The wind chill Factor is like -87 F butt the Actual temp is -13°F. this morning. We kid you NOT.
Coldest temps. in over 20 YEARS. BRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... This Polar/Arctic VORTEX thingy is fur the SQUIRRELS.
PEE S.... due to the Cold.... we have adopted the safe Potty Procedures... Pawtner Peeing.
We can now Fire off our Pee and Poop Shooters faster than QUICK DRAW McGRAW. We aren't EVEN lookin fur somethingy to Cock on... we are not ashamed to admit this... we are now Squatting and Firing like a couple of GIRRRRRLS.
NOTE FROM MOM..... these pictures were ACTUALLY taken on SUNDAY... when the outside temperature got up to 50°... which is why the boys do NOT have their Coats on ... ALSO two hours after the pics were taken... ALL that SNOW you see was GONE... THEN the temps. Started to drop and have NOT stopped Falling... The boys are being RUGGED UP in their WARMEST Coats... and One of US goes clear out WITH them each Potty Time... Just to make SURE they can get back inside.. quickly and safely. ALSO.... we have had several FROST QUAKES.... those are caused by the WARM MELTING that we had on Sunday... and now FREEZING and causing the ground to Freeze and BUCKLE... they sound and feel like Mini Earth Quakes... Have any of the rest of you heard or felt any of them?