Friday, August 29, 2014

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails..... day....

the thingy that MUST be in the Tale/Tail is...    I can't believe I ate....


I can't Believe I did that...
      By Frankie Furter...

This is my ANGEL furend Charcoal....  he always left some super poops fur ME.    I STILL miss him.


   Once a Pond a Time I (Frankie Furter) found a BUNCH of BUNNY POOPS in my yard.   I Love that stuffs.   
   So I got sort of CRAZED when I found all those poops and I just started SCARFING them DOWN...   Pile after pile...    and guess what happened....??????     
    I got WORMS.   YES, my mom found that Dead WORMS had come Outta My... Poop Shooter...   So I had to go to my Dogtor... and CONFESS what I had done.      It was VERY MUCH EMBARRASSING.   
     THAT is when I learned about being a GLUTTON...    it is OKAY to eat a LITTLE of STUFFS...  butt you can't get CRAZED about it..   
    I STILL can't believe that I ATE... TOO MUCH  Rabbit Poops.
THE END

I can't believe I ate.....
   By Ernest vonSchnitzel

       When I was a Puppy....   Mom gave us a big bowl of Wally Melon... that we were supposed to SHARE...   Butt even when Frankie TOLD mom that I was NOT sharing....  I just kept SNARFin' up those delightful thingys...      F: MOM... are you watchin... Ernie is eating ALL the Wally Melon...    ALL of it...    you better do somethingy.

 BUTT I (ERNIE) just kept packin it in.    I Love Wally Melon...   BUTT...   there WAS a LOT in that bowl...  and I can't Believe that I ATE it ALL....    and did NOT share with Frankie.

       Note to SELF:   1.   SHARING is GOOD...        2.  Too much Wally Melon will make your pee and poop shooters go WILD.    
The End...

37 comments:

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Hehehe. Great Tails mates although Mr Frankie, mum says she would probably have to give you a mint for your breath after eating rabbit poops! Thanks for the laughs to start our weekend. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Love it!! Poops are tasty but Mommy says very gross. Mona loves poops bit I'm with Ernie, I'd rather have wally melon.

Happy Friday......♥Prissy

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL Frankie thank goodness you didn't start hopping like a bunny....so do tell does bunny poop taste like grass or chicken.

when mom was a little girl her gma made her drink a glass of soda water after she ate watermelon...no clue why but to this day she won't eat watermelon.
Hugs madi your bfff

Zoe said...

Uh, yeah, I could kinda see where this story wuz *goin*!

Have a super duper day doods!

Molly The Wally said...

OMD bunny poops and too much Wally Melon. You crack us up Frankie. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Amber DaWeenie said...

Better to poop wally melon den to poop worms! Just don't eat da seeds cause you might plant dem in your tummy. In dat case, better to poop worms den a full-grown wally melon. Just sayin'

Team Beaglebratz said...

We Beaglebratz don't git much bunny poopz in our domain. An'we NEVER eat tue much Wally Melon or much of anything else cuz our mom iz STINGY! If she givez us Wally Melon then she uzually handz it tue us - each of us - or addz it tue our bowl so she can make shure SHE gitz sum Wally Melon tue.
Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta

Freya Rose Blossom said...

Luv's, luv's that story. We don't have buns in our garden so I can't catch the same thing you have. Rabbit poo i tiss.
Luv's Cat Flap Cavalier X

Sarge said...

Hey FnE!
Wow, these are great FFHT stories! OMD you guys are funny. Gee, if you both ate both of those thingies the poops could fertilize the mellon and well...that would be bad. Very very bad. YIKES! BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

easyweimaraner said...

Frankie I made the same bad experience. With sheep bonbons... fortunately two pills later I had no longer "spaghetti" in my poop.
I hope the "poop-storm" is over, Ernie. I'm glad your mom cut that wally melons in pieces before you ate it. Imagine it had to came out in ONE piece...

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
OMD Frankie I do hope there has been no 'repeat' performance (brrwwaaryyaaahhhhh ...aunty thinks she's so funny...)

Ernie, you are a dog after the style of ever-red-eh Jade Dog; she just LOVED the watermelon and in the summer when it was frozen she would go wild - I said W I L D - for it...

Great tales, lads. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

the tale is - all good things in moderation :)

Julie said...

Rabbit poos, I shall have to remember that when I'm walkies at the Tip
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

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stellaroselong said...

Oh we did not know about eating rabbit poop we will haf to be on the lookout for that stuff, but we sure know about watermelon!!! enjoyed the story.
stella rose

Sam said...

Ha, ha, ha .... another round of Wally Melon?

Emma said...

You have learned some valuable lessons there! I love wabbit poo too. When the snow melts there is always a ton of it to be found that has been wonderfully preserved through freezing for the winter, but thankfully, I have never gotten worms from it.

speedyrabbit said...

hehehe that was too funny,see a little in moderation is good but excess is bad!xx Speedy

animal lover, quilt lover said...

HA HA HA HA funny so funny!!! Sorry Frankie and Ernie but you write really funny stuff!!
Thank you for the good laugh today!!!!!!!!!!

Chef Sasha said...

Wow there are a lot of lessons to be learned here today. I do tend to eat quite a bit of wallymelon, but not as much as Ernie I think. I have never had rabbit poops, but if I find some, I will control myself.

Thanks you guys.

Loveys Sasha

Bouncing Bertie said...

Gosh I am getting all sorts of interesting ideas today for yummy new snacks to try.
Bring on the rabbit poops Gail!

Ruby said...

OMD!!! I had a dream abouts your bunnie poops!!! I had a dream that I fertilized Ma's plant with your special bunny poops and it magically grew some Milkbones!!! Nows, since I've never tasted the bunny poops, I can't comment on the edibility of em' butts if you like them....☺
I can say fursure that I LOVES the wallymelon!!! Though, Ma doesn't give me enough to make my 'shooters' go wild!
Great stories guys!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Miley's Daily Scoop said...

BOL!! You guys crack us up!

Sagira said...

We like to eat the bunny poops to! BOL

Idaho PugRanch said...

Mom was happy that our little bunny that stayed with us for a while in the spring mostly pooped where we could not get to it. But when Mom and Dad pulled out the front steps to paint - holy crap! No wonder the bunny moved on - there was no place left to poop!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Poodle At Play said...

Poops ARE very tasty...we have lots of those from the deer around here. I just don't understand why Momma doesn't agree though and keeps calling me off just when I find a nice pile...

That wally-melon stuff? I've never had it myself....but if it's THAT good I'm going to have to try it soon!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Awwww, Charcoal and Charcoal. We remember them. BUTT what can we say about the poops.

Roxy says she wouldn't have shared either.

C.L.W.STEP said...

We haven't had any bunny poops since Mom piled rocks up by the gap in the fence where they were getting in. Too bad. Bunnies are great fun to chase!

Murphy said...

Oh Frankie, did you have to go to rehab for rabbit poop eaters? BOL! And Ernie we can understand since we just had our first ever wally melon a few days ago. BUTT mom was careful cuz she didn't want our poopers to go crazy. Great job & thanks for pawticipating!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley
Mayorz For All Paws
"Use Your Noodle & Vote For a Doodle!"

Mitch and Molly said...

We've only ever had a few bunny poops before. We've never found piles of them before. DARN!
And we've NEVER had a whole bowl of watermelon to share or not share. You are a lucky boy, Ernie!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We have all that rabbit poop here too, and Mom hates it when we get the dumb worms. Rabbits, moles, squirrels???? What's a pup to do!!!

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Millie and Walter said...

Bunny poops and wally melon. What a great combination.

Whitley Westie said...

I'll take da watermelon, ya can keep da poop!

M. K. Clinton said...

Wabbit poop and Wally-melon! Woo Hoo! You guys know how to throw a party! In all things, moderation. ☺

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

I too would love bunny poop - but mum does not let me eat em' - she is a pawty pooper for sure!! As for wally melon .... I've tried it and it is one of the only things I won't eat!! Mum looked shocked .... maybe it is an acquired taste???

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Dory and the Mama said...

Oh my goodness...We have noted to never eat too much bunny poops and wally melon!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Eating too much of anything is not good. What if you guys did a rabbit poop melon dish? That may be the perfect combo!