Saturday, January 30, 2016

Snicker Saturday Pie Dough fur FIDO

Now THIS is OUR story and WE are Sticking With it....  
BUTT,  if you want to hear a twisted  Slant on it....  Click     HERE to find out what Cussin Sarge says  about it...    

OKAY.....    see our Cussin Sarge is Crazed   Whacked  NUTS  a very PICKY Eater....  he won't even eat Raw Deer or Beef...      TOLD YOU... he is PICKY...   butt there IS one thingy that he goes CRAZY over....     He LOVE....  RAW  Pie Dough....   he will eat Baked Crust... butt really wants it RAW...       TOLD YOU!!!
   OK... so Last weekend  Cussin Sarge told us he was gonna bring his peeps to VISIT... and WE told MOM she had best get her Fat BUTT outta the chair and make some Foodables and Desserts fur everybuddy...      Of COURSE we meant   Sarge and US... butt she went ahead and cookered up foodables fur ALL SEVEN of us...    
   AND fur Dessert fur the Peeps she made PIES...  TWO KINDS... and did NOT EVEN bother to make a good Dessert fur us...  BUTT Don't worry ... we had some super snacks from Chewy.com...
    So when she FINISHED getting the Pies ready...    she SAVED the Dough that was left over fur SARGE....      Got that???    she saved it fur SARGE...    NOT fur her poor starving boys... JUST FUR SARGE...    
 Just in case you missed it.... Pumpkin Pie fur Peeps....  PIE DOUGH fur SARGE... Egg Custard Pie fur Peeps....  and       ZIP    ZAP   Nada   Zero NONE   NOTHING   fur OUR Dessert...
BUTT WAIT.......  it gets WORSE... MUCH WORSE   There's MORE...
     SHE ... called ONLY SARGE  and said LOOK what I have fur you my DARLING BOY...
  He had to SHAKE his HEAD to be SURE it was Really FUR ONLY HIM!!  
 and he Jumped up and was all HAPPY HAPPY and screaming MAMAW LOVES ME MOSTEST...  LOOK  Stink butts  boys   MY Mamaw Made RAW PIE DOUGH JUST FUR ME...  BUTT WAIT... there's MORE... she FILLED  MY  pie dough with Snacks so it is Just like a Peep Pie... 
 ONLY BETTER.....      OMD OMD    it smells WONDERFUL Mamaw...

THEN.... look at what he did... he Grabbed all of it... and 
SCARFED it down....      THEN he BELCHED and PHARRRRRTED.   
THE END.

30 comments:

Mark Muller said...

wow to belch and to pharrrt is a compliment for the cook, right? think Sarge is the canine twin of my mom... she loved raw cookie dough and she always got a little bit from her granny or she let her clean the bowl. After she became adult, she sadly became not much more wise... she made a giant bow of cookie dough and wolfed it down... later she acted like your cousin and she howled her woe to the sky while spending 87 hours in the bathroom :o(

The Adventures of The Bell Fur Zoo said...

Oh nose he didn't shares :/ In his defense it is kinda hard to shares when something so yummy is in front of you ;) I hope ya'll got lots of yummy chewy treats.

xoxo,
Bell Fur Zoo

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

well that isn't right is it - preferential treatment for the cousin is so not on

Blueberry's human said...

Typical humans, treat the guests better than the residents. Although I bet Sarge felt extra special!! Blueberry doesn't share either so she understands why Sarge didn't.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Well guys, I think you has to work on your Big Sissy/Sarge's mum so that when you go to HIS place, YOU get the preferentials!!! Fair's fair, right? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Bouncing Bertie said...

Hmm. The scientist in me likes to review all the data before forming a view. I'm off to see what Sarge has to say.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL Sarge you might be kin to my human uncle. He likes raw pie dough too and it is kinda funny cause you see he got married for the first time in his life when he was 57 and lo and behold his wife aka Aunty K is a pie maker too and she makes her very on crust too just like your specially made with love dough!!
Hugs madi your bfff

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

That was so sweet and such a great idea.

C.L.W.STEP said...

Wow! What a great pie for Sarge! We would have eaten pie crust baked or not.

Dory and the Mama said...

OMD...We think you may have to have a talk with your Mama, unless of course your Human Sissy makes you special treats when you visit....We are off to read Sarge's side of the story :-).
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

sprinkles said...

What a great story! How sweet of MawMaw to save him some pie dough. Sorry you two didn't get in on the action. That's not right, but hopefully she made it up to you. And hopefully Sarge's mom gives you special treats when you visit her.

speedyrabbit said...

hehehe Sarge loves his favourite treats,xx Speedy

Oreo said...

I cant get over the fact that there was NOTHING for her 2 cutest boys. You guys need to revolt until you get the pie dough that you deserve...Im just sayin...

Wags
Oreo

The Army of Four said...

Oh my!!!
Cammie!

Casey said...

Your momma wasn't abandoning you, she was just following THE LAW. Grandpawrents HAVE to spoil their grandpups. There's just no way around it.

Jans Funny Farm said...

What?????? You should have had a dessert too. We're so sorry she stuffed Sarge and starved her own guys. So unfair!

Ruby said...

OMD, that is just too FUNNY!!! UM, I MEAN..... A TRAGEDY!!!! WHAT???NO special snackies for YOU??? pffffffft!!! I would have bit Ma in the arse if she did that to me! (though, for you guys, I recommend the ankles..hehehehe) Hey, if you wants, I can send you some cookies...not homemade though...I would have to clean out the cobwebs from Ma's oven for that.....
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Mitch and Molly said...

What a huge special treat for Sarge and nada for you guys. This is so not fair.

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

That seems unfair....no that IS UNFAIR! Ignoring her own boys. Doesn't she know the rule about SHARING? SHE had a hankering for custard tart the other day and bought a small one...BUTT SHE SHARED it with us! Could be a court case coming up....just sayin'.

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

A belch and a fart are good signs that Sarge thought very highly of your Mom's pie for him. But he was rude not to share at least the treats with you. Did you not even get a lick of the pumpkin or custard pies???

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Millie and Walter said...

We can't believe your mom did that just for Sarge and didn't make anything special for you two boys. That was totally unfair.

Idaho PugRanch said...

wow Sarge looks so happy with his pie dough treat pie! OUr mom says yes pie dough is tasty, especially rolled in sugar and cinnamon!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Whitley Westie said...

Y'all shoulda gotten some too!

LBJ said...

We'll it's polite to spoil company but where are YOUR treats for my special guy? I bet your Mom just forgot and she'll make you something special tomorrow.

I got shafted at dinner as well. Mom made this big cast iron pan full of beef and beans, flavored with tomatoes and molasses and raw honey with red pepper to make it zippy, then she topped it with CORNBREAD batter and baked it in the oven. I didn't get a BITE. She said it's because I can't do grains and beans. . . well beans are DAN-GER-OUS because of the pharting. But they had SECONDS!

If my Mom and Dad blow up in the middle of the night can I come live with you?

Your Mom's pies look SOOOO good though. Mom's looking at the low fat Starburst fruit chew she had for dessert and is just muttering "pitiful, pitiful", over in the corner.

Smoochies
Abby Lab

Kismet said...

You wouldn't have wanted it anyway. It would have given you gas.

Charliedownunder said...

You two got NOTHING!!!!!! Fair dinkum??? Crikey ..... that's unfair, aye?? Hope your Mom feels REAL GUILTY. Did she make up for it when Sarge went home. I sure hope so. I'd demand icecream if I were you!!

cupcakepetrillo said...

Chewy.com treats are nice, but pies are nicer! If only you boys were tall enough to reach the counter, you could've taken matters into your own paws....

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Sarge said...

Hey FnE!
Wow, that was sooooo delish! A big ole Sarge Thanks from me to my beloved Mamaw. BOL. Well, I think Casey is right that spoiling me is just the law and that's that. I bet you did get yummers after I left, but aren't telling that part. Just sayin'. My Mom will spoil you at our place, she pawmises!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

M. K. Clinton said...

OMD! I cannot imagine how hurt you both are to think that you have been overlooked by your very own Mom! Actually, we can because our Mom takes our bones AND yummies to our Weather Lab Paisley ALL OF THE TIME! She doesn't even ask us, just mumbles something about the Granddog being so special. She forgets that Pierre IS a granddog too. Of course, she has never made pie crust in her life so no worries there! BarHarHar! To be fair, we are going to see Sarge's take on things. ☺

Murphy said...

Wait a minute! There is so much wrong here. Furst of all your mom did NOT make a special thingy for her very own boys? And did Sarge eat the plastic wrap? And how can mom get a slice of that pumpkin pie? Was there whip cream too?

Keep Calm & Bark On!

Murphy & Stanley