Thursday, December 12, 2013

An Elf among the SnowFreak Invasion....

Furends... you will NEVER EVER believe THIS one...   the other day... another... TOTAL Surprise Package arrived... (NOT THE ONE FROM BARB and TOBY) on our hill.    YES that makes TWO total Surprises within like 87 hours or somethingy.         THIS one came from a SECRET ELF...   and WAIT until you see what ELFIE Sent..

TEE SHIRTS.... that have Dachshunds Hidden in the Flowers and designs...     and a COOL DROOL Tote bag to carry them in...        Our mom went WILD when she saw the Tee Shirts...    She was rippin Clothes off and Running down the hallway going SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE     THAT was a Sight that you will be GLAD was never put before a Flashy Beast.         Butt we digress...  inside the special pacage were DACHSHUND NOTE CARDS... Not THOSE were somethingy Ernie and I could get EXCITED about...    BUTT WAIT....   THERE's MORE...   Look at the bag of ASSORTED Snacks...which caused Ernie and I to have a HOOOOOOOGE fight over..  that were just Delicious... we had another furpullin FIGHTduring which I (Frankie Furter) caused ERNIE to Scream like a SQUIRREL and Dribble pee on the floor   a difficult time deciding Who should get Which thingys to taste.             We have NO IDEA who this fabulous ELF IS.    BUTT we want to say a

 OH butt WAIT..... there's EVEN MORE...      (You didn't think you would slide by a day without a SNOWFREAK did you???)       Inside that Box of TRUE TREASURES... was ....  
A SnowFREAK ... he is all dressed in BLUE Which we hate to admit since it is attached to a SnowFreak  Freely admit is OUR favorite Color.         Butt now after seeing his BEADY Blue Eyes... me are thinking of making our favorite color be CLEAR.     Just sayin.
     Is there NO END to these SnowFreaks you ask???  
YES....   Not soon enough to suit US   soon they will all be Packed away... in their MANY MANY TOTE BOXES...  and the Truck will thankfully back up to the back deck... and haul them the heck drive them down to the "BUILDING" which is a place we REFUSE to EVER ENTER for obvious reasons where they will lay in wait for their November 2014 invasion where they will be safely Stored until Next YEAR.
PEE S....    we hope you all realize that TOMORROW will be   FRIDAY 13th..   12-13-13     That is DOUBLE 13....On a Friday... SO   Be VERY careful...    you all HEARD what happened at Mayoress Madi's house...   the SnowFreak which is the ONLY kind our mom will buy fur us   WHINE WHIMPER WHINE Card that we sent to HER... CAME TO LIFE and tried to take over HER house.      Maybe it is a CURSE that MAYOR's Of Blogville only need fear...       Butt anyway.... be VERY CAREFUL tomorrow... and keep your eyes on YOUR snowFreaks.       Just sayin.


Madi and Mom said...

OMDs Frankie and have a secret elf least it isn't a secret Snowfreak Pal. What a nice surprise and wonderful gift.

Mom and I once rec'd one of those and guess what we found the name in itty bitty kitty print on the bottom of the wrapping....that was after we thanked the wrong person.....yada yada yada you might remember that story.

Lots of hugs and we say Bravo to the elf who fooled you!
Madi your BFFF

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Wow a secret elf sent you all that stuff. How pawsome is that! (Well maybe the snowfreak isn't pawsome -- butt the rest of the stuff sure is.)

harrispen said...

That secret Santa did a great job. We would have loved to see a movie of your mom stripping and putting her new shirt on. BOL!

Millie & Walter

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Great gifts from your secret santa!
We hear snow freaks come to life on 13-12-13.

Lee and Phod

Lovable Lily said...

We think that's totally pawsome that a secret elf sent you all those prezzies! We love, love, love the t-shirt with the doxie on it. We keep looking at it cuz it's so beautiful. Thanks so much for NOT having the flashy beast around when all that nakedness was going on.

You guys be very careful too tomorrow. We may just stay in the house and sleep all day. That way we're guaranteed to stay safe.

Lily Belle & Muffin

Bailey said...

Mom loves snowmen, but even she admits that new one looks possessed. She'd want him watching the garage or keeping the squirrels off the porch.

Congrats on the secret elf.

Casey said...

There's no PAWSIBLE way that tomorrow could be unlucky AT ALL. Just come to my blog tomorrow and see!

Molly The Wally said...

We agree great gifts from secret Santa. Love the T Shirt. Yikes tomorrow is a special day with two 13s'. Hope that means more squirrels.
Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

We couldn't help but smile at the image of your mom running down the hall with cloths know the best thing secret santas bring is smiles :)

Sweet William The Scot said...

WOW I knew who that package was from without even reading the post. Bree really knows how to Zantangle. I got a package from Bree also, she said I could put it under our tree to open on Christmas. Since we don't have family our tree had no presents under it, but know we have some thanks to Bree and Wally and Sammy.
No about your Mom stripping down the hall, get video.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Murphy said...

That is a wonderful surprise! Well, 'cept for the snow freak.

Your Pals,

Murphy and Stanley

LetterstoAndrew said...

THAT is a wonderful surprise!!

I've been playing catch up and see you've been bombarded by the snow freaks again, take heart young furiends, they will be gone soon enough.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Maybe they are really Santa Claus

Idaho PugRanch said...

Now that is a great Secret Santa Surprise!! Hope Santa Paws wasn't looking when you two had your uh
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Shame about the snowfreak! Maybe he'll melt soon

Anonymous said...

Maybe you can lock all the snow freaks in the freezer? Bet they would like it. And you got dachshound shirts? how great is that? Think Santa must be a Dachshound too, huh?

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E
Wow, what a pawesome pressie pack! That elf is a super gifter fur sure. I can't wait to see Mamaw in her new shirt and the yummers look, well, yummy! BOL What a FUN surprise!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

How cool to have a secret elf! We love your t shirt and notecards.
Now boys, there is enough treats to go around - or that is what they tell us when we are trying to rip each other to pieces.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Noodles said...

I think you need that James Bond dude to come in and solve all these elf mysteries for you. It is frightening how those SNOW thingys keep cropping up as well.
What could it all mean?
Love Noodles

scotsmad said...

That was a kind elf. We hear that those elves usually go tell stories about you to Sandy Paws (UNtrue stories). That's lots of fantastic stuff. Maybe next year you can send out dachshund card instead of snowfreaks...BOL!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Blitz Cox said...

That Elf sure was nice to visit way before everything but the snowman....and my favorite color is blue too...but still dont think he would last at my house. Nothing wrong with a little fight ever now and show there is still spunk!

Mitch and Molly said...

Elfie sure did sent you fabulous gifts! You must have been extremely good this year!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Aw, Frankie, we hate that you and Ernie are freaking out over snow freaks. We're not actually sure what one is but they evidently have something to do with snow and freaks - not a good combination, evidently.

What a wonderful surprise package.

Mollie said...

Wow a secret Elf pal, how cool is that. Where is the photo of Mom running down the hall Bawahwhahhwhahhaa xxooxxxx

Mollie and Alfie

marley said...

Oh dogness...I was a bite late getting to yore warning about Friday da Furteenff Frankie my pal...I dussnt fink muffin bad append tho