Friday, January 6, 2017

I am SOOOOO ashamed of myself...

OMD OMD OMD.....     I'm a Stuffie Deadering Addict...  I admit it...    and I am SOOOOO ashamed of myself.      I did a BAD thingy...    TERRIBLE thingy...       I... ERNIE the Attorney... allowed my INNER...  SELF to Escape...  to do somethingy that I can hardly tell you about.  


I.....  

     Separated My BELOVED... ADORED...  Foxy Roxy from...
 her luxurious and Squeaker filled TAIL from her Body...          WHINE    SOB   WHIMPER
I don't KNOW what came over me...     I can NOT believe I have DONE such a THINGY...

MOOOOOOOoooooooooMMMMMMmm?????     MOM????  can you FIX my Foxy Roxy?
      My EYES are Filled with TEARS...    I am SOOOOOOOOO ashamed...    MOMMMMmmm?
Can you Fix my Foxy Roxy???      I placed Both of  her PIECES on our BENCH...    so you can SEE that Roxy needs HELP...      PLEASE MOM...  
 OMD OMD   I can't Stand to look at what I have done...      I am a TOTAL Disappointment to REAL ROXY...   She is gonna DUMP me fur  Deadeding  Roxy the Foxy...     OMD   I can't LOOK...  I am a Disappointment... I am a DOOFUS...       I confess...      I did it...    and I am SOOOOO SORRY.   I am WORST than a Low Down Stinking SQUIRREL...

ROXY... MY DARLING,
I didn't MEAN to do it...   somethingy just came over me...    I STILL LOVE you Stuffy Foxy Roxy and Real ROXY...    I love you BOTH  to BITS and PIECES...    OMD   THAT was not what I MEANT to say...     This just keeps going from BAD to WORSER and WORSER... Whine..Whimper...
 FORGIVE ME ROXY.....    

28 comments:

The Florida Furkids said...

Oh Dear......that's not good....no...not good at all. On the other paw, you DO look very sorry for what you did so we think Roxy will forgive you.

The Florida Furkids

Julie said...

Ooophs Ernie, I finks yous gonna be in the 'Dog House' fur sure!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Emma said...

I hate to say it Ernie, but I had a feeling it would happen. Watching my sister Bailie who is at the scene of many crimes and dismemberments, I know it is not a habit that can easily be changed. I think she will understand.

Casey said...

OMD, Ernie! I think you need help.

Two French Bulldogs said...

No worries!!! We don't have tails either
Lily & Edward

Kismet said...

There is a 12 step program just for you.

Christmas said...

I'm sure Roxy forgives you!!

Madi and Mom said...

Ernie.............
Ouch that is painful to look at....very graphic!! MOLMOLMOL It looks like a clean amputation so I expect your Mom can repair it. In the meantime we need to get you into a 12 mini step program (mini a little dachshund humor)
Hugs madi your bfff

Mark Muller said...

let's say you went a little bit too much into that de-tail....:o)

Murphy said...

OMD! You just got carried away. We are sure the REAL Roxy understands.

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Molly and Mackie said...

We bet your mom will fix her up as good as new, Ernie. We betcha that Roxy understands.

Ruby said...

Ruh Roh. Wells, these thingies happen. I once tore the head off my squirrel stuffie....okays...so MAYBE that wasn't such an accident. maybe. okays, fursure! BOL
In your case Ernie, I just knows that your Roxy is gonna understand!!!
Nows, gets your Moms a workin'! That tail ain't gonna fix itself!
Kisses,.
Ruby ♥

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Now, just calm down, Ernie. That 'deadering' impulse just happens to us all! We think a visit to the Mom surgery will put things right--until that impulse hits you again! Kiss, kiss, snuggle snuggle, Your Roxy

(We look at the emails all the time.)

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Bits and pieces - BOL:) Are you sure you weren't just trying to figure out a way to share Foxy Roxy with Frankie?

Woos - Lightning and Misty

Louis the Blogging Dog said...

Sorry aboutFoxy Roxy - don't be hard on yourself though...
By the way, thanks fur the tip about how to publish my email address. No I don't ever want to be hacked!
Your Furend
Louis Dog Armstrong

Jans Funny Farm said...

We think you got a bit carried away playing with the Foxy Roxy. :(

The Army of Four said...

Well, yeah, but ... isn't that what stuffies are for?!? As my mom says, better the toys than the furniture!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

M. K. Clinton said...

Oh Ernie, I am sure that your mom can fix Foxy Roxy up good as new. Please don't be so hard on yourself. Sometimes we just get carried away with our loving of stuffies. ♥

Idaho PugRanch said...

Hope your mom can fix her up!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Ernie .... that was a close one, mate, but see the real Roxy understands so you'll be right, aye??

Poodle At Play said...

Oh boy...what an whoopsie! BUT I am sure that you will be forgiven for it. It's a terrible, horrible addiction that I am not sure can be broken...deading stuffies (even unstuffed ones!) like that...

Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song said...

I am sure all will be forgiven. Hopefully you can get the tail back on again. It worked for Eyeore

Dory and the Mama said...

Admitting it is the first step, Ernie. Jakey is also a Dead-a-holic. We think we may need to have a DA branch in Blogville...it may help to get together and talk our way through the "urges"!

Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Astro said...

Oh Ernie,
We think Foxy will forgive you.
Just kiss her lots after your mom
fixes her poor leg.

Astro

cupcakepetrillo said...

That's what she's there for... I'm sure having deading fun is the most important thing.

Love and licks,
Cupcake

C.L.W.STEP said...

That's the natural progression of squeaky toy love. At least at my house it is.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoo no how it is they say sumtimes yoo just hav to let yore inner wulf owt and let it howl a bit!!! or rip the tail off a stuffie!!! saym diffrense!!! i am shoor roxy wil forgiv yoo!!! ok bye

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

OMD I seem to have the same problem with stuffies Ernie, they just fall apart when I love them. ~Fenris