Thursday, June 2, 2016

Fur my Birfday #10

OMD this is ME at the Pawty at Sarge's House...

 I gots Treats and  a new ball which ERNIE the ENORMOUS claims is HIS Pawty Favor and a new toy.
 OH YEAH....  and I got on SARGE's BELOVED COT...   when he wasn't lookin!
BUTT.... Blogville....  I gotta tell you somethingy....  GIRD Your LOINS...  and stick with me here.
 I had to keep WATCH to make sure he wasn't coming...   beclaws he is very much pawtective of his COT.
Loins all Girded???   Still with me....   You ain't seen NOTHING YET....  Wait fur it...   Hang in there.... I'm Saving the BESTEST fur LAST....
 Sarge's mom made BARKIN BEEFs   fur our Birfday Supper and guess what we had fur DESSERT...??????
Banilla    I Scream
    I may be older than Road Kill... butt I DO know how to have a good time...

OKAY... you have all been in suspenders LONG ENOUGH....  you are NOT gonna believe what ELSE I gotted fur my BIRFDAY....   Mom and Dad gotted me my very own .....

 JEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeep   Wrangler...    OMD OMD    they said, Frankie Darling...  go out and LOOK in the Garage....  you have ONE MORE PRESSIE...

 I went out the door... and THERE pawked Right by Jessie Jeep...  was a  RED...  JEEP WRANGLER  with Black interior...      and Roll Bars and EVERYTHINGY.... and Speaking of BAR....   I am gonna head to BAR in Style...   Well, Ernie and I are...    Mom and Dad and Sarge's Peeps are gonna go in Jessie Jeep....       ERNIE and I are going in...  JAYME JEEP...
    OMD OMD OM    MOM AND DAD GOTTED ME A JEEP FUR MY BIRFDAY.
 I pulled him forward so I could really look him over GOOD....    OMD HE's a BUTE...   Bet he runs like a Raped Ape...      Zero to Dribble in 87 seconds...        OMD  MOM?   DAD?   is it REALLY ALL MINE???
ERNIE.....   get your blubbery butt OUT HERE and SEE THIS....   

 DON'T YOU DARE PEE ON ANY OF THE TIRES...
 FRANKIE......   OMD you have a JEEP ....  A WRANGLER...   What'cha gonna name him?
 His Name is JayME...    note the ME pawt....   That is beclaws he BELONGS TO ME...  butt loving brother that I am.... I'll let you ride in him... and Maybe even DRIVE some time...  


 Hey Dad.... Put the Garage door up....   I want to take a Tour of Cooperstown, Pencil Vane E Ah...      Ernie can go with me....  we will only be gone fur 87 mins. or so...      Come on ERN... Climb in and SNAP UP...   
Scooch OVER Ernie...  your Crowding me.... I gotta be able to Steer and Shift GEARS...
 Can I drive HOME Frankie....          NO WAY....  Get off my back or your not even gonna get to go.     Just Sayin.              THIS is MY BIRFDAY PRESSIE... and I'm the Boss of it.   
 THAT's BETTER....    now BUCKLE UP...
 You got any Snacks and Drinks in here Frankie...   
     Are you outta your Collar, Ernie?
 You are NOT REPEAT... NOT... eating or drinking in MY Red Wrangler...
 OKAY DAD.... I got him all REVVED UP and In REVERSE  You had better get outta the way...    HERE WE COME...                     Vrrrrrrrrooooooooooo   VARRRRRROOOOOOOM
 OMD Frankie are you sure you know how to drive???  We are going  BASS  AKWARD Awfully FAST...   
GIRD YOUR LOINS BLOGVILLE.......     FRANKIE THE FLASH   and his RED WRANGLER ....       have taken it to the Streets.    

As Charlie says....  Wanna RACE????


33 comments:

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
BWWahahahahahahahahha oh this is just the bestest thing and I's a bit jelly of your jeep Frankie!!! zero to dribble in 87??? That's like the hot flash!!! See you at the BAR... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Mark Muller said...

OMD OMD OMD welcome JayME Jeep!!!! that's the bestest birthday gift ever!!!! guess what? the mama once wanted to buy me such an electro ride, butt my dad said it will not work that I sit in it... ha! how wrong he was!!! now the momma looks for a ride for me again.... I hope for a red one like yours... :O)

Madi and Mom said...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRANKIE TURNING 10 WAS THE BEST DAY E V E R.
DID SARGE CATCH YOU ON HIS BED?
OMC OMC OMC YOU GOT YOUR OWN SET OF RED HOT WHEELS YOU KNOW THAT IS A CHICK MAGNET RIGHT?
THE GALS WILL BE STANDING IN LINE RINGING YOUR DOOR BELL. YOU KNOW MY MOM LOVES LOVES LOVES THE COLOR. YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BARKDAY BOY FOR SURE!! BE SURE TO BUCKLE UP, KEEP THE LEAD OUT OF THE FOOD AND MOST OF ALL NO TEXTING THE CHICKS WHEN THE WHEELS ARE IN MOTION.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Julie said...

OMD, OMD, that is just AMAZING!!!!
WHAT a pawsome burfday you had Frankie
And now yous got your OWN wheels, woohoo!!!!
Well, I is almost wordless wednesday….that do haf to be the bestest burfday prezzie evers
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Robin Whiskers said...

What wonderful things! I especially LOVE that jeep!

Your pal,
Christmas

Emma said...

What a wonderful birthday and a jeep in racing red of all things! Enjoy!

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Us chicks want a ride Frankie!
Bet we'd have fun riding in your jeep here in the country chasing cow dogs but we'd have to stay away from the bull or he might chase us.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Your car rocks!! We are so jealous
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

Murphy said...

OMD! OMD! OMD! You got the best birfday pressie ever! You can drive to BAR in style and the whole place will be talking about the cool ride that Frankie Flash rode into town! We can all drive our cars through the park and make a parade! The wimmen are gonna go crazy! Have you had it in 4 wheel drive and done any climbing yet? This is the most awesome pressie ever! Maybe we should start a car Club! Are you gonna sign up for AAA in case you lose the keys? OMD, now that would be a DOG'S worst nightmare! Congrats!

Your Pals,

Murphy and Stanley

Murphy said...

OMD! OMD! OMD! You got the best birfday pressie ever! You can drive to BAR in style and the whole place will be talking about the cool ride that Frankie Flash rode into town! We can all drive our cars through the park and make a parade! The wimmen are gonna go crazy! Have you had it in 4 wheel drive and done any climbing yet? This is the most awesome pressie ever! Maybe we should start a car Club! Are you gonna sign up for AAA in case you lose the keys? OMD, now that would be a DOG'S worst nightmare! Congrats!

Your Pals,

Murphy and Stanley

Linda said...


OMD how cool that is, and a convertible too.
Happy Birthday!
Linda

Cotton Bottom Tales said...

Happy Birthday!! Oh wait...Gizmo & Ebony want to say something, too.
Giz & Ebs: Hoppy Supa Dupa Burfday, new fwiend!!

Kismet said...

The joke's on you. You can't afford the insurance.

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

we sure hope you have you license to drive that :)

Molly and Mackie said...

OMD, your Jeep Wrangler is fabulous, Frankie! When you're in the neighborhood, swing by. We would love to go for a ride! We'll have to stop for ice cream!

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, that's the coolest, droolest, rubber-burning, pedal-to-the-metal giftie ever! OMD that's one hawt set of wheelies. My crabby girls are clacking their claws and screeching that they wanna ride to BAR with you....can you let them, please? They're driving me nuts over it. They pawmise to behave. BOL/POL. Oh, BWAR HAR HAR to The Doods' comment (nightmare). JOYRIDES IN COOPERSTOWN!! I just hope I don't have to give you any tickets. Just sayin'. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Casey said...

WOW! What a totally pawesome barkday. Jayme Jeep looks like a fun ride!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

OMD, FRankie!!!! What a cool new Jeep you got!!! Will you be taking him for a ride to OP anytime soon? We bet your little pal Aleeah would love to go for a ride with you too:)

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Jans Funny Farm said...

Wow, you really got great prezzies! We hope you drive carefully so you don't wreck the Wrangler.

M. K. Clinton said...

OMD! OMD! OMD! That is the COOLEST pressie EVER in the whole wide world!!!!!!! Can you swing down to the bayou and pick us up? I have never been in a Jeep before but I think I'll need to tie my ears down. BOL! BOL!

Idaho PugRanch said...

Wow WEEE!!!!! Now that jeep is the greatest pressie we have ever seen!!!! Everyone at BAR will want to go for a ride
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & mabel

Ludo van Doggy said...

WOWWW!
You got totally spoiled! Your very own jeep!
And you didn't get caught on Sarge's cot!
~lickies, Ludo!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

That is soooooo exciting. Frankie, can Ernie have the keys for Saturday night, so we can paint Cooperstown red?!

C.L.W.STEP said...

Wow! What a spectacular birthday present! Maybe you can drive up and visit us in WNY!

Lone Star Cats said...

Luv your Jeep!

LBJ said...

Happy Happy Birthday my sweet Frankie - Mom was sick today and had to go to the Horse Spittle for a check and some tests (she has medicine and is home and better now) so I didn't get a chance to wish you a wonderful day until Dad got home.

Hugs and Smoochies

Your Abby

Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song said...

A jeep for your birthday! That is the best birthday gift ever. I can't wait for you to come driving by our house so we can wave at you. I hope you left Sarge your scent.

Wyatt said...

Happy Birthday Frankie!! OMD look at your new ride1 That is the best birthday pressie EVER! If you drive out west, could you swing by our house :D

Wyatt and Tegan

Ruby said...

OH.MY.DOG. WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!! HOLY CRAP ON A STICK!!!! That is one PAWSOME pressie!!!!! OMD, I thoughts my tunnel was the bees-knees! this is like the WHOLE BEE!!!! I am ever so jealous that you gots a jeep!!!! Maybe I can ask Ma for a jeep too! Or, betters yet, a bright pink BARBIE CAR!!!! Hellya!!!! Anyhu, you are sooooo sweet to lets Ernie drive...um, I MEAN, ride with you in your cool ride!! Just remembers not to lets him eats any milkbones in the backseat...or lets him and Roxy have 'alone time' back there...that could gets weird....
You always have the bestest Barkdays!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Dory and the Mama said...

That is the most pawsome Birthday Pressie EVER!!! Did you have to pass the Blogville Driver's test to get your license??
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

cupcakepetrillo said...

Backward, forward, sideways, or upside down - that's the coolest gift ever! Seat belts on, boys! Have fun!

Love and licks,
Cupcake

marley said...

BOL....iz da bess burfdee prezzie I ever done seen Frankie my pal...

Millie and Walter said...

That is the best birthday pressie ever!!!