Monday, March 2, 2015

PRE Trial 87-7 Wallace Vs his MUM...

Good Morning Beautiful.... are you ready to start work on Wallace's International Law Case?
YES, Ernie.   BUTT I am kinda worried about this one...  it isn't a ROYAL trial like PRINCESS Leah's was...     BUTT....   I remember all the TV hype about that OTHER famous South African Trial.   There was all that Press coverage and I don't know what to WEAR...  I WISH I could wear my Tiara... it brought us LUCK the last time...   


 Do you mean the Oscar   PeeStoryUs Trial???         Honey this one won't be ANYTHINGY like THAT....    and you Can't wear the tiara to COURT this time... BUTT if you want to wear it fur ME right NOW...  
STOP THAT Right NOW Ernie.... this is SERIOUS and we MUST get Busy on it.
Don't worry Roxy.... this one will be DIFFERENT....         Let's take a look at what Our Client sent to us.... so we can get ready fur court TOMORROW...
I have his letter to us... right here, Ernie...

Dear Mr Ernie-the-Attorney, Sir, 

It is with a heavy heart that I am seeking your assistance. I do understand that you are a highly sought after attorney and I can only hope that you have time in your busy schedule to take on my case. 

So here is the issue:

As you may be aware, I (Wallace) recently celebrated by fourth Birthday. BUTT what you may not know is that...*whimper*...sorry...*whine*...I get all choked up having to bark about this. You see...my parents actually FORGOT about my Birthday *HOOOOOOOOOOWLLLLLL*

     Roxy this is gonna be a Chunk of Squirrel...   
   Look at all this Evidence...         A FORGOTTEN Birfday.... you KNOW how the ol' Farter Loves to celebrate Birfdays...  he will Not stand fur THIS...
       Let me go get everythingy ready...    and you go pick out a nice Dress to wear...    and make SURE that you don't spill Coffee on my WIG again...  
    Tomorrow will be a GRRRRREAT Day in Court...

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       FUR GUYZ EYEZ  ONLY....


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Lassie and Benji   BOWLING  teresius1(at)aol. com

Sarge   Joke Room    Lfurman1987(at)yahoo.com

Oz    Foodables... eat fest    oztheterrier(at)yahoo.com

Casey   Texas BBQ     dreagoddess(at)gmail.com

Ranger   Best BEARD   scottieranger(at)gmail.com

Murphy and Stanley   Pharrrrting contest   cecampbell(at)msn.com

Zaphod   Hunting Somethingy in the Woods  leeandphod(at)Bell.Net

Edward    Poker Pawty  he needs your NAME and Blog link sent to
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Speedy   PUB and Foodables   send pictures of yourself to rachel.dejong28(at)googlemail.com

Joey and Chester   Mud Fun......   christinersm(at)gmail.com

Oreo   Scratch and Sniff       dcraftsalot(at)yahoo.com

Jakey, Bilbo, & Arty   Muddy Paws   bethblog(at)ebchristians.com

26 comments:

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

OMD! This is it! My day has arrived! Ernie and Roxy, I can't thank you enough for taking on my case. I am, this very moment, brushing out my furs and washing my collar so that I look my best in court tomorrow.
I'm not going to lie...I'm a little nervous...ok, I'm A LOT nervous! Butt I have faith that justice will be served.
Wallace Wright-Parkin

Julie said...

Oh Wallace how exciting, yous getting your day in court as well.
You'll have sooo much funs...and then you get to go shopping at Victorious Secrets!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Emma said...

What did dogs do before you started helping them out? I can't believe how many cases you guys have!

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

A forgotten barkday! Poor Wallace! His pawrents need to give him like 87 presents to make up fur the forgotten barkday, just saying.

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL FOXY ROXY YOUR LOVELINESS MAKES IT HARD FOR ERNIE THE ATTORNEY FOCUSED ON THE TASK AT HAND.

WALLACE MY FRIEND NEVER FEAR FOXY ROXY AND ATTORNEY ERNIE FOR SURE KNOW THEIR STUFF. ALL WILL BE FINE
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Oh my, this will be 'open-shut' fur certain sure... but good that you are keeping focused on prep!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Molly TheWally said...

OMD a forgotten birthday. Scandalous we say truly scandalous. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Lovable Lily said...

You'll be in and outta that Court Room in no time flat! Hand's down, Wallace is gonna be the winner in this case. His hooman's should be made to do the Walk of Shame for furgetting his impawtant birthday.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Zoe said...

They furgot their own lil boy's burfday?
*thud*

Oz theTerrier said...

Forgot his birthday?!? That is an outrage! No way the Honorest Furts will allow this to go unpunished! I hope he awards double treats for a year!
Oz

Mark Muller said...

That's a case for the highest court evah... I'm sure... and I bet it ends spectacular!
And I need a truckload of popcorn for that event...
my tv-pic is ready, I send it to you tonight :o)
easy rider

Kismet said...

You better get more hard evidence than that. What you think might be a "slam dunk" will turn into a "slam clunk".

Sarge said...

Hey Ernst & Roxy!
Wow, that will be a definite win! I can tell you that I've had my BD forgotten and it's horrible. HizMopHeadedNess will definitely pounce on this. BOL
I'm so excited about Guys Day!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

stellaroselong said...

Well this case will set a precedence for all time cos our mom forgets birthdays and gotcha days ...yep...stella rose

Murphy said...

We strongly feel that Roxy needs a hat or tiara! So is the mud event the same at both blogs?

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Dory and the Mama said...

This sounds like an open and shut case to us!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Sketching with Dogs said...

Mum wishes she could forget HER birthday now, hehe.
Good luck with the trial.
Dip and Elliot x

Two French Bulldogs said...

Obviously !!!!! This is a case for Ernie
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

Idaho PugRanch said...

Ha HA atDip & Elliots comment - mom feels the same way!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Forgotten birthday.....scandalous!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Forgot his birthday????!!!!????!!!! The horror of it all - we know your courtroom will bring justice to bear.

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Mitch and Molly said...

A forgotten birthday for your own furkid? This is totally not acceptable!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Angel Pip and Ruby said...

Roxy looks very nice in her glasses ...no wonder Ernie looks a little confused. Bawhahahahaga

Susie and Sidebite said...

OK...the gavel needs to bang on this one now.........this ain't gonna fly....may be times to send in the vicious team...throw Mom in the slammer NOW!'

The Mad Scots

Millie and Walter said...

What a very sad story for Wallace. We are sure the court will see in his favor.

marley said...

I ope they be turnin this into TV seer-ees yeronner Frankie my pal at law