Repeat of the Birfday Repeat... hehehe

TODAY I am going to show you the PRESSIES that I got fur my 8th. Birfday...   From   Bella and Roxy and Dui and from my Wives...      

BUTT FURST.....    TODAY is HUG a CAT DAY....       
     We have LOTS of Kitty Furends and we are sending them ALL   a  grrreat big   HUG.
    However we gotta tell you all somethingy...   We were furends with MADI  fur like 87 months... before we even KNEW that She WAS a Cat.      So she gets an Extra HUG.. fur pullin the furs over our eyes fur so long.     JUST SAYIN.   

Shall we begin with what Came From DOWN UNDER???

OMD there were THREE different bags of Treats in there....All of them are FROMM.. and they make GOOD stuffs.   Here are the three Flavors:    Chicken with Carrots and Peas,   Lamb and Cranberry..(you know how the Aussies love their Lamb?  Well, SO do I),   and Parmesan Cheese Recipe .       OH the Decisions... WHICH will I Open FURST... ?  
 THANK You Bella and Roxy and Dui.  YOU are the BESTEST Furends.  
  I Know that I am gonna Love EACH flavor...  ONCE I can decide which to try FURST.

NEXT I want to show you what my WIVES  Ruby and Penny sent to me.

THEY spoil ME ROTTEN....... SERIOUSLY, they DO.    I am such a lucky guy to have Met and Married the mostest BEAUTIFUL Wimmen in Blogville.     JUST SAYIN........... !!!!  

I nearly fell on my face when I pulled all of THESE Gems outta the package.    LOOK what they Did.     F O U R   toys...      FOUR (4)...     OMD...   there is a Skineeeez  LION.. with a Blue Tummy... beclaws the know I love Blue...   and a PLUBBER Ducky...  It is Really a CANADA GOOSE... beclaws my Wives are Canadian, you know.   AND a SNAKE...  Love that guy..  PLUS a skineeeez  SKUNK...     I think they are yankin my walkin string with that one a bit...  beclaws they keep tellin me to to Eat stuffs like Broccoli and Cabbage from the garden... if you get my "DRIFT/Whiff"....       ERNIE started his stuffs RIGHT AWAY... screaming about how he wanted to help me FOLD my new toys.  BUTT I told him to just go on outside.        BUTT WAIT.......             WAIT there's MORE...

 My Wives are the Bestest Ever Cookers.    and they always make MY FAVORITE well, it is their's too stuffs...    SWEET POTATOES  Wrapped in DUCK Jerky.    OMD Guyz.. these are just to Die Fur.    

 I had to lay down... and just DREAM a bit about my After Supper TREAT TIME.    I could hardly STAND the WAIT.       The clock seemed to quit working...          I thought I had it ALL...   FOUR TOYS and some Delicious Snacks....    then I looked in the bag Again and   Went....   WAIT....  THERE's MORE..............     WAIT THERE'S MORE, I say...

 There was a Small Bag in there.... All Sealed up TIGHT...      It had somethingy in there that I thought I recognized...   It looked like it might be one of their  BEES... from their HIDE a BEE thingy that I sent to them...     THEN I had a SCARY THOUGHT..... OMD they are sending their gift BACK... they didn't like it...     I was SOOOO sad...    BUTT WAIT.....  WAIT .... I was WRONG...   SORT OF...

 I opened the BAG and out came one of their BEES.... butt somethingy ELSE came out TOO.  
         O M D        OMD     OMD....    They didn't hate it... they had Rolled on it,  and Played with it,  and SLEPT with it... and had put their scent all over it... Just so I could Sniff it any time I wanted.          OMD OMD     I have the BESTEST of WIVES EVER.

 OMD   I need to put it BACK in the Bag and SEAL it up QUICKLY.... before Ernie DARES to get near it  their Scent gets AWAY.    THANK you my DARLING DACHSHUND BRIDES.   You are SOOOOO thoughful.    

I'm Telling you folks......      I am the LUCKIEST Dachshund in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

WHAT A MAJOR MAJOR Birfday I did have.