Friday, December 6, 2013

SnowFreaks...# 6


And the FREAK Parade goes ON...
As the SnowFLAKES are Fallin on our hill...  

 This is SO humiliating ....

 These SnowFREAKS are bigger Pooping Machines... than ERNIE is....    This is the POOP PATROL.
 THIS is on the Dresser.... we can't EVEN close our Eyes at night without seeing the hideous EVIL EYES...  GLARING at us... and making FUN of us.  
Our lives are a FROZEN version of HELL.      Just sayin.
Current CARD Count...      
20 to 1      BaaaaaWaaaah        That includes the E-Cards from
 OP Pack,
 Dip, Bridge and Elliot,
Wrigs,
 Speedy,
 and Zoey, Maggy and Miss Ann
AND let me tell you THIS one....   Mayoress Madi's MOM...  TAPED SnowFreaks to the Envelope... with OUR NAMES OVER THEM...    and Lassie and Benji made SURE that we saw the SnowFreak on Their card...               WHERE is the COMPASSION...   WHAT has happened to our "FURends"?    WHY?    WHY, we ask, does our life go to Squirrel Snot this way?       Whine Whimper
      PeeS...  no kidding about THIS...   there is a BAD NASTY Winter Storm headed our way... with ICE and SNOW and stuffs... so if you don't hear from us... it will be beclaws the SnowFREAK Eggs have STOLEN our POWERS.     

32 comments:

♥Mona + Sissy + Mommy, too♥ said...

Frankie!! It's very cold here today for Texas. We sure could use that snow freakie shirt today.
It's 42 right now with a high today of 45. That's like 45 below here with the wind blowing.

♥♥♥Prissy

Ps.....we got a new houseguest for a new days, his name is Toby, he's a tiny little black and tan long hair.

3 doxies said...

Oh geez, I just not even sures what to say. Your house has just been invaded and you can't even sleep or poop in peace.
Since it is gonna snow on your hill ya'll could build snowfreaks...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Puddles

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

OMD run for the hills!!

Molly The Wally said...

The onslaught continues. You must get nightsquirrels guys? Stay warm and safe.
Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

That it a huge amount of snow freaks...have you thought about turning up the heat and melting them all....of coarse you would probably get blamed for peeing on the floor :)

Frank The Tank said...

This is so funny, My Mum really loves seeing all your Pawrents snowFREAKS, she thinks that they are adorable, that is so funny that your SnowFREAKS are bigger Pooping Machines than ERNIE is, look at all of those snowballs!
I love how festive it looks in your home! Its beginging to look a lot like Christmas! Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxx

Mr. Pip said...

They still look kind of cute to me, but Pip tells me they are pure evil and that I'm not to talk to them or even look at them.

Hope you stay safe in the storm.

Ruby

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, you even have to WEAR the snowfreaks! BOL Oh, I heard about that nasty storm. I hope it misses your house so you don't get iceballs on your furs and lose your internuts. :)
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

stellaroselong said...

I wonders why Ernie hasn't tried to rip that sweater off of you cos that is what any good brudder would do. Be careful in that storm you are gonna get, we have watched the news wif our momma.
stella rose

harrispen said...

We can't believe your mom tortures you by making you wear those snow freaks on your back! Stay safe from the storm and the snow freaks.

Millie & Walter

Susie and Sidebite said...

Hey, we gots REAL LIVE snow freaks outside, 4 inches deep and it's still coming down, southeast Okla had a terrible ice storm lots of no power there. Get you food, fuel Generator warm blankies and hang on!

The Mad Scots

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh you poor things! I feels fur ya! BUTT I's gots a great idea. HEAT is fatal to snow freaks I hear. So you and Ernie pack them all in a box and send them to me. We still have lots of sunshine and 80-degree weather here every day. I'll just put them outside so they can get a FLORIDA SUNTAN! {Ooops}

:)

easyweimaraner said...

I hope the snow freaks are not the reason for the storm. Maybe you can turn the heater up and they will melt away?

The Websters said...

It's so cold and WONDERFUL here. Unfortunately, not much snow. Boo.

Umm...have you tried checking into a snow freak hoarding group for your mom?

NOra

Idaho PugRanch said...

OMD you might be POWERLESS with all those snow freaks in your house ??!!?? we are to get snow tonight and tomorrow and it is still very very cold. PLEASE stay safe and warm!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Bouncing Bertie said...

Let's look for the positives Frankie. At least you aren't able to see any snow freaks worn on your back.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Frankie and Ernie the snow freaks are taking over your world inside and out...dig a Doxie hole and hide.
My crazy mom cackled like a hen when she was taping the freaks to your envelope.
You all stay warm and remember do not eat yellow snow.
Hugs madi your bfff

Two French Bulldogs said...

Very stylish Frosty
Lily

Oz theTerrier said...

Great dawg...you two were NOT kidding when you said your mom had an ARMY of SnowFreaks! they are everywhere...you have no place to hide. *sigh* I sure hope you stay warm and that you do NOT lose power during your big storm. Stay safe pals.
Oz

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Is there no escape from the dreaded snow freaks, don't look behind you, whatever you do!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Ruby said...

HOLY SNOWMAN POOPS!!! This is worse than last years!!! Oh man...how are you guys gonna last til next year??!
Sorry abouts the nasty weathers, I hopes you guys stay nice and warm and safe!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

scotsmad said...

OMD! They're everywhere! Now, you and Ernie bundle up warmly--even if you have to have snowfreaks on you. Sounds like those woolly bears might have been on to something.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

animal lover, quilt lover said...

I know how much you love your cards but so so sooo sorry you will not get one from us!! WE still LOVE YOU tho A LOT!!!!!! ALWAYS WILL!!!!

Sagira said...

And here is the snow. Hope you guys stay safe and warm!

Sagira said...

And here is the snow. Hope you guys stay safe and warm!

Bocci said...

Ha Ha Ha! We remember those snowmen from last year!

chicamom85 said...

Every year, I worry about you turning in to one of those snowfreaks. I can't imagine the fear you must live with, having them all around you constantly. Be strong, I bet Santapaws will reward you for your bravery with extra goodies.

I am crossing paws that you will be safe during the storm. Stay warm

Loveys Sasha

Murphy said...

Maybe you need a plan to get rid of these snowfreaks! After all, it is YOUR house, NOT theirs!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Taffy said...

You guys be careful. We don't have any snow yet but it is supposed to come this weekend. It is sooooo cold though.....13 degrees! It's awesome! I go out to pee and instead I roll in the grass while Dad freezes his tushie off!

Mitch and Molly said...

Oh my - you ever have to wear snowman sweaters. How embarrassing!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

The Army of Four said...

It's an INVASION!!!
Cammie!

marley said...

Ack…watever next Frankie my pal….is an indignitee an an injustiss