Wednesday, April 2, 2014

VACULA.... #1



Last Week... I RE-Told you my GOOSE EGG story...   NOW I am going to share my story about VACULA....    I (Frankie Furter) wrote it WAY BACK... like 87 years ago...  

HERE are some Pictures of the VACULA that Lives in MY house...    You can see that he is...
 A   TWO TONGUED DEVIL...
Here comes  Chapter # ONE...

Vacula the Vicious
by Frankie Furter Price
Chapter 1.
It was a bright and sunny day. Everything was going along just the way I like them to. I got to be the last one out of bed. I made my morning yard inspection and did my potty things. I helped mom and dad eat their breakfast. I had hardly gotten the 'cliner chair warm when everything began to go to cat crap.
It started when mom turned on the dish licker thing. Have you ever heard one of those? It is horrible. No dachshund ever makes noise like that when they lick dishes clean. I have never understood why mom insists that this dish licker thing does a better job that I could do. Well, of course I would not be able to do the sharp things like knives and stuff, but I would do a grrrreat job on plates and bowls and stuff. So anyway now there is all this awful scary noise happening and I couldn't even get a good morning nap. My nerves were all on edge. It wasn't even time for me to start worrying about where my lunch was. I felt an urge to gather my toys and snacks into the living room where I could watch over them. I jumped out of the 'cliner and got very much busy.
I could already smell the stuff that mom sprays on things. She has tried to tell me that it keeps Vacula away. I know better. I am sure that a fake label has been put over the real one. One that says the bottles are really full of VAC ATTRACT. My day was about to become a
CATastrophy.


Stay ♫ TOONED ♫    (that is a Frankie Funny fur you)   fur CHAPTER 2. ... tomorrow

23 comments:

Madi and Mom said...

OMDs may I apply for the job as your road manager when you start your book tour!! Well as long as you don't take the Vacula on the road too. I seek high ground when ours comes out. Bravo what a great story.
Hugs madi your bfff

Molly The Wally said...

We are on the edge of our basket. Yikes what happens next? Does Vacula get your toys or God forbid Ernie. Chewing my blankie in anticipation as I type. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Amber DaWeenie said...

Me be sittin' on da edge of me seaty!

:)

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

hope you don't make us wait too long for the rest of the sotry!

Two French Bulldogs said...

BOL oh Frqnkie we are going to have to agree. Our Vac-ula has teeth marks on it
Lily & Edward

Casey said...

Eeeeek! I can tell what's coming. I'm skeered already!

stellaroselong said...

Oh Frankie we don't know what to say, EXCEPT we have a big vacula and a baby vacula at ours house so wesa never knows which one is gonna wake up and get us......we hope your story has a good ending..like a broken belt...bahhahahha
stella rose

marley said...

Vacula…he sucks Frankie my pal...

easyweimaraner said...

hahahaha, Bra-vo for your bra-picture! The story about Vacula sounds scary, I better wear a garlic-necklace tomorrow! We have such a dish licker thingy too. The worst is, that it gets a treat first and then it gets all the fabulous things what stick on the plates. It's a rotten spoiled thingy!

The Army of Four said...

I like to help load the dishes into the dish licker! It's great fun and REALLY helpful!
We have that brand of Vacula, too. In fact, we just got another one by them -- and it's bagless! Cammie really likes it, so Mom said this one's hers.
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

Team Beaglebratz said...

Watch out that the noizy dish licker thing an'the vacula don't join forcez an'CHASE all of u guyz out an'then vacula will eat ALL your toyz an'snackz. We Beaglebratz r furry much glad that we hardly ever c the vacula an'our mom don't uze the dish licker. She just putz all the dishez in a big bowl then pourz water all over'em an'putz this gooey stuff on'em. Don't know y she don't just let us lick'em clean - she woodn't haf tue due'em.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Lol on the "Dish Licker thing"

The Florida Furkids said...

Oh my.....that Vacula guy is furry skeery!!

The Florida Furkids

Ranger said...

OMD…. I am on the edge of da couch waiting for da rest of the story.

I agree wiff you…. I could replace da dog licking machine and be quieter doing it too.

Can't wait for part 2.
See ya tomorrow.
Wags,
Ranger

Ruby said...

Holy COWS!!!! What happens next???What happens next???? This is pure torture I tell ya!!!
I thinks I need a margarita....
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Oz theTerrier said...

OMD BOL! This story sounds like it is going to be Pawesome! I love a good story about evil creatures...like Vacula. I cannot wait to hear more!
*high paws & appaws*
Oz

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

Can't wait for the rest of the story! I run and hide under my covers whenever it comes out.

Sketching with Dogs said...

Oh my Dog, that Vacula needs to be banquished! Hope he is thwarted in the next episode.
Dip and Elliot x

Linda said...

OMD I hope your vacula doesn't eat blankets or beds. Sometimes mom leaves ours in the closet too long. When he comes outta there he is really mad.
I Tell ya he has extra parts too.



xo Cinnamon

Mitch and Molly said...

Your Vacula looks 87 times scarier than ours does, Frankie!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, your Vacula is a horrid looking thing! I've seen your dish-licking skills in action and no other cleaning is really needed. Mamaw should just put them right back in the cupboard. BOL Can't wait for the rest of the story!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

OMD...what a cliff hanger!! When will chapter 2 be available!?
Wally & Sammy

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

We have one of those dish lickers too... I get in trouble if I try to lick any plates left within reach... pft...