OMD OMD OMD..... I'm a Stuffie Deadering Addict... I admit it... and I am SOOOOO ashamed of myself. I did a BAD thingy... TERRIBLE thingy... I... ERNIE the Attorney... allowed my INNER... SELF to Escape... to do somethingy that I can hardly tell you about.
I.....
Separated My BELOVED... ADORED... Foxy Roxy from...
her luxurious and Squeaker filled TAIL from her Body... WHINE SOB WHIMPER
I don't KNOW what came over me... I can NOT believe I have DONE such a THINGY...
MOOOOOOOoooooooooMMMMMMmm????? MOM???? can you FIX my Foxy Roxy?
My EYES are Filled with TEARS... I am SOOOOOOOOO ashamed... MOMMMMmmm?
Can you Fix my Foxy Roxy??? I placed Both of her PIECES on our BENCH... so you can SEE that Roxy needs HELP... PLEASE MOM...
OMD OMD I can't Stand to look at what I have done... I am a TOTAL Disappointment to REAL ROXY... She is gonna DUMP me fur Deadeding Roxy the Foxy... OMD I can't LOOK... I am a Disappointment... I am a DOOFUS... I confess... I did it... and I am SOOOOO SORRY. I am WORST than a Low Down Stinking SQUIRREL...
ROXY... MY DARLING,
I didn't MEAN to do it... somethingy just came over me... I STILL LOVE you Stuffy Foxy Roxy and Real ROXY... I love you BOTH to BITS and PIECES...
OMD THAT was not what I MEANT to say... This just keeps going from BAD to WORSER and WORSER... Whine..Whimper...
FORGIVE ME ROXY.....
28 comments:
Oh Dear......that's not good....no...not good at all. On the other paw, you DO look very sorry for what you did so we think Roxy will forgive you.
The Florida Furkids
Ooophs Ernie, I finks yous gonna be in the 'Dog House' fur sure!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
I hate to say it Ernie, but I had a feeling it would happen. Watching my sister Bailie who is at the scene of many crimes and dismemberments, I know it is not a habit that can easily be changed. I think she will understand.
OMD, Ernie! I think you need help.
No worries!!! We don't have tails either
Lily & Edward
There is a 12 step program just for you.
I'm sure Roxy forgives you!!
Ernie.............
Ouch that is painful to look at....very graphic!! MOLMOLMOL It looks like a clean amputation so I expect your Mom can repair it. In the meantime we need to get you into a 12 mini step program (mini a little dachshund humor)
Hugs madi your bfff
let's say you went a little bit too much into that de-tail....:o)
OMD! You just got carried away. We are sure the REAL Roxy understands.
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
We bet your mom will fix her up as good as new, Ernie. We betcha that Roxy understands.
Ruh Roh. Wells, these thingies happen. I once tore the head off my squirrel stuffie....okays...so MAYBE that wasn't such an accident. maybe. okays, fursure! BOL
In your case Ernie, I just knows that your Roxy is gonna understand!!!
Nows, gets your Moms a workin'! That tail ain't gonna fix itself!
Kisses,.
Ruby ♥
Now, just calm down, Ernie. That 'deadering' impulse just happens to us all! We think a visit to the Mom surgery will put things right--until that impulse hits you again! Kiss, kiss, snuggle snuggle, Your Roxy
(We look at the emails all the time.)
Bits and pieces - BOL:) Are you sure you weren't just trying to figure out a way to share Foxy Roxy with Frankie?
Woos - Lightning and Misty
Sorry aboutFoxy Roxy - don't be hard on yourself though...
By the way, thanks fur the tip about how to publish my email address. No I don't ever want to be hacked!
Your Furend
Louis Dog Armstrong
We think you got a bit carried away playing with the Foxy Roxy. :(
Well, yeah, but ... isn't that what stuffies are for?!? As my mom says, better the toys than the furniture!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
Oh Ernie, I am sure that your mom can fix Foxy Roxy up good as new. Please don't be so hard on yourself. Sometimes we just get carried away with our loving of stuffies. ♥
Hope your mom can fix her up!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Crikey Ernie .... that was a close one, mate, but see the real Roxy understands so you'll be right, aye??
Oh boy...what an whoopsie! BUT I am sure that you will be forgiven for it. It's a terrible, horrible addiction that I am not sure can be broken...deading stuffies (even unstuffed ones!) like that...
I am sure all will be forgiven. Hopefully you can get the tail back on again. It worked for Eyeore
Admitting it is the first step, Ernie. Jakey is also a Dead-a-holic. We think we may need to have a DA branch in Blogville...it may help to get together and talk our way through the "urges"!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Oh Ernie,
We think Foxy will forgive you.
Just kiss her lots after your mom
fixes her poor leg.
Astro
That's what she's there for... I'm sure having deading fun is the most important thing.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
That's the natural progression of squeaky toy love. At least at my house it is.
hello ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoo no how it is they say sumtimes yoo just hav to let yore inner wulf owt and let it howl a bit!!! or rip the tail off a stuffie!!! saym diffrense!!! i am shoor roxy wil forgiv yoo!!! ok bye
OMD I seem to have the same problem with stuffies Ernie, they just fall apart when I love them. ~Fenris
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