Thursday, January 14, 2016

ERNIE ERNIE ERNIE

WARNING:::      PEE before READING.... 

Okay.....   Ernie has MAD LOVE fur Spikey Balls....    the soft Rubbery... sort of Stick to your Teefs kind...     the kind that has a SQUEAKER in them....    and the boy goes NUTS... Rippin Racing Runnin and Squeakin like a Berserk Squirrel....      UNTIL he stops and chews Holes in them... and then won't TOUCH them again beclaws they won't Squeak any more...
   WHAT AN IDIOT...RIGHT???

Now HERE is just a SMALL Collection of the BaZillions of Sticky Spikey Balls that Ernie has Deaded in the last 3 months...    Sorry the picture is so DARK... butt we sort of have to HIDE from Ernie when we have ANY of his Spikey Sticky Balls beclaws he goes NUTS like  a SQUIRREL...  butt you can see that chunk of RED from one of the Deaded Balls....  the Green one is FLAT on the bottom beclaws he gnawed about 87% of that one all up...  and the Clear one... well it has TWO HOLES and many Spikes missing....


   Since HE DEADEDs them Faster than a Flash... Mom has a hard time Keeping them around...  they are NOT easy to find...       SO, Sarge told his mom to get Ernie a New Spikey Squeaker Ball fur Christmas... and she DID....  

BUTT you will NEVER EVER in 87 Years believe what happened....    BEFORE Ernie could Deaded it.... the BALL....     GRABBED HOLD OF HIM!!!  

 YES, Furends... you are REALLY seeing it...      That Ball went POSTAL on Ernie....  Grabbed hold of his tail furs with its Sticky SPINES   and Would NOT let GO...          I was Laughin so HARD that I admit it.... I PEED....   not just DRIBBLE    I PEED...   it was SOOOOOOO freakin funny...  Can you see how Ernie was Waggin his Tail TRYING TO SHAKE THE Sticky Spikey Ball Loose....    It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO   funny....      I was Laughin my Furs off...
 He kept Trying to go in CIRCLES to CATCH it....        I had to get the heck outta there....   I ROLLING on the Floor....     Laughing my Collar off...  SERIOUSLY....     

and ERNIE just kept Swishing his tail and Looking   MYSTIFIED....
 He could NOT believe that HE was being ATTACKED....
 OMD OMD   the Sticky Spikey Ball was .....trying to Deaded ERNIE....       I wish you could have SEEN the ACTION....    you would have Flooded the Floor....  just like I did...
 WILD action......     the bestest thingy I had seen in 87 years...  
 I was WAGGIN and CHEERING fur the Spikey Ball to HANG IN THERE....    Let Ernie's Tail furs Lift it to NEW HEIGHTS...        OMD OMD   can you SEE the SHADOW of the Ball and Ernie's Tail... ????     BAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAH.....            OMD OMD   this is the Bestest FUN that I have ever had with a ball...     Just sayin.
Ernie   Ernie Ernie..... I just don't know    WHAT   about Ernie...

Pee S... No Tail furs were damaged in this WONDERFUL  incident...    butt I regret to repawt... that after MOM rescued Whimper Butt  Ernie...  he DID Deaded his nemesis  ...   in LESS than 87 Seconds....          Revenge is a Ball Best Deaded...

35 comments:

Emma said...

That is amazing! Who would have thought something like that could happen. I guess the ball eventually let go since he is still alive. He is still alive, isn't he?

Madi and Mom said...

FRANKIE,
MOLMOL MOL THANK GOODNESS FOR THE WARNING...I MADE SURE MOM SWALLOWED HER COFFEE.
THAT IS A POSSESSED SPIKEY FALL FOR SURE!!
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AND BRAVO TO THE CAMERA PERSON!! WHAT GREAT PHOTOS. GOOD FOR A TON OF LAUGHS AND YOU CAN KEEP REMINDING ERNIE ABOUT IT AND RELIVE IT.
MOM WANTS TO KNOW IF ERNIE IS 'AFRAID' OF THAT BALL NOW?
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Amber DaWeenie said...

Hmmmm....I bet that spikey ball was really a long-lost relative of one of the snow freaks! Yep....Had to be!

Sarge said...

BWAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!
Oh, I heard aaaalllll about this one! My peeps were there to see that in the flesh and I think they both dribbled a little too. BOL I was outside and missed the fun, but it was definitely entertaining. I could hear everyone laughing clear out in the yard. It just stuck itself right into that tail floof and Ernst couldn't spin around fast enough. What great fun....for everyone except poor Ern. Sorry buddy!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Julie said...

Hehe, I luffs that spikey ball wuz hiding behind Ernie so it could not get deaded!!!!
Oh I bets you laffed and laffed.
Poor Ernie...well I guess that was a spikey ball payback fur all the deaded ones!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Two French Bulldogs said...

That spikey is not putting up with you chewing him Ernie BOL
Lily & Edward

Collie222 said...

BOL, That us too funny! But he got his revenge, poor ball!

Kismet said...

Now Ernie has to watch out. That spikey ball has a few big brothers and they're rolling mad and spiking for revenge.

C.L.W.STEP said...

I am proud to say that not one of my squeaky balls has not been chewed up like that too!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
BOL..... oh deary me, that was just toooo much fun. Sorry Ernie, but ya gotta admit - it was... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

that is a different kind of 'cling-on'

Sketching with Dogs said...

BOL, funniest thing we've read this year!
Oh Ernie, bet that gave you a fright, hope you haven't got a phobia of spikey balls now :D
Dip and Elliot x

Oz theTerrier said...

BOL! BOL! Oh that is hilarious. That poor Ernie getting attacked by the spikey ball. It must have heard all about him and went on the offensive. BOL BOL Now...I must go get a mop for the floor....:-O

Murphy said...

Those are great balls, just like my cherry bomb! But we never had one turn on us like that. They must be having secret meetings about Ernie deading them or something. Maybe they have wanted posters with Ernie's face (or tail) on them!

Keep Calm & Bark On!

Murphy & Stanley

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

There better not be any damaged tail fringe!! My poor Ernie, attacked by a ball. That's just mutant! I LOVE you Ernie ♥♥♥♥♥! I would have ripped...no, pulled that ball off gently and kissed your poor tail. I love a good squeaky ball, too. I think I'll go dead one right now. Your Roxy.

I need some staples from the supply room...wink, wink.

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh Frankie, thank goodness you warned us about the peeing first thing….

Idaho PugRanch said...

Uh Oh! I have one of those spiky balls! good thing my tails curls up and over!

The Army of Four said...

Great Dane in the morning! It attacked Ernie!!!! Is he OK?!?!?
Cammie!
PS: We LOVED your "Walk Like a Siberian" song!!!! That's PERFECT!!!!!!

stellaroselong said...

Our mom was laughing and laughing and laughing...good thing no one else was in the office...that sweet ernie is a hoot hoot ....stella rose

Millie and Walter said...

Too bad you didn't get any video of that action. That was too funny. Thanks for warning us to go pee first or we would have been in trouble with our mom.

The Adventures of The Bell Fur Zoo said...

Oh nose that spikey ball was getting it's sweet revenge befur you could dead it ;)

xoxo,
Bell Fur Zoo

Dory and the Mama said...

OMD...You don't think they have banned together do you?? Jakey loves to dead Spiky balls together too!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

LBJ said...

When Squeakies Attack. I would have paid a cover charge to watch that! Bar Har Har.

Abby Lab

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

BOLOLOLOLOL - that is so funny. We have never had any of those spikey balls here but we bet they would be deaded very quickly too. Three cheers for Ernie for showing that ball it made a mistake trying to attack the Powerful Ernie!!!

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey .... I'd have liked to see a VIDEO of that!!! Did you recover Frankie?? That laughing stuff can just about kill you. Way too funny, aye???

Cinnamon said...

ROFL

I wish I could have been there to see Renie chasing his tail.
I can see ya all laughing at him.
I bet he wont be liking them spike balls anymore.
xo Cinnamon

Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song said...

OMD! It is the revenge of the ball!

Ruby said...

BOL!!!! OMD, OMD, OMD!!! I thinks I just peed a little too!!! BOL!!!! I gots one of those sticky spikey balls, and they are tons of funs, butts I gotta admit, I've never gots one stuck to my hinnie befores!!!! Hey, why didn't you just pee on it, and 'rinse' it off??!!! BOL!!!!!
Poor Ernie...wells, at least you still gots your revenge...
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Whitley Westie said...

BOL BOL!

M. K. Clinton said...

OMD! That is hilarious! I guess that ball had seen the dead ones and wanted to nip it in the bud so to speak! Barharhar!

Mitch and Molly said...

We bet Ernie took GREAT pleasure in killin' that spikey ball!

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

BOL that is too funny

cupcakepetrillo said...

Gah! The revenge of the spiky ball! Some days you get the bear, other days the bear gets you! Watch your back, buddy...

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Casey said...

BOL!! Thanks for the pee warning. That was FUNNY!! Revenge of the spiky balls!

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

That spikey ball was possessed. Glad ernie deaded it!