Friday, February 20, 2015

Ranger's ♥ your Pet Day

HOW to show US we are LOVED....
  Take us to COOL places...


 Pawvide us with FOODABLES and Snacks and Toys....   and WATER...
 Let us ALWAYS be the STAR of the SHOW...
 Allow us to Climb to the Greatest Pawsible Heights...
 Let us LOVE and BE Loved.....
 And Never judge our actions and reactions.... Unfairly.
And That's how it's Done Son...  

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NOT FUR WIMMEN's EYES.......    FUR GUYZ EYES ONLY:::::  

GUYZ.....  you will NOT believe this...     Look at the Comment that WE got yesterday... From FINLEY...

Zoe's right.... 

Just try to have a wunnerful time wiffout us gurls... I TRIPLE DAWG DARE ya!!

Meanwhile, us gurls needs to meet up fur a pawty at da same time... We gots Sasha and her fuds, Ruby and her 'ritas, me & Whitley wiff our Texas barbeque and Tropical drinks....

We can play sum pool ball, sum poker, watch sum bball on da tube...

Yeah, we gots it covered....

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     NOW GUYZ.... are we gonna let the wimmen of Blogville Talk to us this way???     Finley and Zoe        TRIPLE DAWG DARED us to Try to have FUN ... WITHOUT THEM....  
    We don't know about YOU.... butt we are sort of PEED OFF...  we gots our Hackles up now...   WE know how to have FUN...    and to COOKER and to Make Drinks...  Don't we???    This started out to be FUN... butt we think it sounds like the Wimmen have... Layed down the Gauntlet...  
   We can NOT let them have MORE Funs than WE can have...
Here is what we have lined up SO FAR....  
Walter is gonna host Yard Zoomie
Lassie and Benji are gonna take us fur rides in the Blogville Ambulance and Mobil Bachelor Pad..
Sarge is gonna host a Joke Room
Oz is gonna have an Eat Fest... with lots of Foodables
Casey is gonna have a REAL TEXAS BBQ and Grill Out  and the ONLY veggie will be grilled Corn on the cob..
Ranger is going to do SOMETHINGY
Murphy and Stanley are gonna host    Pharrrrting Talent Show      that is such a MANLEY thingy
Zaphod is gonna have a HUNTING thingy fur us
Speedy is gonna have Foodables and Drinks..     we gotta have PLENTY of Foodables and Drinks you know
AND    Edward is gonna host.... the POKER ROOM...       So WE (Ernie and I) say this is gonna be the    "REAL DEAL"   our day/night is gonna be GRRRRREAT...       no Baffs and getting our nails and Furs done...    no watching those Chicken Flix fur US... No recipe swappin...   little tiny Tea Cakes fur US..........       we are gonna have a MANLEY day and night...
   We need some BIG SCREEN ....  Ball and Racing and Sports  hosts...    
 We need someone to host    SCRATCH or SNIFF    whereEVER you want
      Ernie and I are gonna take everybuddy to a BASE BALL GAME...  
Do YOU want to host somethingy???  

Pee S....  how the Heck did Zoe and Finley even Learn about this...   did they CRACK the Not fur Wimmen's Eyes Code thingy??     Do we have a SNITCH ?    Did some Squirrel ...   Snitch on us?
      No matter what .....  anythingy the Wimmen can TRY and Do...    WE can do BETTER...
 and we will prove it on   March 23rd.    



 

30 comments:

speedyrabbit said...

Don't worry we will have plenty of foodables and drinks I do the best bar with my pub in action we will be alright!xx Speedy

Angel Pip and Ruby said...

Sounds about right to me. I can't believe you climbed that MOUNTAIN! Hope you got some yummy foodables when you climbed back down!

Emma said...

Good luck to you boys! Us girls are pretty tough to outsmart!

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

oh oh - you might have started a war between the guys and gals

Molly TheWally said...

LOL yes a guys and gals war is in the making. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
...uh oh... gonna keep close eyes on this; some mediation may be called for!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Casey said...

The girls can go off and have a good time shopping or something. Meanwhile, we MEN will be eating MEAT and drinking BEER! Grr!

Kismet said...

No way. I want to crash the male party. I'll have them all to myself.

Madi and Mom said...

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL POST...YOU ARE BOTH SO LOVED BY THOSE AROUND YOU AND ALL OF US FAR FAR FAR AWAY.
OK THAT IS IT ON THE MUSHY STUFFS
NOW LET ME JUST SAY WE GIRLS HAVE OUR WAYS OF FINDING OUT THINGS WE ARE BORN WITH EXTRA SENSORY SKILLS, OUR NECKS ARE LIKE OWLS AND MOST OF ALL WE HAVE
S M A R T S!!
SINCERELY MADI(SON) D. CAT WHO WHO KNOWS ALL AND SEES ALL AND TELLS ALL SHE KNOWS AND SEES

stellaroselong said...

You guys are lucky to have a momma and daddy that love you so much. Okays I is done wif the kissy up crap..you know Maggie and I like to have lots of fun, more fun than gussie can even dreams of....so there. We are smarter than he is also. He just does not know that. Stella rose

C.L.W.STEP said...

Joey dog will think up some good yum yums. By March 23, there will be lots of great mud in our yard. Maybe we can do a mud pit. But sometimes the weather around here is not so dependable. We could still have snow by then, even. Keep us posted!

Milton and Mr. Stubbs said...

We sure hope one of the guys hosts a burping contest. We are pretty good at that! We hold it till we get in Momma's lap. BOL!

Murphy said...

OMD, a mud pit! That would be massive fun! Yup, we gotta make sure the girls do NOT find out any more of the details about OUR Boyz Night Out! We are gonna be on high alert to make sure they do NOT go sneaking around and listening to our conversations about our plans! If they got involved they would make it all cute and frilly instead of MANLEY the way it is supposed to be!!! Wait a minute, I just had a thought . . . what if a whole bunch of us got in a mud pit and started pharting like crazy. Then it would look like boiling mud BOL!! That would be so cool! Then we could start hollering "I'm getting burned in boiling mud!" BOL! This is gonna be a blast!

Your Manley Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Mark Muller said...

It's sooooo great that you are the stars of efurry show at the hill, that's true love :o)
I totally like such boy-events, it it allowed to eat beans or counts that as doping at the pharrrt-compawtition?
easy rider

Oreo said...

Alls I can say is:

Girls druel and Boys RULE!!!

We will host the scratch and sniff event if thats ok?

Wags
Oreo

Dory and the Mama said...

We think you all said t just right about hw to make us pups feel loved!!!


Oh man....we see trouble brewing, we hope Dory doesn't crack "the code" or we will be in BIG TROUBLE!!

We will host the mud pit...we have lots of them around here!!

Smileys!
Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Ranger said...

I'm gonna host a a best beard contest (dey can be real or artificial). It'll be grrrrrrrrreat!
Wags,
Ranger

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

You guys have certainly trained your pawrents well! They take you everywhere!

Now, Roxy is trying to locate Francine and little Ernestine to get up a pawty for JUST wimmen! But you know how elusive she is.

Chef Sasha said...

Everytime I visit you, I can feel how much you are loved. We are lucky pups to have such good homes. As for Zoe, well I have one comment"Girls rule, Boys fools". ...Drop mike...

Love Sasha

Two French Bulldogs said...

You are loved! Oh boy this is exciting guys night
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

The Army of Four said...

Being a loved member of the family is wonderful, isn't it?
Hey ... you won't believe what we did today! You need to be sure to see our post tomorrow (Saturday)!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

Whitley Westie said...

Don't y'all know ya can't tell a terrierist gurl what to read and not read???

LetterstoAndrew said...

I have a really cool place right about now you're very welcome to. :-)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Boys - haven't you learned yet that you can't hide ANYTHING from da wimmen?

Woos - Ciara

Charliedownunder said...

Triple Dawg dared????? CRIKEY!! ....... this sounds like war, aye??

Millie and Walter said...

We bet it's Love Your Pet Day everyday on your hill. This boys day is going to be great!

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Aren't we all lucky to have peeps that love us!
I wish all doggies were loved like us.

M. K. Clinton said...

No dog worth his salt can withstand a triple dog dare! I don't know what we can do from the road but we will join in this manly fun! Grrruff!

cupcakepetrillo said...

It's pretty clear there. You boys are well-loved. xoxo

Love and licks,
Cupcake

JoAnn Stancer said...

That's a we lot of loving going on there.