Sunday, April 17, 2016

I am having a PANIC ATTACK....

I can't even play with MY toys....       I AM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK....   HELP ME.... HELP!!

Guess WHAT??????      SHE is coming to my house...

I AM IN A PANIC.......  beclaws   SHE is coming.... right HERE to Cooperstown....    and I don't know What to do...    

S H E    is coming....    

OMD OMD    I am in a TOTAL TAIL SPIN.....             S H E     is coming HERE in less than 87 hours....     PANIC ATTACK    


ALERT......      SHE ALERT.....       SHE IS COMING......    my brains are Swirling around ...
   WHAT Am I supposed to DO... when     SHE  is here??      What should I say?
         What if my TONGUE gets all tied in a knot?   What if I Dribble?   What if I Pharrrrrt?
  What if SHE wants me to sit on HER lap?         What if my Teefs aren't lookin good... or my collar is smudged???    Do you think I should have a BAFF before SHE gets here?     Should I offer to let her play with our toys?    What if SHE wants to eat OUR Snacks?
    What if our suppers are late?    What if we don't get our NAPS?   OR our SNACKS?  What if SHE wants to go fur a Walk?  Will I be able to Control HER on a walkin string?   OMD OMD   WHAT if she gets LOOSE and Wanders AWAY????      Does SHE have a Micro Chip?   OMD OMD    does SHE have a LICENSE?????      AIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

       I AM IN A PANIC HERE.....           SHE   is comin'.

I might have just thrown up a little bit in my mouth...    OMD OMD   

I think I'm going to FAINT.....

OMD ERNIE.....   SHAPE UP...    everybuddy is going to KNOW you are CRAZY as a COOT think you have gone off the Deep End....     you didn't even tell them who is coming.

Are you BERSERK Frankie ???   EVERYBUDDY in the entire UNIVERSE knows who  SHE
       is.    
We'll see about THAT, Ernie.  Butt in the meantime.... you had better get your Act together.. QUICKLY...    beclaws.... AS YOU JUST POINTED OUT>>>87 TIMES<<<    SHE will be here... SOON and YOU had better be PREPARED...      Just sayin    



34 comments:

Jeanne Pursell said...

Take. It. Easy.

Just. BREATHE...

Calm. Down.

Everything will be fine....

We are sure of it!!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Crikey... well, all I know is that is not this 'she'
so it has me pondering who can it, yes, who can it be?
Is it a hyooman or a pretty gal-dog?
A fish-wife, a lemon, or a big country log?
Whoever it is, Ernie, you must gather yourself up
and groom your hair nicely to show you're a top pup
Let Frankie the elder by your mentor and guide
above of all remember - show your best side!!!
Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Zoe said...

All the way from the Land Down Unner!!!
Yule be able to smell Them!!!
Yu should be in a big time Panic!

Bouncing Bertie said...

Now Ernie, lets just calm down a wee bit, shall we? No-one is going to be impressed a grown up dachshund having a fit of the hysterics simply on account of a visitor, are they now ?
Time to man up, dear chap.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Madi and Mom said...

Ernie I hope and purr your tongue doesn't get tangled around your eye teeth and you cannot see what you are saying. SHE will probably come with aromatic scents from your woman...and buddy you will probably fall on the floor with glee
hugs madi your bfff
PS remember deep breaths in and out....slowly

Kismet said...

At least you didn't say "IT" was coming.

Dory and the Mama said...

We think you will do just fine Ernie!! After all, you are a fine upstanding Attorney...and doesn't every gal's Mama want them to marry a Lawyer???

Good Luck Smileys!!!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Breathe! Just Breathe!
We think you are having a guest from Down under:)

C.L.W.STEP said...

Must be someone very important to put you in such a tizzy!

Lovable Lily said...

We can't wait to hear how it goes when SHE arrives! Hang tough Ernie.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Jans Funny Farm said...

Did you stop to consider, Ernie, that SHE might be as nervous to meet you as you are to meet her? Perhaps SHE too wonders if she needs a bath, or what if, or ... Calm down, breathe deeply, and make sense.

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

SHW will love you however you act, Ernie!! that's just the way SHE IS.

The Army of Four said...

Well ... just be yourself!
We have no idea who your visitor is, but it sounds very exciting!
Cammie!

The Adventures of The Bell Fur Zoo said...

Breathy buddy it's going to be okay ;)

xoxo,
Matt & Matilda

Emma said...

Who is coming? Your girlfriend?

The Daily Pip said...

Well, gosh I don't who now SHE is, but I can't wait to find out.

Idaho PugRanch said...

SHE is coming from a long ways away so you better get your poop together Ernie!
hugs
Mr Bailey Hazel & Mabel

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

you know you have to work extra hard to impress your girl friends mother - you are being measured up as being a future son-in-law after all :)

Millie and Walter said...

We think you should do some deep breathing exercises to try to calm down. We don't understand why you are so worked up. Didn't you boys meet Her once before?

Robin Whiskers said...

Who is SHE?

Whitley Westie said...

Just don't pee on her feet, BOL!

Murphy said...

You are right to be nervous!! SHE is an impawtent person that you need to be on your bestest manners for!! You must make sure that YOUR pharts do NOT stink while SHE is in the room! You know SHE needs to bless your relationship with your beloved Roxy!! We afraid Ernie! Be very afraid!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Ranger said...

If I was you, I'd hide all your good and special toys. Oh, oh, oh..... maybe SHE will bring you a pressie.
Wags,
Ranger

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Sounds so exciting that SHE is coming!

Sarge said...

Hey Ern!
Wow, you need to chill a bit my legless furiend! BOL Yup, you are about to be visited by the famous SHE from scotsmad and the Mom of your very own Roxy. Now, it will be fine. My peeps met her before and say she's super-duper nice and wonderful, so you'll be okay with her. Besides, I'll be there to help you!! YUP, I'm going to be there on Wednesday with my peeps and my Crabby Girls. We're all gonna visit with HER. Take a deep breath!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

LBJ said...

Breathe deep Ernie - go to your happy zen place. OHMMMMMMMMM.

You will have a wonderful time with those beautiful ladies.

Abby Lab

rottrover said...

I'd love to meet HER!!

-Otto

Ruby said...

HOLY MOTHER IN LAW!!!! Whatcha gonna do Ernie??!!! Whatevers you do...don't pee on HER!! I don't thinks that would make a very good (2nd ?) impression! hehehehe Then agains...she would have some of your pee-mail to take back with HER!!!!
Maybe you could gives HER one of your stuffies to gives to your most beautiful lady! Just remembers to roll and spit on it furst!
I can't waits til SHE gets there!!!!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Wyatt said...

It's all good, Ernie!
Look into the mirror and repeat after me......
I'm good enuff, I'm smart enuff and doggone it, People LIKE ME!!


Wyatt

sprinkles said...

Just take a deep breathe, let it out slowly, and be yourself. It'll all work out and you and SHE will have a wonderful visit.

cupcakepetrillo said...

I am also having a panic attack wondering who SHE is. I hope she's cute.

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Casey said...

Take a baff beforehand, have your momma brush your furs, put on a new collar, and just be yourself!!

M. K. Clinton said...

You got this, Ernie! Just smile and wiggle your butt. ♥ You'll have HER sneaking you treats in no time. ☺

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy, Missi, Hiro and Momma Tea said...

Ohhh Ernie our Izzy nose jus how yoo feels cos her gets dat way wen her hubster comes fur a visit. Hang on in dere likkle dude

Lovs
Da K Krew
XxxxX