Friday, January 30, 2015

FFHT..... It was the WORST New Year's Resolution I EVER Made...

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     The INCLUSION for this month is....   It was the Worst New Year's Resolution I Ever made...


     Once upon a time, about 87 years ago....  I had the Crazy bright idea to make a New Year's Resolution... and I (Frankie Furter) wanted to do it RIGHT...   Not somethingy that I would be furgetting or giving up on.. in 87 seconds  days or stuffs like that...
    SO I put on my  working THINKING Cap...

 I just about BEAT my BRAINS out trying to come up with a GOOD Resolution...     I was in a DAZE I tell you...
 THEN Suddenly I had a brain PHARRRRT  an IDEA...       Here is what I came up with...
      I (Frankie Furter) resolved to....   Stop being MEAN to the Ground Moles who keep trying to set up HOLEKEEPING on my hill.    And I KEPT that Resolution fur NEARLY 87 days...   YES, it did.. BUTT then one day...    I realized that the SNOW was GONE and the Ground had THAWED and there was SOFT Dirt and MUD out there... just BEGGING fur me to DIG IT...    and THAT was the very second that I BROKE that Resolution...        What was I thinking...  THAT was the WORST New Year's Resolution I have EVER made...
The End...
          PEE S.......  PLEASE come back TOMORROW.... we have the most EXCITING thingy to SHOW and TELL you about...    WE can not EVEN WAIT fur you to see...
    Here is a CLUE...          Click HERE         Just sayin...       OH IT IS GOOD....  REALLY it is... Our MOM is WILD about this...   

35 comments:

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
I don't even have to click that - I just knows somehow it will involve TREATS!!! ... anyhoo back to the moment... that thinking cap didn't work all that well then did it Frankie? hehehehehehehehe. Oh well. We are all guilty of reso breaking... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Julie said...

Oh Frankie I luffs your thinking hat, its pawfect, just the thingy!
Can't wait to see what you've got fur us tomorrow, especially if theys going to be foodables involved!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL Frankie if there was a hat that had a place to store kitty treats I might wear it.. I love love love that hate. OMDs mom cackled!
Hugs madi your bfff
PS you wear that hat with such style too

Emma said...

That would be crazy...like me giving up on wabbits...not possible!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Look on da bright side. At least it lasted 87 days. I's not too good at resolutions unless it involves lots of sleeping and lots of eating! ;)

Mark Muller said...

I so agree and the mud would be sad if you wouldn't hear that screaming and begging for a hole. I'm ma fan of your thinking cap... it comes always with a neverending treat right?
Easy Rider

Molly TheWally said...

LOL that has to be the worst resolution ever Frankie apart from giving up squirrel deading. I have to say no worries as we are a form believer that those dumb resolutions are there to be broken anyway. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Digging must be done, we think it is a law.

Oz theTerrier said...

BOL! This is why I do not make resolutions, Furts...they are just too hard to keep. How could dogs like us NOT dig in dirt and chase the burrowing varmints?!?
Oz

Kismet said...

That was no resolution, it was a commitment to digging.

Lovable Lily said...

Don't worry Frankie, we've got tons of those things in the ground here in Florida. Come on over and dig with us! We won't tell a soul. We just sit out there and watch the dirt flying up outta the ground. He's not showed his little head yet, butt we're on top of it IF he does.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

stellaroselong said...

We couldn't get past that cute hat to the story, we just kept staring at it!!! Mom loved it...stella rose

Bocci said...

Resolutions are made to be broken, we say! Especially when it comes to digging and varments:-)

Bocci said...

Oh, love that hat!

Dory and the Mama said...

Wow Frankie...we are proud that you kept it for so long....good job!!

Can't wait hear and see the "special thing" tomorrow!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Anna the GSD said...

Frankie, resolutions are MEANT to be broken! So you just did what you were supposed to do! Congratulations! And I think I know what your hint was about and can't wait to see it!!!

Jans Funny Farm said...

We think we know what your exciting news is. :)

Love that hat. Looks like it keeps your head warm so your brain doesn't freeze. It must help the thinking!

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

I don't think moles or squirrels can be included in resolutions.

Sketching with Dogs said...

Hope you didn't dig up any moles on your hole digging spree!
Dip and Elliot x

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, great FFHT for today! I agree that this was a bad resolution to even try. I mean really, a doxie give up digging and deading?!? Nah. More likely to get my Mom to give up chocolate. BWAR HAR HAR Love your milkbone thinking cap!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Bouncing Bertie said...

Better luck next year Frankie!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We don't even bother with New Year's resolutions for just that reason. So we've never broken one...bwahaahaa!

Mitch and Molly said...

From what we hear, very few stick to their New Year's resolutions, Frankie, so you are not alone! We just love, love, love your hat!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Idaho PugRanch said...

How do you get Ernie to leave your hat alone???
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Frankie .... Get a grip mate ... the THINKING hat ..... did you ever THINK to remove it from your head and EAT the bone??

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Mr Frankie, you tried your best and that's what counts. 87 days of not digging must be some kind of record surely? Mum says next year if you make a resolution it's gotta be something you know you'll never break. Mum makes resolutions like "I'll never eat sardines with custard". And she NEVER breaks that resolution. Mind you, she's never eaten sardines with custard in her life, bwahahahaha. Take care Mr Frankie and we'll pop by tomorrow to see your eggciting news. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

LBJ said...

I just lovvvvs your thinking cap!

Susie and Sidebite said...

Hey your honorness, you need to be using that hat during court, cause NOBODY ignore you then

The Mad Scots

Jeanne Pursell said...

Love your hat! At least it lasted 87 seconds! BOL! We all have to dig! It is in our DNA...of course, some more than others!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Cool hat, Frankie!!! We love to dig, but we always get the No-NO command. But we don't want any stinking moles in our yard either. We had one last year and one was more than enough. Mom even said they did more damage than we do:)

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Poodle At Play said...

Well...sounds like you made a good go of it..I mean...a WHOLE 87 days is a long time!

Whitley Westie said...

Bein nice to varmints are never a good idea.

Ruby said...

Yeah, I'm with Whitley, sayin' your gonna be nice to critters is NEVER a good idea..and the fact that you even tried..most impressive!!!!
Nows..I have found a most FABulous recipe for Ground Mole Stew....☺
It goes great with margaritas, BTW! BOL
Ooooooooo, I just can't wait to hear what you have in store for tomorrows!!!!!! TELL ME..TELL ME...TELL ME!!!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Just checking thingys out... please ignore this comment...!

cupcakepetrillo said...

Did you get something fun from chewy.com? Yay. Can't wait till tomorrow!

Love and licks,
Cupcake