Monday, April 27, 2015

Day in Court 87-10 Lassie and Benji...

Are you READY Fellas????     ROXY do you have the VISUAL AIDES???

Now Don't be afraid when His Moppy Head   Whacks his THWAPPER....      He is sort of Obsessed with the Thwapper thingy...  butt he won't Whack any of us...  OK?
    Just leave everythingy to Roxy and Me...  

ALL RISE..... My Court of Common Fleas is Now in SESSION....    {{THWAP}
    Ernie are you ready to Defend your Clients?

I am, your Wishfulness.

Very Well....  you may begin...
Your Orneryness,   our Furends    Lassie and Benji    were recently Accused of causing TROUBLE with a Capital "T", by their MOM.

HERE is the situation.
 I think THEY were right fur barking at the top of THEIR lungs furst thing bright and early in the morning when THEY were protecting their land against a VICIOUS possum. 
      Their MOM claims that they didn't come when SHE called their names.
        I ask you your Hunkysome,  just HOW were they expected to HEAR her over their CALL to PAWS...  due to the Intruding Possum???  
     THEY SURELY needed to tell that Possum to get off THEIR land. (Well technically he was on the border line of the property between Their fence and the neighbor's fence -- butt Don't you think that was close enough to their property?)
        My Clients would like to address the court.        
We think we unjustly got "a talking to" from our Mommy who was upset we didn't obey her and come to her when she called us to get in.

She said we were in Trouble with a capital "T" fur not listening


FOXY   ROXY would you show Judge Furter our Visual Aide???
    
As you can See....   THIS was  a DANGEROUS Situation....  those Possums can CLIMB and BITE and Scratch, you know...      AND they are BIG ol FAKERS on top of that...   
     Your Honor...  we are asking that you find these PILLARS of the Blogville Community...  NOT GUILTY...   and that  you imPaws an aPAWpriate Fine or somthingy on their mom..   and that you do it Quickly..... beclaws you know that they could be needed at some Blogville Emergency in 87 seconds Notice...   
   I agree that Blogville's Furst Responders can NOT be sitting around in COURT when there may be somethingy that they need to do... BEYOND Pawtecting their own TERRITORY...
    I am ready to Make My JUDGEYMENTALNESS   Immediately...
       I find your clients NOT GUILTY...  and  am going to AWARD them   Extra TREATS for the next Week... and am going to CAUTION their MOM to start Appreciating their hard work and fine efforts to keep their Yard Possum Proof.    
           Court is Adjourned.  
   {{ THWAP}}    

35 comments:

Emma said...

Good thing their mom is getting straightened out. Protecting is a very important job and extra treats is a nice settlement.

Julie said...

YAY, fur the COurt of Common Fleas!
Pawfect judgement!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Angel Pip and Ruby said...

They were just doing their job ...those possums got off easy if you ask me. Yes, I do realize the possums weren't on trial BUT they should have been!

Madi and Mom said...

BRAVO BRAVO TO THE COURT OF COMMON FLEAS...FOR NOT WASTING TIME!! GREAT QUICK AND FAIR JUDGEMENT!!
BELLY UP TO THE TREAT BAR EXTRA TREATS FOR ALL
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Oz theTerrier said...

They were being good dogs, protecting their lands from introoders. How their mom could possibly yell at them for it is beyond me. I am happy about this decision and I hope it sends a wake up call to all the moms out there who think giving a dog a "talking to" for barking is right.
Oz

Mark Muller said...

Apaws! wise decision!... I agree with Pip... the Possum should sit there too...or wait... that probably ends not good, right?
easy rider

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
....I think it's called swift justice... Judge Frankliness... your thwapper got less spotlighting this time but I think it was right and proper in this instance. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

marley said...

Phew....fank da dog fur dat Ernie my pal....well dun Yore OnnerFrankieMyPal....swiff justiss is sumtimes da best justiss

Cinnamon said...

Your Honor we want to thank you for the quick decision. Wouldn't want to see this case go to the o~pellet~court.
Those possums got off free. Justice was served. Donuts for everyone.
xo Cinnamon

Sarge said...

Wow, and immediate ruling is perfect in this case! Ern and Rox did a super job with the evidence and His MopHeadedness was swift and just. BOL Love the sentence too. Yummers.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Kismet said...

Are you kidding me? You ought to have done something to that Mom for not joining in and protecting the property.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Bottom line, moms are drama queens
Lily & Edward

Casey said...

Another tough but fair verdict, Your Honor!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Now that was a speedy trial. We hope the defendants extend an appropriate bribe ... uh, we mean an appropriate paw shake to the judge for his mercy.

stellaroselong said...

NOW Ernie and Frankie you have set a precedence for all us barkers, yayayayyaay....stella rose

Sketching with Dogs said...

We agree there was extenuating circumstances why they didn't come when their mum called... There are always extenuating circumstances why we don't come when we are called as well, hehe.
Dip and Elliot x

Oskar and Liesel said...

We say..tell the possum to take it up with Mama...you guys were only doing your jobs!!

Hoomans......can't live with them...can run the can opener without them!


(((hugs)) your friends

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

excellent judgement as always!

Bouncing Bertie said...

Can't believe that Lassie and Benji's mom didn't just plead guilty right away and save you all the bother of going to court, so obvious was their innocence and her culpability.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Idaho PugRanch said...

Once again a fair and just verdict!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Dory and the Mama said...

A great verdict and sentence, your honor!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty and Bilbo

Susie and Sidebite said...

A fine judgement your honorness....Blogville can be without our Dogter and EMT, in case somedoggie needs them.

Top Cop Bites

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Phew.....that was a tough one. On the one paw we're supposed to listen, but in times of DANGER and PERIL, the rules need to bend.

Hope their mum pays the fine big time.

Ernie, um....I think we need to debrief on the new couch.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HUBBA BUBBA..... I'll be RIGHT THERE..ROXY.... as soon as I Brush my Furs and TEEFS...

I hear the COUCH Calling US...

Noodle4President said...

Yippee!!! Another case of justice served! Good job protecting what's yours guys!

Murphy said...

Justice has prevailed once again!!!!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Great decision, Judge Frankie - Thunder once got a possum cornered in our yard. Silly Mom went out with a shovel and broom to remove what she thought was a dead possum - yep, you guessed, it MOVED and Mom ran like a rabbit:)

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Thank you Thank you! We knew we could count on u guys! Pawsome verdict!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

We are sure they are innocent. We had a similar situation last night (we talk about it on our blog tomorrow). We think they should get treats.

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Your such good a lawyer. You defended your clients so well. Blogville is lucky to have you.

Sully said...

Now that's justice at it's finest.

Aroo to you,
Sully

Millie and Walter said...

That was a fair and just verdict. You all did a great job.

Chef Sasha said...

Excellent decision Judge Frankie. How can they be punished for doing their job and protecting their home and land from intruders. Now if possible can they catch said possum and dead it for me so I can make a special pizza for them??


Loveys Sasha

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

Talk about a landmark case and decision!! Fantastic work Ernie!!
Wally & Sammy

The Army of Four said...

YEA, not guilty!!!
Wonderful news!
Cammie!