Friday, February 26, 2016

Once a Pound of Time...

Once a Pound of Time, it was a Dark and Stormy Night...   and two Dachshunds huddled together to talk about stuffs.    Mostly SCARY stuffs... like...  the time VACULA came after them.  It went like THIS.
    The two Dachshunds were NAPPING and suddenly they heard the WILD and WICKED Whine and GROWL of .... VACULA....  he had escaped his confinement and was ON THE PROWL fur FRESH Crumbs and assorted Shed Furs.    The dachshunds Shivered and SHOOK and tried to get EVEN Shorter than Normal.     They KNEW he was soon gonna be ON THEIR TAIL...
   OMD OMD   what would they do?   WHERE could they HIDE?  And more impawtant WHERE was there MOM???   OMD OMD     VACULA was on their TAIL fur SURE

They could Feel his Hideous EYES looking fur them... and were thinking about those TERRIBLE DOUBLE FORKED TONGUES...

 Would Vacula  Chew them up with his Terrible Sharp Yellow Teefs?
OH they were Terrified fur SURE...  
   The Floor was VIBRATING ...   the SOUND was HIDEOUS...  and Just as they were SURE they would be SUCKED UP and Pooped Out...  
     THE DOOR CRASHED OPEN and IN Raced...    ROXY and ABBY...   to save their Little Fellas...    Abby Pulled Vacula's Leash from the Wall thingy... and ROXY Bit him.     Vacula was Defeated and DEFLATED like a discarded Bag Pipe.    
               Abby and Roxy... SAVED the Night, and they all Sniffed Happily Ever After.  
      THE END

30 comments:

Emma said...

LOL! My sister Katie feels the same way about our Vacula. Bailie and I don't mind it at all.

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Bag pipes and vaculas do have the same whining kid of noise :)

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh my goodness that was such a scary tale, you should have put a warning at the beginning so little pups would not be frightened. Of course now that I am six I was not frightened. Oh no, not at all. But what a relief there was a happy ending.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Mark Muller said...

oh wow that was scary... that dachshunds must be very brave to tell scary stories about the wildest and scariest monster of slice earth...and fortunately there was help inside before that scary stories became true... yay for girl power!!!

Julie said...

Girl Power fur sure!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Thank goodness for the girliberashun movement which allowed the wummin to save the day!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Sarge said...

Hey FnE!
Wow, congrats to the wimmen-folk for saving the day! Great story and I'm chuckling at the thought of you two trying to get even shorter. BOL. Going for the leash was a great idea...I'll try that next time.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Kismet said...

Bad Abby and Roxy. You saved two attorneys.

Casey said...

BRAVO!! The ladies save the day. I LIKE this story!

Jessie!

Dory and the Mama said...

Those are two brave warrior princesses!!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Two French Bulldogs said...

We were eating popcorn while mom read us your story. Cool
Snorts
Lily & Edward

Madi and Mom said...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CATS!! THIS WAS A NAIL/CLAW BITER FOR SURE.

Once on the TVees mom saw this round thing called a Romba/iRobot vacula. When released from it's charger, it wandered the house looking for things to eat. I heard mom say OUT LOUD to my Dad...wonder what madit would think of that? I nearly jumped out of my furs at the thought. I can only imagine your fear and thank goodness Roxy and Abby were there to rescue you.
Hugs madi your bfff

PS YOUR MOM DESERVES A BOWL OF TREATS FOR THE VERY CREATIVE TWO TONGUED CREATION
CLAPPING WILDLY

Jans Funny Farm said...

Thanks for the laugh, guys. We love that you were saved by your honeys. :)

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Hooray! Glad the evil Vacula was defeated and deflated!

Team Beaglebratz said...

Oh our little Beagle heartz wuz poundin'az mom red each werd tue us Beaglebratz. We r so furry much happee that Roxy' Abby got there in the nik of time tue d-flate'n d-stroy Vacula! Thanx so much fer joinin'in our blog hop.
Lord Shiloh'n Lady Shasta of Beaglebratz Manor

Sketching with Dogs said...

Gahhhh, we were so scared of your Vaccula story!
Thank dog you were rescued in time.
Dip and Elliot x

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

So that's how Roxy hurt her back! BOL! We know that was a Fairy Tale because Roxy is terrified of our Vacula! But it was a great story.

Poor Roxy has had a relapse, very sore again, we overdid it on Thursday...

Idaho PugRanch said...

Your vacula story is very scary! Good thing the ladies showed up to save you guys!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Bailey said...

Great story guys.

Ruby said...

OMD!!!!!! You KNOWS that GURLS RULE, rights??!!! BOL!!! Abby and Roxy are tough chicks fursure!!! Nows the Vaccula can nevers 'poop you out'!!! hehehehe
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

C.L.W.STEP said...

Oh thank goodness!

Our Dad uses his shop vac to clean the whole house. We call it the screaming dragon. Ghostwriter doesn't care if he uses it as long as the work gets done. Well, she's hardly ever home when the screaming dragon comes out to scare us. We hide in her office anyway.

Mitch and Molly said...

What a scary tale! Thank doG for Abby and Roxy!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Wow, a fairy tale complete with a mean ogre the Vacula. Thank dogness for Roxy and Abby to come to save the day for their special guys:)

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

Thanks goodness for Roxy and Abby, we thought Vacula was going to get you fur sure.

Whitley Westie said...

Dat Vacula are a vishus monster.

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

The wommin of Blogville are rocking it today! Glad someone stopped evil Vacula!

Oreo said...

Wow.....that was quite a scary story. Good thing they were there to save you guys.

Wags
Oreo

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ..... thank goodness for Abby and Roxy, aye?? That was a very, very, scary tail!!

Ziggy Stardust said...

Wow you had me shivering big time. I hate that thing and yours looks especially evil. I am glad you got rescued. I wonder if Tegan would rescue me?? If you can please come to my birthday party today.


Ziggy Out!

M. K. Clinton said...

That was soooooo scary! Thank heavens the girls were able to save y'all. Pierre has nightmares about Vacula. Shudder ☺