Monday, February 15, 2016

PRESSIES PRESSIES from our WIMMEN...

OMD OMD   we have the bestest Girrrrrlfurends in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE...  You will NOT believe the Fabulous thingys that they sent to US fur VALENTINE's Day...   

I get to go FURST beclaws MY Pressie Package Came from the FARTHEST AWAY, Frankie.

NO YOU DON'T....  I get to go FURST beclaws... I am the BESTEST the OLDEST and was here FURST...       OK<   Get on with it Frankie.

MY girrrlfurend   ABBY T. Lab   Sended ME a Marvelous Pressie Package...     butt furst.... there was a BRACELET in there fur our MOM....  and she went WILD when she saw it... there are Three Charms...   One says You had me at WOOF and is Heart ♥ Shaped... One is a Supper Bowl... to remind the OLD GAL to never furget to Feed us... and the THIRD is a Dachshund...   and they are all Sparkly Silver... MOM's FAVORITE...Next to US that is...   You can see the bracelet Behind MY Pressies...    
     THEN there were THESE Packages inside...      OMD OMD     

I was going WILD....     I love to open pressies....
 OMD OMD WHAT could it BE?????????
 OK, I gotta tell this....  Abby said there was somethingy fur BOTH of us... so I let Ernie HELP open this one....  
Now you will NOT believe what was in MY pressie....    are you ready????

SQUIRREL....    SQUIRREL.....
I got the COOLEST Squirrel...  it Squeaks and SCREAMS and BEGS fur Mercy....       I love it....    and guess what?????   I have NOT Shredded or Deaded it...  it is made from some tough stuffs...       I am having a blast with it...        The PAWfect Pressie fur me.
 AND LOOK WHAT WAS INSIDE ERNIE's Package...     BaaaaaaaWAAAAH....
OMD OMD    Abby sent a SNOW FREAK....     and IT SCREAMS and BEGS fur mercy also...  butt Ernie RIPPED his Carrot Nose Off anyway...     WE BOTH love to Torture him...     
     We have NO idea WHY our Mom seems to be so... E Nammered with it...   Just sayin...
ABBY,  you sent the bestest pressies...    and we all THREE are THRILLED with them.   
               THANK Y♥U       SWEETIE!!!

Ok OK OKAY.... it's MY turn now....   LOOK what MY ROXY  sent to ME...   
     Furst  there were TIMTAMS... fur the PEEPS.... which they NEVER Share belaws they "SAY" they are TOO GOOD FUR US TO HAVE not good fur US beclaws they have chocolate on them...        WE HEAR they are Wonderful, though...   

Look at what Roxy said to the Old FARTER....       I do love a woman with SPUNK.
 THIS is the SHAVED B. & T that  she was referring to....    it really SCARED Frankie beclaws it is like 87° BELOW FREEZING here right now...    
 OMD OMD   Look    A Green Bouncy Ball.... which I love to chase in the HOUSE...  and... a GREEN SPIKEY BALL TOO...   OMD I have mad love fur squeaky spikey ones...     I will ADMIT it.... I am OBSESSED with Deading them....   butt SO FAR... I have only Chased and Squeaked this one....      
    Now there was somethingy Else in there....    REAL KANGAROO MEATS that have been Dried and MOM has been super stingy with LIBERALLY sprinkling over our suppers...    and it is HEAVENLY...     I am SURE that ROXY caught and Deaded it...   and then sent it to the drying factory...       OMD it is OOOOOOOOH so DELICIOUS...     I would eat it ALL...if it weren't fur MOM and her stupid RULES...  
THIS is US going all through the thingys...
MOM.....MOOOOOOOOM..... Ernie is GROWLING at me...
 YES, FRANKIE..... YOU stay THERE are READ that PAWT AGAIN... ROXY isn't Kiddin'...
      I'm gonna go have day Throw this fur me...
OMD  Roxy,   I love EVERYTHINGY     THANK YOU SO MUCH...  
    I just don't know why I have to share the Roo with the FARTer... and  Mom and Dad don't have to share the TimTams with US.   

34 comments:

Julie said...

OMD what pawsome gifties you got, you sure are well luffed fellas
Fank you fur organising the most pawsome pawrade yesterday, I had soooooo much funs
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Emma said...

Give me a call if you need help with that squirrel!

Robyn Wright-Parkin said...

Goodness, you guys really struck GOLD with your two ladies! They're definitely keepers!

Mom was practically clutching the monitor when saw that packet of Tim Tams - she says they are SOOOOOOO good <--- she said it exactly like that.

Happy Valentine's Day!
Wally & Sammy

Mark Muller said...

squirrels and snowfreaks, what cool gifts... Abby has a paw for picking the best for you :o) and I bet Roxy caught the roo with her own paws, she is a super girl with a lot of super powers :o)

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Nothing - but NOTHING - beats original TimTams!!!.....'cept maybe, roo jerky. Just think of that as doggy TTs!!! (Fur the peeps' eyes only... you know the BEST and official way to enjoy those TTs? - you nibble one corner, then the opposite diagonal corner, then suck your beverage of choice through it (warm milk for me) and get ready to shove that whole stick, gooey chocko mess into the mouth for a state of luscious blissness.....)
........................................................................................................................oh sorry drifted off for a mo.... You are lucky guys - those toys look the business too!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Oz theTerrier said...

*shakes head in disbelief* LOOK at all those pressies! Why you two boys must have the bestest women in all of Blogville!

Collie222 said...

Wow, you two sure are lucky pups!

Madi and Mom said...

First of all we want to thank the Boss and Sir Ernie for a wonderful Valentine's Day Parade!
Abby the Lab and her mom are excellent shoppers!We love the charms on the bracelet and OMDs the Boss got some fine loot too.
Sir Ernie...Roxy knows the way to her man's heart is through his tum-tum!!

Blogger is being a booger today. It is not showing our post on readers.
We want to tell you how much we enjoy your blog and your Mom might be old but she is the best wordsmith we know she delights us every day
Hugs madi your bfff

Sully said...

I think you should have to share the roo meat with ME!

Aroo to you,
Sully

Oreo said...

Well.....those are some cool gifts from your women. Id say that they are keepers!!


Wags
Oreo

Kismet said...

The Super Bowl is soooo last week. Oh, you mean supper bowl! I'm all for that.

Sarge said...

Hey FnE!
Wow, you are two very lucky pooches! Holy cow your girls are great shoppers. I got to see all of those goodies yesterday during our visit. Mom says that bracelet is gorgeous and I can bark that those treats and toys look fabulous. Enjoy your loot!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Sketching with Dogs said...

What amazing pressies, you two are sooo lucky!
Dip and Elliot x

C.L.W.STEP said...

Wow! What amazing presents! You are very special guys! Oh and we had a great time at the parade yesterday, and loved being the Two-Doggie Band! We especially loved that the Evil Squirrel Cartel had to do their community service cleaning up the road apples!! Bwahahahahaha!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Ernie, so happy you liked your presents. I made HER go through the shop and squeeze each ball to make sure they had a good squeak. Dui half-deaded my monkey BEFORE I got the chance. He wanted it the second he saw it! And I have to SHARE MY SPECIAL BACON People Crackers! Sheesh! Thanks, lover boy. ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Well those were just the bestest pressies ever - you are so lucky :)

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh my goodness Frankie and Ernie I was already thinking you two must absolutely be the luckiest guys on the planet and that was BEFORE I read about the REAL KANGAROO MEAT.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
PS Does kangaroo meat make one feel extra bouncy, I am wondering?

Bocci said...

Wow! What amazing presents! Parental Unit loves that bracelet...and that is some magnificent squirrel!!!!!!

The Army of Four said...

I have to admit - I kind of lost it when I saw that SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What great presents! You guys have very special girl friends!
Cammie!

Team Beaglebratz said...

Furst, us Beaqlebratz thinkz u both got sum neeto-sweeto prezziez there an'yummiez tue - even fer mom'n dad'n what a purty bracelet fer your mom.
Hmmmmmmm - Kangaroo meat? Never had it BUTT bet it iz YUMMERLISHUSH!

Sorry we missed the pawrade - it looked like a funtaztik time. I, Lord Shiloh, iz still tryin'tue git rid of my ringwormz an'Lady Shasta just had teethumz all cleaned up last Friday - the vet-man stole SIX of'em. She iz duin'better now tho.
Lord Shiloh'n Lady Shasta of Beaglebratz Manor

Jans Funny Farm said...

Wow, you two certainly do have special girlfriends. Enjoy, enjoy.

LBJ said...

I'm glad you liked your pressies as much as I liked mine. Tim Tams? SCORE!! Mom's next door neighbors when she was little immigrated from Australia. Mom's grandparents died when she was tiny so Mr. and Mrs. Browning were her adopted grandparents. She still treasures a little book about a baby kangaroo they inscribed to her.

So she LOVES Tim Tams. There's a store in Cincinatti Ohio where you can order more as you will be hooked on them. https://www.simplyoz.com/

Abby Lab

Whitley Westie said...

What pawsome pressies!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Wow you guys must be real gentleman to get all those pressures. But we did notice a snow freak in there
Lily & Edward

Millie and Walter said...

Your gals sure are good to both of you and your pawrents.

sprinkles said...

Those are some awesome pawsome Valentine's Day gifts!

The Daily Pip said...

Well, that snow freak is kind of cute ...don't you think? Great pressies!

M. K. Clinton said...

OMD! You have roo sprinkles?!?! That sounds amazing. We love your toys too and think your Mom's bracelet is gorgeous. ♥

Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song said...

One great gifts. And a squirrel! There is not greater sign of love then giving a squirrel. Good for you.

Dory and the Mama said...

What wonderful gals you both have, those are mah-velous pressies!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Ziggy Stardust said...

Wow great pressies!! You are lucky guys. Thank you for all the hard work with the pawsome parade. I loved it.


Ziggy Out!!

Mitch and Molly said...

The two of you sure do have the bestest girlfriends! What awesome pressies!

cupcakepetrillo said...

Oh wow! A squirrel and a snow freak screaming for mercy! What else does a guy need? Awesome!

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Casey said...

Wow, what grreat pressies!! A squirrel that screams for mercy AND fresh-caught kangaroo meat?! It just doesn't get any better!