Saturday, May 17, 2014

Sarge's DATE DAY... UP..DATE

WE are starting to gather our stuffs...  fur Date Day...    We don't necessarily know WHY... butt we have learned that WIMMEN ... like their guyz... CLEAN and Spiffy... when they pick them up fur a Date...
Let's Check(√) to be SURE we have all the Groomering thingys ready.

Teefs Brushes and Teefs Paste:    √

 BUZZARD  Clippers:  √
 OLD SCHOOL Nail NABBERS:  √     BUTT we are NOT gonna use this one...
 Fine furs and Long comb:  √
 Two Sided Groomering Brush:  √
 Optional Brush:  √
 Slicker Brush:  √
 Combs fur Tails:  
 OUR NEW DREMMEL TOOL...  which we LOVE... No more Pulling and Pinching our nails...  
 Glass Nails File... fur Smoothing anythingy the Dremel Misses...:  √
 Scissors fur trimming Close to nails:  
 LOVE that thingy...     It was HERE when I (Frankie Furter) was gotted, so we think the Short Hairs must have used it too...   OLD AS THE HILLS and STILL doing a FABBO Job.    
OKAY.... we have our stuffs lined up fur our dates with Roxy and   Ruby and Penny.  
    ARE YOU gonna get all Spiffied up fur MONDAY 19th.?  
PeeS..... MOM says that our Furminator is about 10 Years Old...  


Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ... My dates going to be a disaster. I got none of that stuff. What the heck is a furminator? Hey Whitley and Finley. Have I gotta go get all this stuff?

Zoe said...

Yikes, that's a lot o' groomin/torturein junk fur yu guys. Ugh, I hope I don't haveta get g/t fur the durn date, Charlie.

*flutter, flutter*

Molly The Wally said...

You are both going to look spiffing. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

You guys are gonna be looking hot!

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

with all those grooming tools you are going to be so busy primping and preening you might miss the date !

Anonymous said...

I live in France so I think I'm with Louis XIV, a bottle of perfume, that's all. Is that claw-thingy by dremmel good for your nails? Do you think it would work for me to? Mom said it's better than to clip the nails. Have a great saturday!

Jazzi said...

That's a lot of stuffs. I just spent the day at the groomer.

Ranger said...

Dang…. dat is way to much work. I may let Mom brush me. Dat's it. Mollie loves me as I am.

Ruby said...

Holy Fur Balls!!!! I'm not gettin' NEAR any of that stuffs after the horrid ear mangling incident!!!
Oh, and that dremmel thingie freaks me out!!
I hopes Murphy is gonna like my curly furs!!
I knows you guys are gonna look just FABulous for your wimmen!
Ruby ♥

Dory and the Mama said... must REALLY love your girls to get all spiffied up like there also water torture in your future???

Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Madi and Mom said...

Oh F&E you two have your ducks in a row literally. YES indeed we girls want our fellas spit cleaned and polished for dates. AND their ride better be clean know no beer bottles or potato chip wrappers on the floor. I'm getting my beauty sleep this weekend so that my eyes are bright. Every so often I do a little grooming.
Hugs madi your bfff

Murphy said...

Oh yes, we get bubble baths today (cuz we have church tomorrow too). We got our tuxes cleaned too.

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Idaho PugRanch said...

You are gonna look so handsome!
We like the dremel thingy too, much easier than the clippers. I heard mom tell dad we need our nails done this weekend.
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

The Army of Four said...

We like the Dremmel, too. Our breeder used it on us all the time, so we're used to it.
Happy Armed Forces Day to your dad!!!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

scotsmad said...

Luckily I, Roxy don't need ALL that stuff BUTT Bella is lookin' a bit nervous the torture table is all set up.....just sayin'.

XXXOOO Bella & Roxy

Jans Funny Farm said...

you guys are sure going all out for your dates.

Thanks for the poetry you left on our blog today. :)

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...
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Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

I,BRD,am very glad I will NOT be going to the date day...BEcause I HATE to get spiffed up. Yup, I am a beautiful girl Airedale, but it's all natural and no brushing or grooming is needed. (I put up a fuss whenever the peeps give me my bi-weekly brushing or when I have to go to the groomer!) So there.

ps-If someone would ask me to be his date though, I'd TOTAlly get gussied up! bol.

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

I'm hoping my wife Sally Ann will be my special date for this date day on Monday. Fingers crossed.

Whitley Westie said...

Hey Charlie - don't worry bout dat stuff. Me and Finley hate dat groomin junk - we likes da all-natural look!

Mitch and Molly said...

You guys are going to be all spiffed up for your dates!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, you guys have lots of groomering equipment! Yikes, looks like my Dad's tool collection. BOL OMD you two will look soooo fabulous for your dates.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Furiend

marley said...

Yoo will be lukkin spiffy Frankie my pal….dat be a good fing