Sunday, April 5, 2015

I am in the DAWG HOUSE

OH BOY......  am I (Ernie) EVER in the DAWG HOUSE....   with MY ROXY...   
   I am afraid I am gonna be BOUNCED....  and not in a Fun way...




I can NOT believe that I did this......  
  I totally furgot to send MY ROXY an EASTER PRESSIE...         I am ASHAMED and Embarrassed and STUNNED.... that I somehow MISSED sending her somethingy.   And to make my feel even WORSE....      ROXY remembered ME...   BIG TIME...
     Look at the super CARD she sent to me.....
THIS is what she wrote on the INSIDE...    
BUTT now that I Furgot to send a pressie to HER... I am afraid that Roxy will NOT
LOVE me any longer...         WHINE    WHIMPER   WHINE
AND she even send an AUSTRALIAN CHOCOLATE BILBY fur Mom and Dad...
THEY love those thingys...     WE wouldn't know if it is good or not...     

BUTT WAIT there was MORE....   yes ...  OH YESSssssssssssss   my Roxy sent me a bag of...  GENUINE   Australian   Crocodile Bones.......       Crocodile Treats and an unstuffie Squeaker Alligator Stuffie...           ALL THAT...   and   I TOTALLY FURGOT to send ANYTHINGY to HER.     OMD OMD     I am in the Dawg House fur SURE..    

 I am the WORST steady boyfurend in the entire UNIVERSE...       

GET OUT FRANKIE..... THIS is MINE ONLY..
 MOM..... Ernie won't Share......   Make Ernie SHARE....    I always do.
 OKAY.....  OKAY.... come on Frankie....  let's play TUG 'O GATOR....    butt you had better NOT try to kill my Alligator...    OR ELSE !!!!        THAT is MY job!!!
I WON that game of Tug 'O Gator....      I told Frankie he could have the OLD Cow Hoof as a Prize fur NOT winning...    
    THIS is ME...    doing MY imitation of an ALLIGATOR...    

ROXY my Darling.....  I PAWMISE I will make this up to you...    If you just Forgive my... THOUGHTLESSNESS...     
      Sincerely,
         Your RED FACED... Ernie

30 comments:

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

it's okay - you are a guy and sad as it is women expect us to forget - that way they get double the amount of pressies :)

Charliedownunder said...

It's ok Ernie ... Roxy's an Aussie! NO WORRIES, mate! No worries! We Aussies understand ... No worries!

Emma said...

Love the term tug o gator! You better send Roxy something really snazzy to make up for you snafu! Happy Easter!

speedyrabbit said...

OMB Ernie,I know you feel pawful but she knows you'll make up for it,Hoppy Easter,xx Speedy

Molly The Wally said...

Yes no worries Ernie she will understand. Happy Easter to you all. May the day bring lots of treats and fun.
Best wishes Molly

Mark Muller said...

my dad furgot it too to buy an easter gift for my mom... therefore the air smells like a thunderstorm in my crib... but you can try my dad's trick, send her a voucher via e-mail of a toy of her choice and say you want to make sure she gets really what she always wanted..hope it works for you... my dad sadly failed that way :o)
Happy Easter to you and your furmily, Crocodile-Ernie
easy rider

LBJ said...

It could be worse. Roxy could have been like the lady my Mom knows that got an ICE SCRAPER for her car's windshield for VALENTINE'S DAY!

She'll forgive you.

Abby Lab

Zoe said...

Yu dint send yur Grrlfurind Anything fur her Easter basket?!


*Gasp*

Mitch and Molly said...

Roxy will forgive you this one time because you're her sweetie, Ernie. Don't worry.

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Madi and Mom said...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOO
ERNIE YOU MIGHT BE TAKEN TO THE COMMON COURT OF FLEAS WHERE THE GRAVEL WILL GO DOWN..YOU PUNISHMENT WILL BE LOTS OF GROVELING!!
MOL MOL MOL
REMEMBER SOMEBUNNY LOVES YOU TODAY
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
.... not even an e-card??? Ernie, I blame all this spring-cleaning fever for it, guy; so should you!!!

Love your tulip whirly-tunnel BTW... Happy Easter over on yonder hill!!! HUgs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Wyatt said...

You are in the dog house now, Ernie! I think a diamond collar will make up for it, gurl's like that sparkly stuff.

Wyatt

Murphy said...

No worries. We did the same thing with our girlfurends on Christmas! Yes, can you believe that? BUTT we made it up to them for Valentines. Roxy will always love you Ern! Happy Easter!

Your Pals

Murphy & Stanley

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Those are some pretty cool gifts she sent you . . . maybe if you jet over to visit her and take her out for dinner all will be good!

Happy Easter!

Kismet said...

You're in deepest poo.

Millie and Walter said...

Oh Ernie we hope Roxy doesn't hold it against you for too long.

Sweet William The Scot said...

We got a wonderful box from Oz also. I am in the same boat you are, I did not go shopping for my girlfriend Bella. Lee says when we are totally back to driving we will get her something special.
Happy Easter
Sweet William The Scot

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...


Oh Ernie, you know I don't need anything. I just wish I could have been there to play tug o' gator with you.

Glad you had a Happy Easter.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Would you like to borrow our dog house? There's enough room for you and Roxy to cuddle when she forgives you. Happy Easter.

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

U need to send her something Fangtastic ASAP. Pawsome Easter Alligator.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Happy Easter
Lily & Edward

FinleytheWestie said...

Yu is in more trubble dan me when NotMe visits my house...

Ya owes her.....BIG TIME!!

Ruby said...

Oh Ernie, I am sure Roxy understands that you fellas are, um, how should I say this....DENSE! Nows, i say that with all the loves and care in the worlds. Butts you fellas tend to forgets thingies like...our names!!! BOL!!!! Okays, just pullin' your string! I am sure you will make it up to her....somehow!
I hopes you guys had a most FABulous Easter!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Dory and the Mama said...

How could Roxy be mad at such a sweet face and such a loving apology!
Happy Easter Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

M. K. Clinton said...

Roxy is very understanding, but I'd stop by her favorite store on the way to the office in the morning. *wink wink

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Oh dear Ernie!

cupcakepetrillo said...

Those are some pretty awesome gifts, E. You've got your work cut out for you!

Love and licks and good luck, buddy,
Cupcake

Sarge said...

Hey Ernst!
Wow, I think you're a super lucky pooch because I saw already that Roxy said No Worries! OMD that gator looks like fun. At least you didn't do the ice scraper gift that Abby mentioned...that's worse than no giftie at all. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

LetterstoAndrew said...

I bet you she's not mad! Wimmen have a way of furgiving their men.

JoAnn Stancer said...

Men sometimes forget, I know you will make it up to her. What a great gator she got you