Saturday, April 18, 2015

TODAY is the day we have been Waiting fur.... The MayorZ Marathon.

ARE YOU READY fur the Race to begin????      Click HERE to find the Starting line...
            OMD the Roar of the Crowd lining the Race Course is Deafening...       The athletes are being urged on toward the  Finish Line...      BUTT FURST...

       When one is running a MARATHON one must be HYDRATED...     and if one is very WELL HYDRATED one must......   PEE !       Butt one MUST find the RIGHT place for doing it...
So....    WELCOME RACERS....    to        
      Frankie and Ernie's  POTTY STOP...       PEE HERE or have a Madder Bladder !!!!

Let's See who all Stopped by to PEE ON US   Use the assorted Pee Places:


Furst Leg Up....  we have     EASY.....   our new Soccer Team Coach...       That is an ELECTRIFYING  Break you had there Easy.
 Ummmmmmmm   Ernie.....  better Grab a SHOVEL and a Lawn and Leaf Bag....    Just sayin...
 Now we have the Brothers...   Benji and Lassie...        Guess they had Hot feet from all the Racing and needed a bit of EXTRA Refreshing...     to cool their hot paws they used some Late Spring Snow.  GOOD thinkin guys.
 HEY Madi.....  have you been Sampling your Cool Water over at the HYDRATION Stop???
        NO PROBLEM.... We won't look while you go...
Another GIRRRRL...... it is AMBER DaWeenie....    Holy Gwalk a Moley...   That was the world's FASTEST Squat....  Amber must be intent on Winnin this Marathon...   She was UP an Off and Racing So Fast we hardly had time to snap her pic...       Whew...  we Felt the WIND from her Furs as she started out again.   
 OMD  we have Dory's Brothers coming in next...   Here is Arty....
 And next we have Pawfessor Bilbo....      My butt he looks STUDIOUS   Guess he can Think and Pee at the same time...
 OH look at Jakey.....   he must be very excited to get back to the race.... he didn't even stop to read any Pee mails...     He just  Left a Brief Message...
My Gracious....       we are gonna have to Hope fur a Cleansing RAIN after this race...  
       ERNIE....... LOOK   here come   DUI and YOUR ROXY....     Now YOU behave yourself... have her some PRIVACY....
   Come let me give your a Good Luck KISS before you start back out, Roxy...
        Hold that Kiss fur the FINISH Line....  You can KISS a WINNER (ME) there, Ernie.   
OKAY Roxy.... I can wait THAT long fur a Kiss and a KUDDLE ....    Good Luck Sweetie.
 Sheeeeeeesh.....   Those two make a fella want to XXXX Poop instead of just Pee...   HEY... Roxy wait fur ME....           SHE said that you were supposed to keep me in sight..... I'm gonna TELL... Slow DOWN and Wait fur me....                HEY ERNIE......    Your Girrrrlfurend is gettin away from you....  BaaaaaaWaaaah...

OH look who is coming in for a Potty Break now...
   BENTLEY and PIERRE.....     OMD   What size Tank do you suppose Bentley has???  Darn that was almost Flood Watch Worthy...      Good thing Pierre was Furst...   
 OVER HERE HAILEY..... the girrrrrls seem to like to go over on this side...   


 Good thingy we had some Snow fur our furends from WAY up North...  so that they could cool their paws...    Lee and Phod are NOT Accustomed to these Warmer temps.        Poor Phod...   he must have been watching some of the other Athletes going by... and worried about his place in the race... 

    WHAT IS GOING ON ERNIE.... the Crowd is going WILD like Squirrels in the Fall ...
I can't SEE over everybuddy...   WHAT is going on???
     The MAYORZ are coming down the course... they are runnin Collar and Collar...  and the crowd is cheering them on Frankie.....   I don't guess they are going to stop fur a POTTY Brea....
      OH WAIT   they are slowing down....     HERE they come...  
Murphy looks RELIEVED fur SURE...      He almost didn't make it...  
NOW what's happening Ernie...   ?????????     I sometimes HATE being Short...
It seems as though a bunch of the crowd wanted  PAWTOGRAPHS...  and   STANLEY  has not come into the Potty station....   HE is signing thingys fur folks...    What a PAWlititian  he is....      I just HOPE his Bladder doesn't Burst...  before the Finish line...
      He Does know how to work the crowd...         Is there anybuddy else coming in?
YES...   I see....  CHESTER and JOEY headed this way...
       Chester is running out to the Poopatorium...       that last mile must have been Tough on him...    
 Come ON Chester.....   let's get MOVING....  hehehehe


 Sometimes Nature Calls and the LINE is busy....  you just got to be Patient..

COME ON BROTHER   ... We got a RACE to WIN...
 Anybuddy Else coming Ernie???      I think this race has taken 87 hours to go by...     
    YES, I see Another Racer coming...  I think it is.... WYATT....    
  OH YES.....   Wyatt has to chews a place WORTHY of Blogville's Furst Secretary of Agriculture...




Do you think Wyatt is the End of the Potty Breakers??
No Frankie, I can see one more Runner coming this way...  It THINK it might be Mr. BAILEY..
Are you Kidding me?   I heard that he let little Mabel do the NAVIGATING to the Starting line... and she got mixed up and sent him the WRONG way and that he wasn't gonna make it in time fur the race...    
I heard that SAME story.... butt he IS coming...     and he is really MOVING...     he must not be gonna stop fur a Pot.........  OMD   What a CHAMPION... WHAT a GRRRREAT Athlete...   he didn't even PULL IN....  just stopped at the ENTRANCE to the Potty stop...   Right along the Race course.     What a GOOD Sport Bailey is....    he was Late in starting butt he is gonna make a GRAND showing...       WAY TO GO BAILEY....   

THE END

PeeS....  Don't furget to go back to the TOP and Click on the STARTING LINK so you can find ALL the Racers and the Other Stops and Stations  and the Foodables....  
      BRAVO to the RACERS....   THIS has been a RACE to REMEMBER.

AND   Happy Birfday to DENNY.

39 comments:

Chef Sasha said...

The race is going so good and it is a very good thing that the runners have a place to stop and relieve themselves after Madi's watering hole!! I will see you at the finish line with foodables.


Loveys Sasha

Sweet William The Scot said...

I am taking my whiz on the run and popping the back door on the fly.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Ernie, I didn't think I'd make it! Shouldn't have stopped at the river at mile 5! Bye, sweetie, see you at the end.

Molly The Wally said...

LOL empty = lighter = faster. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Mitch and Molly said...

Wow - that's a lot of pit stops! When you gotta go - ya gotta go!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey .... Looks like they all drank too much at Madi's watering holes, aye?? They did look mighty inviting.

Mark Muller said...

hahaha now all peeps and pets of my village know why they had no power that day :o)
... oh and I suggest such a snow shovel thingy, I've had 7 pizzas at Sasha's :o)
easy rider

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Uh oh. I think we got lost after mile 6 when we went to Madi's fur a drink. Good thing we took a potty break. we will back track to find out where the rest of the race is.

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

We found our way back. Mile 8 is at Dory,s.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Well monitored guys... keeping things tidy... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Emma said...

Looks more like a potty-a-thon! Have fun!

Casey said...

Hey guys, the next stop is Oreo's!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Peeing isn't going to slow us down. We will catch up!

Lovable Lily said...

We commend all the racers for a race well run!

We can see from all the pictures that everyone has excellent potty skills.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

Wow, we haven't even got up yet and y'all are taking potty breaks already.

Madi and Mom said...

Well I learned a very impawtant lesson today...everybuddy is full of something!! Great photos and thanks for the MOL/ LOL
Hugs madi the water girl

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Thank u Casey! We will head to Oreos now. We had double/triple duty pee breaks so far.

Bev Green said...

Some great pit stops there guys...super quick hahaahah can't wait to see how this ends :)loves Fozziemumxxxx

Kismet said...

I have one thing to say about potty stopping places. Piss on them.

Wyatt said...

I was so glad to see the potty station...whew!

Wyatt

Taffy said...

Goodness! I'm glad I didn't get assigned the potty stop. You boys have some serious cleaning up to do!

M. K. Clinton said...

I try to embrace my inner camel on these marathons. Drink a lot and pee even more! It's the Basset way! By the way, really clean facilities!

Dory and the Mama said...

Thanks so much for the pee spot guys!!
Growlies!
Bilbo

Bouncing Bertie said...

Thank goodness you were able to provide such an essential service. What a RELIEF to all involved.

The Army of Four said...

Go, everyone! GO! OH. I mean ... well, yeah. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

C.L.W.STEP said...

Bwahahahaha! Ghostwriter forgot all about the poopatorium and the pee pee snow after it all melted!

Susie and Sidebite said...

HaHa....guys you gonna runn or stand around...Gotta learn to let fly while moving.....see ya slow pokes!

Da Sus

Susie and Sidebite said...

HaHa....guys you gonna runn or stand around...Gotta learn to let fly while moving.....see ya slow pokes!

Da Sus

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Your potty post cracks us up - you did a really good job of taking care of "business".

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Sarge said...

Hey FnE!
Wow, I really needed the pee break. *whew* Too much water this morning. Bol. Trees & fire hydrants are pupular. Bol
Sarge

Millie and Walter said...

Whew! We are relieved that you boys were thinking of all of us needing this break.

KB Bear said...

LOL!!! That was the funniest update of them all!

Murphy said...

Well done boys! We are soooo glad that there weren't any long lines!! It's terrible to pee all over yourself and having to run. We were a bit worried that Ernie wasn't going to let Roxy finish the race. Thanks for a great job!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Ruby said...

BOL!!! OMD, I didin't thinks they were EVER gonna stop peein'!!! I thinks we're gonna need a monsoon to flush all that pee aways!! BOL!!!
See, I was 'incognito'..a gurl's gotta have her privacy!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
pees: drinkies at he Finish Line!!!

JoAnn Stancer said...

This was the best, thanks guys for offering up the pee stops, I love pee and poop pictures.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Great job manning the pee booth, guys!

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ...... I think Easy peed on ME!!!!!!!

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

Yours was without a doubt the most popular pit stop all day!
Wally & Sammy

marley said...

We ha za big marafon ere in London nex week Frankie my pal...dis bee invalyooable advices...we pass it on to da Mayerr of London....