Saturday, September 13, 2014

We got somethingy FUNNY

The other day we got a POST CARD... advertisement in the mail...    they had OUR name and Town on CLOTHES....  
 We thought it was REALLY   FUNNY....  Beclaws....
When Sarge's Mom Calls here... our mom thinks it is FUNNY to answer the phone by saying:
     Price's PRODUCE Palace....   We Plant 'em  You Plate 'em... fur your Palate's Pleasure.  
It ALWAYS causes LORI to Laugh and Laugh...         We do admit that we talk A LOT about our garden... butt Darn it...   We LOVE that thingy.       Ernie and I (Frankie Furter) spend HOURS and HOURS and HOURS in there... working and picking and EATING stuffs.    And then we help to CAN and Freeze stuffs... except those STINKY Onions.... we stay 87 miles away from THOSE thingys.         So our mom actually CALLED these folks... to find out WHERE they got our Name and How they KNEW about this   funny thingy mom says about PRICE's PRODUCE Palace...      The girrrrrl she talked to Didn't know the answer though.     BUTT we DO think the entire thingy is Hi Larry Us....    don't YOU?
     NOW don't furget.... about what is BELOW in Black....   Of course it is TOO LATE to send thingys to OZ fur the poem.   SORRY.            

Dear Friends,
      Our friend Greta was taken from us WAY too Soon...  she was actually just a PUP.           Many of us would like to do something Special for Greta's Grieving Family.
    We came up with     THANKFUL TO HAVE KNOWN GRETA Day
   Which will be   on Pet Memorial Day....   SUNDAY  SEPTEMBER 14th.
          You may put up a Post on YOUR blog that day...  reliving your FAVORITE Memory of our sweet girl.   
   Now Blogville's Resident Poet and Lord of the Limerick... has offered to Write a SPECIAL POEM for Greta...    and as Part of the poem Oz has offered to allow YOU to send a  SHORT SUMMERY of Your Favorite Memory of Greta.      You can go to the IDAHO PUGRANCH to see a few of the MANY things that Greta is Famous for.
     The Memories for OZ to use in his POEM...  have a strict Dead Lion of :
               FRIDAY Sept. 12th...    NO exceptions as it takes TIME to write a good poem and OZ will be doing just that.        You MUST email your SHORT SUMMERY of the Memory to
    oztheterrier(at)yahoo(dot)com....     BEFORE the Dead Lion...  
Please feel FREE to Copy and Paste and POST this Information and OR to copy and paste and EMAIL it to your furends.         We need to get the word out QUICKLY.    Your HELP would be MOST appreciated.  
         Furends of Greta
Note: Any mistakes or misunderstandings are MY fault exclusively. This announcement was put together QUICKLY... and I am not the best Secretary.      F. Furter


Molly The Wally said...

Price's Produce Palace LOL. Good one as we are always in awe of how much you harvest from your garden. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Anonymous said...

Good one. Butt on the other paw it is a little scary that this guys know so much about other people....
I wrote some things for Oz and I wrote my post for tomorrow, but it wasn't easy. I hope I found the words to describe what I feel...

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
As Easy said, it is a tad concerning that there is an element of Big Brother; nothing we do in computerland stays truly isolated.

Then again, why should you NOT be proud of the PRODUCE???? Most of us out here in Greater Blogville are envious.

As to Pet Memorial Day - that seems to be an entirely US concept, but I like it and as it is but one month till the anniversary of my darling ever-red-eh Jade I shall take the opportunity to post. Of course I had not known Greta personally, but as the resident "agonaunty" am sure I can offer something.

Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

so are you going to order some could have your own veggie stand at the end of your drive and sell goodies to peeps passing by.....oh wait - stupid government doesn't allow that any more does it :( Just down the road from us there is a little house that has a huge veggie garden like your - Mom thinks of you every time she passes by

Madi and Mom said...

We love hearing and seeing all about your garden too. is still LOLing at how you answer the phone! How in the world do you wrap your tongue around all those P's? Kinda lie Peter Piper picked.........
We have our Greta post ready to auto post too! Our eyes get a little misty thinking of her!
Madi your BFFF and mom

Bocci said...

That's the power of the Internet for ya!
On a more somber note...we're so sorry to hear about pup Greta.

Oz theTerrier said...

*sound of phone ringing*...Hello? Hello? Is this Price's Produce Palace? Yeah...I need some zucchini for one of my recipes and was wondering if you got your paws on some and could ship it ASAP. BOL

The poem for Greta is finito...done...and hopefully, well written. *paws crossed*

See you two tomorrow!

Zoe said...

Furry Miss Tear E. Us!
But funny!

Emma said...

That is pretty funny about the produce! I didn't know Greta, so I won't be participating, but now I have heard what happened and that is just so very sad.

Poodle At Play said...

That is a funny thing for sure!
I didn't know Greta, so sadly I am not participating in her memory was very very sad to hear what had happened to her, though. Such an awful thing.

C.L.W.STEP said...

(Oh, so that's where you get your gardening know-how! Our humans always try to buy local produce. It's the freshest and the best!) We are fairly new on the bloggies. We wish we had had a chance to get to know Greta. But from all the wonderful things everyone's saying on their doggie blogs, we feel like we have lost a best friend! We're so heartbroken about her untimely passing.

Duncan said...

That's pretty funny! And what a mouthful your mama says when she answers the phone ... does she mess it up sometimes???

We are ready for tomorrow!

The Army of Four said...

Hey you guys! We hope we haven't missed too much fun! Our mom has been swamped (and still is, to some extent), trying to take care of some personal things. Anyway... we wanted to swing by and say "hello"!!!!
YES, that sign at the Dolphin fast food place said Frankie! Isn't that cool? It was for the guy ordering right after us. I thought it might be you and Ernie at first, but I sure didn't see you two. Now ... if you DID order a dolphin and didn't get one and someone else ran off with it, let me know and I'll take care of it - OK? I'm sure I could mail you a dolphin.

Mitch and Molly said...

Price's Produce Palace. That is funny! We did not know Greta but we will be reading all of the wonderful memories that Blogville posts.

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Jans Funny Farm said...

That is a funny story. Gotta watch what you say. Never know when it will arrive at your door. :)

We didn't know Greta but we are sad for her family. :(

Murphy said...

That is very funny!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley
Check out: "On the Road To The Great Debate" starting Monday!

Sarge said...

Hey FnE!
Wow, that's such a coinkydink! BOL Oh, my peeps definitely get a chuckle out of Price's Produce Palace and they certainly love the produce. So, did you order a bunch of the clothes?!?
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Is someone tapping your phone? Teehee

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Bwahaahaa! We think you should by your pawrents matching shirts...

Ruby said...

BOL!! I can totally hear your Moms answerin' the phone like that!!
Nows, I wanna know, how do I order from Price's Produce Palace?? BOL!!
I thinks you need to order a ton of tshirts for your pack and wear them at Thanksgivin' Dinner!!
That is totally Hill-Aireious!
Ma hopes she is able to gets her postie for tomorrow done in time...all this cleanin' has wiped her out!! Who knew the house was so dirty??? ☺
Ruby ♥

animal lover, quilt lover said...

WE didn't get to know Greta but we are so sad she has left us!! Sad for her people too!!

Daisy said...

Ring...ring...I would like some veggies please. Any kind. Just no onions - I spit those back out. I know you two have the best produce in all of Blogville!

Bev Green said...

BWAHAAAHHA boy guys..i had the same thing but with cards and stickers...with all my details??? just send blah blah blah...but I do love good fresh maybe word has spread ;) soon I will get my beds made as a I have soooo missed having a veggie garden...big challenge here :) we did not know Greta either but did send our love and will also be reading everyones tributes....hugs and loves Fozziemum...I will take a kilo of onions..thanks :0 xxx

Anonymous said...

Cool personalized clothes, but why no doggie t-shirts?

Love and licks,