Monday, December 29, 2014

The YapTop.... Keyboard....

You GOTTA SEE this to BELIEVE IT...
     FURST.... do you know the Movie    Donovan's Reef???  the Pawt were they show the SLOT MACHINE that arrived  "BUSTED" and was STILL Busted like 87 years later???    WELL,  Our MOM... used up the  EXCLAMATION POINT and #1 at the top of the Yaptop's Keyboard...  SO MUCH that....SHE BUSTED it....  Yes, SHE did... it is BUSTED...     so you will NEVER see an Exclamation Point in our Comments or Posts EVER again... beclaws that KEY>>> IS>>>
                                                           BUSTED.......   



 BUTT that is Not ALL she has done to OUR Yaptop...   Look at the KEYS...   Some of them have the LETTERS worn Clear OFF....   they are Not BUSTED... (SEE ABOVE)....   BUTT how the Squirrel are we supposed to know what Letter it will make  if it doesn't have that letter ON THE KEY....    we could be sayin  stuffs like...      iall ux wran ab lor zuppfr.       or stuffs like that...
     OMD it is a HORROR...     She has RUBBED them LETTERLESS... with her Heavy Pawed typing.             and of COURSE the    Exclamation point and #1 are STILL BUSTED...

BUTT WAIT.... the IDIOT decided to fix it...   Furst she tried PAINTING the Letters on... with acrylic paint... and that was a BIG a BUSTed as the Exclamation Point and #1 key thingy...
      SO then the NUT CAKE   went to the I'm Crafty store (which she OBVIOUSLY is NOT)  and she bought these STICK ON LETTERS...     fur the KEYS that Have no Letter...  of course the is NO HOPE IN HE$$ of fixing the BUSTED  Exclamation point and #1 Key....   It was USED UP TOTALLY ..... and it is DEADED beyond EVER bringing back...   ^^^^^   We are now TRYING to USE ^^^THESE ^ ^ ^   in PLACE of the TOTALLY and FUREVER DEADED Exclamation Point...
     PITIFUL isn't it????   ^ ^ ^    
 SO..... here is the Keyboard After she stuck the letters on... (all Freakin CROOKED, we might add.^ .. and would put an Exclamation Point in there butt, as you might remember, she BUSTED that thingy...    She Used it to Deadedness, we say    ^ ^ ^ & ^ & ^^&^  
OK... so we were not TOO embarrassed by the result...  BUTT in like 87 minutes... of being under her SWEATY Fingers... that Push too hard to begin with...  

We are RIGHT BACK WHERE this HORROR STARTED...   No E... no T  no  I
No  S ..
no D
 No K
   No L (NOEL... that is NOT a Christmas Pun... it is a Keyboard NightSquirrel)   No C     No N     and of course the STILL BUSTED   Exclamation ^ Point ^ and #1 Key....     Just like the BUSTED  Slot machine from Donovan's Reef...    
   AND do you want to know the WORST of this....    SHE (like the customers in Donovan's Reef,    STILL tries to make the BUSTED  thingy Work...    
   We are going to end  2014 with a Confession..... OUR MOM is   CRAZY.    CRACKED ^^ Totally NUTS ^ ^       Just sayin ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^    
       

31 comments:

Julie said...

My Mum's calculator's like that, no numbers on the keys but she still uses it???? That's just weird isn't it?
So, to help you, here's some of these !!!!!!!!.....can you copy and paste? Just sayin'
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Emma said...

I have to say, your post is quite comforting to me today. My mom usually wears the letters off certain keys within a year or so of getting a laptop, and then the next 1-2 years they all start to disappear. I was embarrassed and thought it only happened to her, now I know other moms have the same problem. Maybe we dogs can start a support group or something?

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
...liquid white paper, tell her... that stuff is like the superglue of the stationery world! (No trubs with my exclamark, you will note... &*>) Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Zoe said...

Bol! Poor F&E yaptop.
Yeah, like P. Leah did. Maybe we can send yu a bunch o' extra exclamation points. When yu use 'em up, jus bark an we'll send more.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Howz that fur a day or 8?

Jeanne Pursell said...

We have that very same problem with our microwave!!! Mama uses that thing so much that it is BROKE! She had ALL those numbers worn right off...it's a wonder she knew how long to cook anything!! So, yeah...we can relate! xo Chloe and LadyBug

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL MOL necessity is the Mother of invention...and at least your Mom tried very hard. LOL Our keyboard is missing the m and n letters on her keyboard. Thus far all the keys still work nothing busted.
Hugs madi and mom your bfff

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

it must be contagious - Mom is having the same problem with the 'S' key on our yaptop - most the time it doesn't work or she has to pound on it like crazy.

Amber DaWeenie said...

OMD...sure it wasn't da squirrels??? Mom would NEVER do dat to ya'll! Oh well....now you NOSE what to get Mom fur Christmas next year. I sees lots of us sent you some !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..butt here be a few 111111111111111111111111111's too just in case.

;)

Oz theTerrier said...

Dear Dogs in Heaven, Furts and Turts, what does your mom do to the keyboard to destroy it so? I am looking at Ma's keyboard and she still has all the letters on it...and her #1 and !!!!! button still works. Now, I do know there was a time (or 2, or 3) where she got so mad she pushed that Enter key too hard and it got stuck in the "down dog" position. She had to get something to help it back up but it never actually broke.
Good luck typing with no letters!
Oz

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

That used to happen to us all the time, busted letters here and there and AHHH! Start the new year off with a gift of a new keyboard and new start ;-)

C.L.W.STEP said...

Never fear, there's an ALT code for that! Just hold down the ALT key and type 33. Got it? ALT 33! And you'll get a perfect exclamation point!!!! For any other problems, take the thing to your nearest techno-kid.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my word!!! What letters are missing? Did you say I.....Think.....Snow......Dorks......Et.......the......Keys
Lily & Edward

Sarge said...

Hey FnE!
Wow, my peeps like that movie too! And, my Mr Dell is nearly missing his N and M too. Sorry those new letters didn't work out, but I'll join your furiends in sending you some extra !!!!!
BOL
BTW: Alt 33 really works if you use the 3 from the number pad.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Kismet said...

It's time to get a cheap USB keyboard and plug it into the USB slot. It works like a champ and if it breaks (that would take a few years) get another.

Mark Muller said...

I have an idea, how you can fix that (yes, I know my ideas are dangerous, but this is harmless, I swear). To make an exclamation point, you have to turn around the yaptop and to type an "i", the turn it back and you have a perfect "!". My mom ruined a white yaptop beast once, she removed the dirty keys and put it in the dishwasher...the result was not what she expected because all keys looked the same at the end. As blank as the the joker of a scrabble game...
Easy Rider

Sketching with Dogs said...

Laptops are so annoying aren't they. Every now and then, a couple of our letters stick and you almost have to jump on them to get them to work.
Dip and Elliot x

speedyrabbit said...

Hehehe you guys are just to funny,time to re invest I think Dudes,xx Speedy

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Tell her not to bother putting the exclamation marks on the SCREEN when she's typing! It doesn't work.

Busted #! and ! She musta been stamping down very hard to emphasize her !!!! BOL!

Idaho PugRanch said...

OMD !!!!! hope you don't have to get a new one cause that is a real pain!
hugs
Mr Bailey & Hazel

The Army of Four said...

We've missed so MUCH! And whose fault is it? I'll give you a hint --- she's a biped and her name rhymes with bomb. Yeah. Need I say more?
WE hope you had a wonderful Christmas and get the keyboard issues straightened out. "No L". Ha roo roo roo!
Yours sincerely,
Mags

Mitch and Molly said...

Our dad's puter is always losing keys because somedoggie who will remain nameless, jumps in dad's lap and HIS long toenails knock the keys off here and there!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch (who me?) and Molly

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ....... Did you read Easy's answer to the problem???? You think your Mom's a problem?? How'd you like to live in THAT household???? I'm with Zoe and the Princess. Cut and paste. You've got plenty to go on with now but if you need more just Yell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruby said...

Yuppers, Chester is right!!! Just hold down the ALT key and type 33! Pawfect!! Nows, that doesn't make ups for your Moms breakin' the keyboard with all her heavy paw typin', butts it's a start! Butts, you should see Ma's keyboard! The M and N keys are gone, and the F and S are sure to follow!!! What is with these peeps??! Lighten up!!!! BOL
What would they do without us, huh??? They would end up typin' love letters to tree rats!!!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Whitley Westie said...

BOL! I busted some keys on one of momma's laptops long ago - luckily it wuz just da x which aren't dat important.

Wyatt said...

Duct tape!! That is all that Yap Top needs. Sarge could fix it!

Wyatt

Dory and the Mama said...

OMD.....Maybe you guys should be in charge of the pooter!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

No L. Noel. Mommy is totally cracking up!

Millie and Walter said...

OMD some of these comments are making us crack up as much as your post. We love everyone sending you extra 1's and ! for you to copy and paste. Let us know if you need some more and we will be happy to help.

Ian Thomson said...

Happy New Year all the best for 2015.

Sheba.

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Sagira said...

Oh no! Sorry to hear that is was busted. One of our keys on our laptop is MIA!