Sunday, July 3, 2016

Snicker Sunday

I think I'll try my Paw at Magic Tricks...  
    I'll need a STAGE name...
       Maybe     ERNIE the EXCITING...      

NOW I got my CAPE on...   and my STUFFS gathered up...      Just gotta see where MOM is...
   I don't want to get caught... practicing   She won't want to miss THIS...

 HEY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaad      are you SURE this Saw is Sharp enough???     Frankie is kinda OLD and TOUGH you know.
 NOW YOU ALL be Prepared to be AMAZED and ASTOUNDED....    READY???
 SHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh             Quite in the audience....   Frankie you be very STILL...
 OKAY....   here Goes...    Let 'er RIP....
PHARRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttt...

Ooops....   Scuse me....    I think I was a bit premature fur EASY's   Tuneful Pharrrrrting event...  

21 comments:

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Bwwahahahahahahahahahhahah... Oh Ernie, phart jokes are always funny, whether hyooman or furpeeps!!! Thanks for brightening a wet and windy Sunday at the hutch... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Mark Muller said...

hahahahah apaws apaws for Ernie Copperfield! that was PHARRRRTastic!

Bouncing Bertie said...

Ernie, isn't it supposed to be a beautiful young girl (and not a windy old dog) that you saw in two?
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

LBJ said...

Bwa Ha Ha - I thought you were going to pull a rabbit out of a hat and not a phart out of a doggie - but you still made me laugh.

Aby Lab

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

BOL! You guys always crack us up!

Kismet said...

If you can't saw him in half, kill him with gas.

Murphy said...

Um . . . we're kinda thinking no good can come from this?

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Madi and Mom said...

Frankie's is old and tough...Oh Ernie you are a fungi!!
Hugs madi your bfff

Sammy Sam said...

Frankie has cleared the room. Great trick :)

The Army of Four said...

Uh oh. This could be trouble!
Cammie!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Bwahaahaa! My ♥♥♥Ernie♥♥♥ you are so funny!!! Smooch! Better not cut the Farter in two because he could regenerate and you'd have TWO Farters.

I think you'd better just stick to making treats DISAPPEAR at the moment.

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

you guys are always so funny :)

Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song said...

I think you two were much better cut out for comedy than magic

MilitaryPugWife said...

Happy 4th friends!!

Molly and Mackie said...

You guys are such cut-up's☺

Idaho PugRanch said...

bwa ahaaa haaaaahaahaaa!
good one!

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Yes, that's a pawsome stage name Ernie the Exciting :-) Have a pawsome 4th weekend. Golden Woofs, SUGAR

Christmas & Robin said...

I was expecting something bad to happen. ;)

Millie and Walter said...

Run Frankie run!!!

M. K. Clinton said...

Hahahaha! We wanna practice but no knives!

Sarge said...

BWAR HAR HAR!! The great Ernaldo and his sawing bit! Do you need an assistant for that trick?!? Watch me pull a rabbit outa my hat...and saw a Frankie in half. ENCORE!!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish