Tuesday, August 23, 2016

New CASE fur Ernie the Attorney...


Sent to Ernie the Attorney on   8/16/16



After I overcame my shock, I left the below comment on Ruby's blog!! You see I too was unjustly accused...no trial nuttin.  Dang it there are 3 of us in this house. I am sick and tired, yes sick and tired of having the accusing fingers and rolled eyeballs.  

"Ruby, the edges of some of my mom's African Violet leaves (only plant) have mysteriously become ragged. It is suspected (no proof) that I did it when my cat stump was temporarily moved to the dining room window during construction stuffs.  I feel you pain girl. I thin you need to mix up a pitcher or two of Margaritas, I'll bring some beef jerky and nip treats. You know misery loves company!!  You know when you are the 'only' you get blamed for lots of things."

My wise friend the lovely Ms. Ruby Air Dale suggested this is a case for Ernie the Attorney.  Since I am retired, I told her I'd gladly send you a certified letter asking for you assistance. 

THIS is   Madi's EVIDENCE



THIS is Ruby's Post  



Sunday, August 14, 2016



Tasty Sunday


Hey puppers, kittehs, burdies, and asst. furiends!

I have really enjoyed the PAWLYPICS!   I thinks they are much more funs than the events the peeps have!  I means, did you see todays event??


OMD,  I don't wants to say anythings, 

BUTTS Blogville has some VERY talented 

'BATHERS'

hehehehehe



What have I been doin'.....

wells.....

MA SAYS....

I've been eating her Mint plant!!!

Can you believes it??!

that's the one....looks kinda yucky to me...

Ruby's Ma here:  Why does it look so 'yucky'.....
tell them Ruby....

I don't knows......
*sniiiiiiiiiiff*  yum......
(EVIDENCE)


Yeah, well....I likes to keep my breath MINTY FRESH!

You would thinks that she would appreciate that, right??!


Besides....would this face EVER gets in troubles???

nah.
ROXIEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
   ROXIE...   Do we have PLENTY of TISSUES???

OMC   OMD...  ROXIEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   we have a new SET of Clients....    Come see the Emails that I just got... from MADI and from RUBY....    OMD OMC ...  they have BOTH been ACCUSED of STUFFS... by their MOMs...  and   Madi's DAD even  went so far as to Squirrel Her Out to Miss Cecilia ...   
     BREAK OUT THE TISSUES....   they are coming in fur a Consultation and  I just KNOW the Tears and SNOT and Slobber will be FLOWING...

SNOT RAGS...  We need TONS of SNOT RAGS...   
Cool your Collar Ernie....    I have  a  CASE of Snot Rags and Tissues in the COPY ROOM...   ....  ummmm   Wanna come CHECK 'em Out with me?



25 comments:

Emma said...

With that leaf damage, I would say it is a case of Japanese Beetles! Highly suspicious.

Madi and Mom said...

Attorney Ernie and Foxy Roxy,
FINALLY SOME JUSTICE FOR THIS SENIOR DIVA CAT AND HER BFFF RUBY AIR DALE!!
MOLMOLMOLMOL YOU HAVE CRACKED US UP THIS MORNING. I THINK DAD WAS BITTEN BY A SQUIRREL...I'M TOTALLY SHOCKED AND DISMAYED BY HIS ACTIONS. AND RUBY'S MA ACCUSES HER OF WRONG DOING RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUNKY EAR CRISIS!! LADY JUSTICE DO YOUR THANG!!

INNOCENTLY YOURS MADI AND RUBY

Mark Muller said...

hmmmm that's a complicated case... a mint plant has mint leaves.. and mint leaves can't have a damage, because they are mint.... think I need a drink to ponder about that non-mint mint leaves

Christmas & Robin said...

Interesting case....

Jessi Lashakmitis said...

That is really an unusual case!!! Good luck to you!!!
Khloe

Bouncing Bertie said...

Ernie, I had been worried that you might have retired from attorney duties. What a relief that you are still active and working for justice for all Blogville residents. Phew.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
OMD another event ..errrrrr... case for the Common Fleas Court.... I just know you will get justice for the offended... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Sheltie Times said...

Clearly more bugs than dog bite here. You get 'em Ernie.

Julie said...

We are sooooo lucky in Blogsville to haf Ernie the Attorney to defend us against such unprovoked untruthful accusations made by our peeps.
I haf nefer nibbled on the herbs in the garden *cough-cough* or on the conservatory plant *cough-cough* that photographic evidence was photoshopped honest!!!!
YAY fur Ernie our Knight in Shinning Armour, riding to rescue us frum such slanders!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
PeeS I do luffs to shred tissues as well, is that allowed?

Kismet said...

Defamation of character. The billable hours should be many, but don't include the hanky panky in the copy room.

Two French Bulldogs said...

We know it's not Ruby. I think it's the African Violet Wild Eating Squirrel
Lily & Edward

Astro said...


I smell a squirrel in here someplace.

xo Astro

stellaroselong said...

We have lemon mint at ours house, and peppermint, and mom says if you don't prune them they get leggy so even if by MISTAKE they were accidently pruned, it is better for the plant, now as far as that violet, well, we three pugs think it was the dad that did it, cos that is how it goes in our house.
stella rose

Sully said...

I don't believe it's Ruby. I think it's her ma and her black thumb.

Aroo to you,
Sully

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Sounds like a great case!!! We are sure that Madi and Ruby are totally innocent,. We look forward to hearing all the details of this case.

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

You got your work cut out for you. We know they are innocent.
Maybe after those cases you can take on the fact that Lady would sacrifice not only both of us, but Hailey first to a werewolf . . . . . . . . she needs to do some time for thinking that!

Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song said...

If you bring this case before Judge Foley Monster you are certain to win.

Idaho PugRanch said...

Court will be in session!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

we are glad to see you are on the case

Dory and the Mama said...

We just knew you two would jump right on top of this case!!

We can't wait to see you give it to Ruby and Madi's peeps!!

Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Sammy Sam said...

Unjust accusations..there were too many leaves anyhow on that one side.

Ruby said...

OMD!!!! I am SOOOOOOO GLADS you are on our Case Ernie!!!! I can not believes both DIVA MADI and my innocent-faced self, gots accused of such WRONG DOINGS! It's an A-Trot-A-Sea!!!
Ma had NO right to accuse MOI of eatin' her mint plant...and nobody butts Madi's Pops CLAIMS to have evidence of our furiend Madi's offence.!!!
I means, what would a nice kitteh like Madi be doin' nibblin' on a plant for??? I say we deserve JUSTICE!!!
I can't waits....I thinks I need a margarita....and cheese.
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Casey said...

OMD, I can't believe two such nice girls were accused of such a crime!! I know Ernie will sort you right out.

M. K. Clinton said...

We feel confident that you will get both of these lovely ladies acquitted of these crimes. It is obvious to anyone that a tree rat has been setting them up for the fall.

Jans Funny Farm said...

You're a bit strange ... er, excitable, Ernie. We've never heard of any dog getting all worked up about snot rags and tissues before. It's not like they're edible. Or are they?

But congratulations on your two new cases.