a sticky spot...be sure to put a thimble on your paws before you poke around too much
Hugs madi your bfff

Madi and Mom said...

FnE
I got you and your ladies are dolled up for the dancing lessons

The Army of Four said...

I hope your mom can save her!!!
Cammie!

Idaho PugRanch said...

OMD! Mom is going to try that tip! Lick the eye and not the thread!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Thanks for the tip - Mom can't see the eye to thread the needle, but we bet she can lick it:)

Good luck, Ernie.

Woos - Lightning and Misty

Christmas said...

Let's hope all goes well!

M. K. Clinton said...

This should be good! I have never heard of licking the needle instead of the thread. Very interesting. ☺ Good luck!

LBJ said...

I sure hope this works! (certainly better than the STAPLER!)

Abby Lab

Astro said...

OMG The Sew What Tin you better be very careful.
My mom licks the thread all the time.
I am going to tell her lick the needle eye.


xo Astro

Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song said...

Lick the needle and not the thread? Diabolical. Thank for the tip. Wishing you the best of luck

Jans Funny Farm said...

That's a new one to Jan. No wonder she has so much trouble threading a needle! Good luck, Ernie.

Molly and Mackie said...

We never heard the tip about licking the needle instead of the tread. Good luck, Ernie!

C.L.W.STEP said...

Good luck!

Sarge said...

Wow, you're lucky you didn't end up needing bandages for pokes in your paws! Ouch
Sarge