Sunday, March 30, 2014

Digger Guyz Pawt Two...

Now you all KNOW that we are DACHSHUNDS, RIGHT?     And Dachshunds are MAJOR DIGGERS.. butt we are here to tell you that this was a pawject... WAY BEYOND what WE could handle...   not even an ENTIRE FLEET of Dachshunds could have dug up all the stuffs we showed you YESTERDAY...  and wait until you see THIS...

Our garage had this WEIRD hunk of Concrete in front of it... when mom and dad bought this place..   and the slant of the concrete was ALL WRONG...   when we have REALLY hard rains...  it causes the water to come UNDER the garage doors...  instead of going away from them...       it doesn't happen very often...   BUTT once it DID cause a Flood and we had to buy all new carpet fur the DEN and the Bedroom and Bathroom that are on that level of the house...    
   OK... so while Digger guyz were here with digger thingy... and the dumpering truck...  WE told Dad to have that concrete taken up and hauled away...
    BUTT FURST we had to make sure they were going to do it all The RIGHT (OUR) way...
  ERNIE.... get your butt over hear and HELP ME get this all measured and stuffs... quit playin around we gots WORK to do...
 OKAY.... on the RIGHT is Jennifer Jeep's door... and the 4-wheeler lives on the Left..    do you see the measuring thingy on the left door..   ???  
 I (Frankie Furter) had to use all this stuffs so I could get everythingy all lined up so it will be Less than Level... sloped away from the doors...   It was hard work to get it all RIGHT...
 ERNIE just kept PHARRRTING around and not helping me like he was supposed to ...
 THIS picture is taken from on OUR FRONT PORCH... looking DOWN on the work that I Frankie Furter had lined up...with NO help from ERNIE had all arranged fur.     Look at the JAWS on that digger thingy...     It just grabbed up that STUPID Wrong slanted CONCRETE...   
 THIS picture is from the Sun Porch side of our house...  you can see our woodshed... and the HILL SIDE where dad pointed to Yesterday... it is a LONG way from our hill...   dad has to ride OUR 4-wheeler over there when he hunts.        PEE S... see the window???  that is one of the windows in our TOY ROOM...  
 Now we are back on the Front porch... and here goes the BIG chunk of Concrete...
 Digger thingy pushed around a BUNCH of the gravel that is out there... to make the Slant better...
 LOOK at THAT... Digger thingy broke one chunk of concrete in half...  

 THEN he diggered out a BUNCH of Dirt and stuffs... and started to make the Slant RIGHT... just like I (Frankie Furter) with no help from blubber butt Ernie told them to do.  
 That digger guy brought the dumper truck up to the top of our hill and got it READY to put the Stupid Concrete in...    SEE the big piece that Digger Thingys has in its Jaws???     NOW you can really tell that THIS WAS a pawject that was TOO big even fur TWO Dachshunds.  
 UP UP IN THE AIR goes Concrete...
 And INTO the TRUCK...
WE are SOOOOOOOO happy to have all this very much Hard and Heavy work DONE... Jennifer Jeep really likes it all too.       Just Sayin.  

23 comments:

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

those diggy guys were brilliant and even better they tamed a wild CAT to do it. BUT we know they couldn't of done it right without your superior dogervising

Ian Thomson said...

Excellent supervising skills there guys to make sure the job's done right.

Sheba.

Molly The Wally said...

We think you all enjoy a good break including jennifer Jeep except for Ernie who just parted around LOL. Nice work folks.
We hope you have a serene Sunday and go get yourself some big easy today.
Best wishes Molly

Lovable Lily said...

Good thing you 2 called in for extra diggin' help! That's one BIG job fur sure. Jennifer Jeep is gonna love it once the project is all done. Great job Frankie & Ernie.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, good thing you were there to snoopervise all of this! Especially to work with that ginormous CAT. BOL I bet Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs and Jennifer are all so very happy now. Did they all walk/drive around on it and do a happy dance when they were done? I bet they did. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

JoAnn Stancer said...

You guys are great helpers, hope this solves the problem

Lou Belcher said...

Did you guys get to ride in the scoop of that digger thing.....? Wow... good supervision guys.

hugs, Bugsy and Knuckles

Madi and Mom said...

Frankie you deserve a certificate for official professional digger...you worked Harder than a Doxie should....BUTT tell Ernie he will have to repeat the class
Hugs madi your bfff

Millie and Walter said...

There isn't much more that boys like than playing with big toys. You sure had fun with that big cat.

Marley said...

Wpow! Great job diggin' and supervising!

Ruby said...

BRAVO!!! Nice work Frankie!! I hopes you got some top pay outta all your hard works...maybe a couple of antlers and some beers??? I thinks that would be the LEAST they could do to reward you for all your fine hard works!
Glads there will be no more floods in your estate...you can't have your toy room floodin'!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

scotsmad said...

We bet Jennifer is happy, now she can have dry feet...we mean wheels when she's home.

That was a HUGE job. You're right it was too BIG for two dackles--even 87 bazillion. We're sure your pawrents are happy now, they don't have to look at that STUPID concrete every day and think 'we must do something about that'.

XXXOOO Bella & Roxy

Grrrr Frankie, it's me, ERNIE's steady girlfriend. STOP calling him names! I will get you back.

The Army of Four said...

That's an awful lot of digging! I wonder if anyone is going to get in trouble for it?
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie and ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow luk at that thing dig!!! i wunder if dada wil let me rent wun of those to go gofer hunting in the bakyard!!! ok bye

Mitch and Molly said...

What a huge piece of concrete! We're glad that you guys were safe and supervising from inside the house!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

rumpydog.com said...

Now I can't believe that the job was too big for you guys. But I guess it keeps the claws clean, huh?

Chef Sasha said...

Frankie you did a great job, sometimes Ernie is kind of a squirrel brain but he is young. I bet when they designed that digger thing they had Dachsies in mind. Just say in.

Love Sasha

Dory and the Mama said...

Frankie, you and Ernie could be construction Snooperindendents for sure!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Whitley Westie said...

I woulda been barkin at dose dudes all day long!

Mollie said...

Frankie you are a super supervisor, love the way Ernie just Phaaaaarrrtts around Bawahwhahhwahha xxoxxxx

Mollie and Alfie

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

I bet the worker men appreciate you boys keeping an eye on things!

marley said...

Iz a releef to kno you dussnt ave to do all de evvy liftin Frankie my pal…is wekr for a finkin dog like yoo

Two French Bulldogs said...

We are very proud to have you as friends and to know you were in charge of such a ginormous construction project
Lily & Edward