Now Don't be afraid when His Moppy Head Whacks his THWAPPER.... He is sort of Obsessed with the Thwapper thingy... butt he won't Whack any of us... OK?
Just leave everythingy to Roxy and Me...
ALL RISE..... My Court of Common Fleas is Now in SESSION.... {{THWAP}
Ernie are you ready to Defend your Clients?
I am, your Wishfulness.
Very Well.... you may begin...
HERE is the situation.
I think THEY were right fur barking at the top of THEIR lungs furst thing bright and early in the morning when THEY were protecting their land against a VICIOUS possum.
Their MOM claims that they didn't come when SHE called their names.
I ask you your Hunkysome, just HOW were they expected to HEAR her over their CALL to PAWS... due to the Intruding Possum???
THEY SURELY needed to tell that Possum to get off THEIR land. (Well technically he was on the border line of the property between Their fence and the neighbor's fence -- butt Don't you think that was close enough to their property?)
My Clients would like to address the court.
We think we unjustly got "a talking to" from our Mommy who was upset we didn't obey her and come to her when she called us to get in.
She said we were in Trouble with a capital "T" fur not listening
FOXY ROXY would you show Judge Furter our Visual Aide???
She said we were in Trouble with a capital "T" fur not listening
As you can See.... THIS was a DANGEROUS Situation.... those Possums can CLIMB and BITE and Scratch, you know... AND they are BIG ol FAKERS on top of that...
Your Honor... we are asking that you find these PILLARS of the Blogville Community... NOT GUILTY... and that you imPaws an aPAWpriate Fine or somthingy on their mom.. and that you do it Quickly..... beclaws you know that they could be needed at some Blogville Emergency in 87 seconds Notice...
I agree that Blogville's Furst Responders can NOT be sitting around in COURT when there may be somethingy that they need to do... BEYOND Pawtecting their own TERRITORY...
I am ready to Make My JUDGEYMENTALNESS Immediately...
I find your clients NOT GUILTY... and am going to AWARD them Extra TREATS for the next Week... and am going to CAUTION their MOM to start Appreciating their hard work and fine efforts to keep their Yard Possum Proof.
Court is Adjourned.
{{ THWAP}}
35 comments:
Good thing their mom is getting straightened out. Protecting is a very important job and extra treats is a nice settlement.
YAY, fur the COurt of Common Fleas!
Pawfect judgement!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
They were just doing their job ...those possums got off easy if you ask me. Yes, I do realize the possums weren't on trial BUT they should have been!
BRAVO BRAVO TO THE COURT OF COMMON FLEAS...FOR NOT WASTING TIME!! GREAT QUICK AND FAIR JUDGEMENT!!
BELLY UP TO THE TREAT BAR EXTRA TREATS FOR ALL
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
They were being good dogs, protecting their lands from introoders. How their mom could possibly yell at them for it is beyond me. I am happy about this decision and I hope it sends a wake up call to all the moms out there who think giving a dog a "talking to" for barking is right.
Oz
Apaws! wise decision!... I agree with Pip... the Possum should sit there too...or wait... that probably ends not good, right?
easy rider
Hari OM
....I think it's called swift justice... Judge Frankliness... your thwapper got less spotlighting this time but I think it was right and proper in this instance. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Phew....fank da dog fur dat Ernie my pal....well dun Yore OnnerFrankieMyPal....swiff justiss is sumtimes da best justiss
Your Honor we want to thank you for the quick decision. Wouldn't want to see this case go to the o~pellet~court.
Those possums got off free. Justice was served. Donuts for everyone.
xo Cinnamon
Wow, and immediate ruling is perfect in this case! Ern and Rox did a super job with the evidence and His MopHeadedness was swift and just. BOL Love the sentence too. Yummers.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Are you kidding me? You ought to have done something to that Mom for not joining in and protecting the property.
Bottom line, moms are drama queens
Lily & Edward
Another tough but fair verdict, Your Honor!
Now that was a speedy trial. We hope the defendants extend an appropriate bribe ... uh, we mean an appropriate paw shake to the judge for his mercy.
NOW Ernie and Frankie you have set a precedence for all us barkers, yayayayyaay....stella rose
We agree there was extenuating circumstances why they didn't come when their mum called... There are always extenuating circumstances why we don't come when we are called as well, hehe.
Dip and Elliot x
We say..tell the possum to take it up with Mama...you guys were only doing your jobs!!
Hoomans......can't live with them...can run the can opener without them!
(((hugs)) your friends
excellent judgement as always!
Can't believe that Lassie and Benji's mom didn't just plead guilty right away and save you all the bother of going to court, so obvious was their innocence and her culpability.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Once again a fair and just verdict!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
A great verdict and sentence, your honor!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty and Bilbo
A fine judgement your honorness....Blogville can be without our Dogter and EMT, in case somedoggie needs them.
Top Cop Bites
Phew.....that was a tough one. On the one paw we're supposed to listen, but in times of DANGER and PERIL, the rules need to bend.
Hope their mum pays the fine big time.
Ernie, um....I think we need to debrief on the new couch.
HUBBA BUBBA..... I'll be RIGHT THERE..ROXY.... as soon as I Brush my Furs and TEEFS...
I hear the COUCH Calling US...
Yippee!!! Another case of justice served! Good job protecting what's yours guys!
Justice has prevailed once again!!!!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Great decision, Judge Frankie - Thunder once got a possum cornered in our yard. Silly Mom went out with a shovel and broom to remove what she thought was a dead possum - yep, you guessed, it MOVED and Mom ran like a rabbit:)
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
Thank you Thank you! We knew we could count on u guys! Pawsome verdict!
We are sure they are innocent. We had a similar situation last night (we talk about it on our blog tomorrow). We think they should get treats.
Your such good a lawyer. You defended your clients so well. Blogville is lucky to have you.
Now that's justice at it's finest.
Aroo to you,
Sully
That was a fair and just verdict. You all did a great job.
Excellent decision Judge Frankie. How can they be punished for doing their job and protecting their home and land from intruders. Now if possible can they catch said possum and dead it for me so I can make a special pizza for them??
Loveys Sasha
Talk about a landmark case and decision!! Fantastic work Ernie!!
Wally & Sammy
YEA, not guilty!!!
Wonderful news!
Cammie!
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