Thursday, March 12, 2015

Case # 87-8 Molly the Wally...

 ROXY..... where is your New BBF   Molly the Wally?
She wanted to sleep in....  she is Jet Lagged, Ernie....     butt she texted me and said she is just coming up to the court house ...    RELAX...
 Roxy are you wearing some of the thingys we got yesterday??    I AM...     butt this THONG is
     SHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh    stop it you two....    How am I supposed to ...
 ALL RISE.....   court is now in session....   His Wartyness   Frankie Furter Pawsiding

{{{ THWAP}}}

I see that everybuddy is hear...    I am ready to give my Verdict...
    Molly please rise...  
In your agumentals you Stated that She who must be Ignorant  Obeyed...   WHACKED you on the NOSE...  fur a small amount of vocalization...    and caused you to suffer embarrassmentals.   You have also accused her of ...  Water Boarding you in a most INDIGENT manner... after 87 specks of environmentally Furendly materials attached to your pawson.      
      I find....  in your Favor..
I am sentencing She who must be insignificant  obeyed to the following:
     87 hours of  Public  Walkies....  You will tell her.... WHEN WHERE AND for how LONG.
I also impose a FINE on her....     You are to receive DOUBLE SNACKS for the next two weeks.
   In Addition I am putting her on PAWBATION...fer 87 Days...   She is to Report to Blogville's Pawbation officer...  and show that she HAS and IS ...  abiding by these findings..    
        I will not tolerate Nose Whacking and Water Boarding...             
Baliff....   MAKE IT SO...

{{{ THWAP}}}

32 comments:

Bouncing Bertie said...

Please tell us more about the thong thing…..

Julie said...

Double snacks, WooHoo Molly thats a result! Just make sure the Minis don't muscle their way in!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Emma said...

God Shave The Queen! Good for Molly!

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL Bertie took the words right out of my mouth. OMDs did you two make a trip to Victorious Secrets during break?
Hugs madi your bfff

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

An excellent verdict - lets hope she follows through on the sentencing

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Uh oh, Blogville's 'helpers' may have to form a union, methinks... and Bertie! Really??? hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Noodle4President said...

DOUBLE TREATS?! Excellent fine if you ask me!!!

Molly TheWally said...

LOL and yes today was sunny and warm so I got extra long walkies I can inform your honour so she is so far behaving herself. Thank you Ernie and Roxy for your marvellous legal services and Frankie for being such a grand judge.
Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

stellaroselong said...

Frankie you are the most fairest judge we have ever met, a true believer in the law!!! Great judgment!!!
stella rose

Sarge said...

Wow, what excellent news for Molly! Double treats and long walkies will make her wag fur sure. BOL OMD those Fleasa Card bills will be sky high.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Kismet said...

Since I've never been in trouble, I don't know. Who IS the probation officer?

Mark Muller said...

Oh this time the voice of justice soungs like music... walks&DOUBLE treats and NO water boarding. YAY for that court!
... ummm... what's up with that thong?
easy rider

Two French Bulldogs said...

When you said all rise we thought you were talking about the thong
Lily & Edward

Dory and the Mama said...

Pawsome!! Another wonderful ruling!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bil

Sketching with Dogs said...

We see a lot of good walkies in your future Molly!
Dip and Elliot x

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Another WIN for Blogville Residents. Just because these peeps have thumbs doesn't give them RIGHTS to mistreat us! Yay!

Idaho PugRanch said...

Maybe you can go on TV like Judge Judy!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Freya Rose Blossom said...

I wants to NOSE where you keep all those flea's ?
Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Great decision again!!! We think extra long walkies and double treats is a very fair punishment:)

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

The Army of Four said...

What a wise, wise judge!!! This is awesome!
Cammie!

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Judge Frankie. Another fair decision, especially for Molly. We want to hear more about the thong thing too Ernie. Did ya know thongs here in Oz are the kind you wear on your feet? We are thinking that's not quite the same over your way hehe. Take care mates. We're missing you all but mum is being lazy. No worries, and LOVE, Stella and Rory

Ranger said...

Excellent sentencing your Mopness!
Wags,
Ranger
Pees.... thank you for da card.

Murphy said...

Excellent verdict and we agree 100 percent!!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Susie and Sidebite said...

Come on Judge...lets start smacking these peeps with your gavel!

The Mad Scots

C.L.W.STEP said...

Wow! That's some pretty harsh punishment. Good thing our ghostwriter is so nice to us! But she will be hard-pressed when mud season gets here and we track it all over the house …

Cinnamon said...

Excellent Judge.
Molly ask for Salmon treats they are so good.
xo Cinnamon

Taffy said...

Of course Molly won.....I mean we all knew she would!

Ruby said...

Oh yeah! Another PAWSOME VERDICT!!!! I thinks Hizzhonor is most fair and just!
And I thinks I need to hear abouts Foxy Roxy's Thong!!!! WTD?? My head hurts....
Gotta get a margarita...
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

LetterstoAndrew said...

It was clearly a case of abuse and your honor has ruled nicely in favor of the furry one.

M. K. Clinton said...

We can always trust our Judge to render a fair and just ruling. Waterboarding and nose-whacking are serious offenses. Nobody is above the long paw of the law in Blogville.

Millie and Walter said...

We think your verdict and sentence are fair and just. Great job Frankie.

marley said...

I are sleepin sowndlee wiv yoo in charj yeronner Frankie my pal-o-law