Wednesday, January 15, 2014

N-S E-West which way to POOP is the Best..

Our good furend and Scientific Advisor.... Bouncing Bertie...   has been talking about PEEPS who have done a Research pawject about HOW WE POOP.        Not Where.. Not How Much... not Picking UP our Poops...   BUTT Rather... how we ORIENT Ourselves when we poop.      In all Fairness to our Pee Shooters... they are watching THAT also... butt it is a bit more difficult to SHOW...    At least it is fur US.
    So now in that study... there were a bunch of dogs and a fair STOOL Sample of Dachshunds took Pawt.       SO Ernie and I thought WE should get involved.  
    Now the dogs in the study were all OFF LEASH...    and that is how we always are on our hill.
        HOWEVER,  in the interest of SCIENCE and KNOWLEDGE and stuffs we decided to check on a different variable...      We checked on how WE place our poops.....  Inside our SAFE Fenced area...   as well as out in(ON) our Free to Roam where EVER...   hill sides...    

OKAY now here is the SCOOP  OUTCOME GRAPHIC Evidence of OUR droppings Leavings  findings.

INSIDE our Safe Fenced Area.... which we only use at NIGHT (so that Lions and Tigers and Bears and COYOTES and COUGARS and BOB CATS can't sneak up and get to us)  or when it is Snowy or Rainy... beclaws it is FASTER fur us to get OUT and accomplish our missions.  

(NOTE:   this Compass is OLDER than Christopher Columbus.... Mom had Several of them, fur her students to use when she taught SCIENCE STUFFS to her Elementary School students... THAT is why it has her NAME on it... so the other TEACHERS would not "BORROW... and furget to return!)
       BUTT   we Digress...          

OK....    As you can SEE  when we are inside our Safe Fenced Area... which runs the Width our our house... EAST to WEST...        WE placed our POOPS....   EAST to WEST
      This makes for an INTERESTING VARIABLE  which should be further explored...    We were NOT ON LEASH... butt WERE NOT free to ROAM over the remainder of our 2 acres.  

NEXT we have a Sample of our FREE TO GO ..where EVER we chews placement...   and you can see that with THAT variable... we DID orient NORTH to SOUTH...    
 THIS is ME... (Frankie Furter  Checking the Compass and the directionality of the turds crap  Poops.                                                      YEP.... True NORTH !!!
                                                          the NOSE Knows!

I (Frankie Furter) also threw in An ADDITIONAL  VARIABLE....      Can you see that this poop was place in Close PawXimitiy to    RABBIT POOPS????      Yes there to the Right is a nice grouping of Bunny Pellets..     which we consumed immediately after recording our FINDINGS       It is MY belief that Rabbits tend to dump  go East West rather than the NORTH SOUTH that WE seem to pawfer when given NO constraints (VARIABLES)  such as Leashes or Fences.  

PeeS....   Re; Christopher COLUMBUS...  That is an OHIO style Frankie Funny fur all of you.    Columbus is the Capitol City fur OHIO...  BaaaaaaWaaaah.         Even we scientists poop TEST SUBJECTS have to enjoy a joke now and then
     Pee PEE S.......   Do you think that PEEPS waste a Lot of time that they SHOULD be spending on doing thingys fur US?           BaaaaaaWaaaah     Waste... that is a Frankie Furter POOP funny fur you.


♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

We are inspired. Gotta go conduct some research.

Later.....Mona & Prissy

My Mind's Eye said...

Mol mol mol well you guys know I poop in a box. I must tell you I always do it in the South facing corner!! I'm sure there is some physics to this or has something to do with the magnetic field or something. Maybe Bertie should be consulted.
Hugs madi your bfff

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

Hmmmm.....I always turn in circles when I poop. That way all angles are covered. :)

Scooter said...

Hey F-n-E!


Okay, so this is really interesting. I don't think my peeps pay any attention to this at all, so I better crack the whip and make them look this over. I will say that I tend to deposit my indoor poops right across the headlines of the local newspaper. Oh, BWAR HAR HAR
BTW: LMAO over the stool samples!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Millie and Walter said...

This was a very interesting observation Frankie & Ernie. We don't have a compass but our mom knows which way is north and says we poop any which way. We are in a fenced yard but it is an acre so there is plenty of room.

WFT Nobby said...

Well thank goodness at least some doggies managed to get their humans to take this important research seriously. But Frankie, I am worried that your sample size is not big enough for reliable statistical analysis. I believe that the minimum number of data points needed is, precisely, 87.
More work to do guys.
Toodle pip!

Unknown said...

LOL I do circles so all bases covered here too. Hmm now do I go clockwise or anticlockwise or both??? Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Unknown said...

PS that research is worthy of a Nobble Piece Prize, LOL.

Cowspotdog said...

What will be next we wonder - crop circles of poop - Stonehenge of poop - the great wall of poop !!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow, that was a fapoolous post. I will do some research in "poopology" too when I visit my back yard later.

Mollie said...

Mines SE Bawahwhahwhhahwaa No it's not I was trying to be clever.. BOL.. I run out, quick sniff then poop. I'd poop on the door step if I could as it is all wet and windy here. xxooxxx

Mollie and Alfie

Anonymous said...

Very scientific... so well done it makes our brains hurt... Very nice.

Have a super day.

hugs, Knuckles and Bugsy

Murphy said...

We love this scientific investigation on poops. Well done!! Will you be on Animal Planet of something and share this investigation with the rest of the world?

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

OH MY OH MY - You'all r furry much good scientistz. You COVERED all the dif'rent areaz in your reserch - an'u r funny tue. Now what we Beaglebratz wood like tue know - DID U'ALL GIT PAID FER ALL YOUR FURRY THOROUGH RESERCH??
You know thoze peepz git paid fer this kinda stuffz so u'all shood tue. Were there any x-tra treatz - may-b az a poop incentive?
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

Two French Bulldogs said...

Interesting finds. Getting back to those pellets, do they shoot out like a pellet gun?

Sheltie Times said...

Yeah we are non-discrimintory. We make our offerings to all directions.

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We think that was a tax payer study. Can't quite see a philanthropic individual paying for studies like that...just our opinion.

Now, we do walk along and turn and stuff before we drop a load, but it seems to be more random. Sometimes we only just reach a poo approved area and just have to go regardless of direction.

Do you think wind direction could make a difference? Don't like our furs fluffed backwards...just sayin'.

We think your study was VERY scientific and Bertie would be approve.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

All her school stuff was CLEARLY labelled, too!

Idaho PugRanch said...

Wow very scientific findings here.
I think we go just about anywhich way, but Greta has to go up and down the fence line and then round and round and round and round and round before she will poop.

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Very interesting, I've never thought about that at all. i do have to sniff for the right spot first but that's about it

Ruby said...

BOL!!! Wells, Ma hasn't been THAT interested in where I poops, just that I do it in the 'designated' areas!
I thinks some more 'study' is in order....
Ruby ♥

Dachshund Nola said...

So inspiring!

Dachshund Nola said...

So inspiring!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Glad you are contributing to the scientific literature! Lee and Phod

Scooter said...

All i can say is WOW

Wyatt said...

Hmmm, we must find a compass, QUICK!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Unknown said...

FASCINATING stuffs F & E!!! Now we're curious about our pooping habits...wonder where dada keeps his compass?
Wally & Sammy

Molly the Airedale said...

This is highly technical and precise research, Frankie and Ernie! We would be eating those bunny treats too!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Hmmm... Aren't there more impawtant things for peeps to research?

marley said...

There is no poopin OTRB my pal so I dussnt be able to join in da popp chek…..i haz alert da No-bell prize committee tho….expect to be summon to Oslo soon