Monday, June 9, 2014

A Tale of WOE.... Re our PRIZE Pressie...

TOMORROW.... TUES.    is the     AUCTION over at Mollie's Blog...    Be sure to hop over and take a look at the super items so that you are READY to start BIDDING.

You all know  our furend      OZ     don't you?     If not Click his Name to meet him.
    So OZ   had this contest recently... we had to write a LIMERICK...    WE are NOT good at Limericks...     PUNS...YES         Alliteration YES....    Limericks... NOT SO MUCH.    There are JUST too many RULES with Limericks.....    EXACTLY 5 Lines...  with a pawfect  a a b b a  rhyme scheme...    THAT is just OVER the TOP fur a couple of Dachshund Guyz to deal with.

BUTT we are TEAM PLAYERS...  we wanted to get in on the FUN.    We did our Best... butt OZ... was not truly Impressed.    He said we only wrote  a half A$$ed   HALF of a Limerick...  butt HE is an ORNERY  Jokester a team player, and he said he was going to give us a BOOBY PRIZE.
    Knowing OZ as we do... we had visions of somethingy like what our good FUREND GOOSE sent to us....         Which he SWEARS did not come from that Victor Victoria's Secret Place...
    BUTT we were WRONG...  THAT is NOT what OZ sent us at all.       Just Sayin...........

THIS is just Pawt #1 of our Booby Prize story.... beclaws you will NOT be able to believe our WORDS about what OZ did send us.         SO come back TOMORROW fur the Awful PROOF.

Now....     we burned out about    87,000,000,000   brain cells  doing this...  butt here goes...

          A LIMERICK 

We have a furend named OZ.
He had a contest we couldn't do correctly beclaws
It was too difficult fur US.
It mad us Whimper and CUSS.
Writing limericks has TOO many LAWS.

OURS was only HALF done.
Butt we wanted to get in on the fun.
So, Oz KINDLY awarded us the BOOBY PRIZE.
We were EXCITED when the package arrived, butt couldn't BELIEVE our EYES,
Beclaws OZ had already EATEN over HALF of the PRIZE we had won.    

Remember that this is just Pawt #1.
    So come back tomorrow fur the UNFINISHED sympathy  SYMPHONY ...   AKA....

Proof of
Pinching and
Punishable by




My Mind's Eye said...

MO MOL MOL MOL DOXIES...please post a picture in your tighty whiteys and your Victor Victoria over the shoulder bolder holders.

We can hardly wait to see what your boooooby prize was. Mom and I tried the limerick once only to discover we had no clue how to do it but BRAVO for you attempt!!!
Hugs madi your bfff

Cowspotdog said...

Maybe you have to have a touch of irish in your to write a limmerick....good try there boys

Sheltie Times said...

I think it was a might attempt. We are impressed with the effort.

Scooter said...

Hey FnE!
Wow, I love Oz and his limericks! They are always BOL funny. Can't wait to see your half a$$ed booby prize. BWAR HAR HAR Nice job on this limerick!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Unknown said...

BOL! BOL! Now, was that SO HARD? If you had written a limerick like like I wouldn't have had to send you a Booby Prize! But something tells two would WANT to win the Booby Prize. Just sayin...
I cannot wait to see photos of your reaction to your wonderful prize I sent you. :-O

Two French Bulldogs said...

Awesome!! We bet your half assed one was good too, BOL
Lily & Edward

Unknown said...

BOL BOL a booby prize. We too are impressed with the effort today guys. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Anonymous said...

I remember that limerick, hahaha. But I loved it! I had no clue that limericks are swedish and have something to do with ABBA. Maybe that's the reason why my limerick turned into a Waterloo?

FANCY the Red Standard Poodle said...

Hi Y'all!

BOL! Am I safe in assuming that is your booby prize in the photo? BOL!!!

I can't write poetry or limericks. What do you expected from a retriever?

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

stellaroselong said...

We are blushing.
Angus McConnell Long

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

OMD...We are with Madi...we wanna see you in the tighty whities and Victor Victoria thingies!!

Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Sketching with Dogs said...

Haha, that limerick is hilarious!
Dip and Elliot x

Jans Funny Farm said...

He sent you guys each your own bra with your name on it?

Idaho PugRanch said...

Bwwaa haaa love it! Can't wait to see what the booby prize was
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Well, you DO have the alliteration thingy down pat.

Can't wait for for the Booby Prize...

XXXOOO Bella Roxy & Dui

WFT Nobby said...

Frankie and Ernie, I think we should all congratulate Oz on his determination to maintain only the highest standards of versifying in Blogville. Don't you?
Toodle pip!

Furry Bottoms said...

No way!!! Oz did not do that?? JEEZ!!!!!

The Army of Four said...

Ha roo roo roo!!! Oh, that's FUNNY!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

Duke said...

We thought your limerick was pretty good. It's better than what we could have done!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Murphy said...

We think that was a great limerick! Have to see what that booby prize is!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Millie and Walter said...

See you can write a limerick. Actually you wrote two of them! We can't wait to see your booby prize.

Backcountry Brodie said...

Pawsonally, I think your limberick is pawtacular. So the booby prize, it be USED?!?!?!?! I be back tomorrow, k?

Kinley Westie said...

So it were a used prize? BOL BOL!

Ruby said...

BOL!!! OMD, you guys are soooo funny!! I thinks you limerick is FABulous! I don't do well with rules either, so there's that.
I once gots a booby prize from was most FABulous too! (thou, Ma was a little disappointed...she was expectin' ACTUAL booby's!!!! hehehe)
Can't wait for the big reveal!
Ruby ♥

JoAnn Stancer said...

oh I can't wait. I have been so behind on your blog so sorry. I love the new look and I am SOOOOOOOO glad I can now get a email when you post. Thank you! I think your limerick is great!

Mollie said...

OMD I can't wait till tomorrow and those Bra's are just wicked.. I want one wiff my name on xxoxxxx

Mollie and Alfie

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey are you blokes going to wear those?????? Too funny!!!

marley said...

YIkes….dat Oz be a hard task master Frankie my pal…but he be genruss soul too I fink

Unknown said...

BOL!! OMD Mollie is going to want those bras!
Wally & Sammy