OMD HOLD YOUR SIDES... HERE IT COMES.....
LOOK at WHAT MOM got... and TRIED to claim as a HOLIDAY CARD.... HOPE you PEED furst though... claws we DID warn you it is somethingy HIGH Larry US...
THIS is what she gotted in the mail...
BUTT WAIT dear FURENDS..... WAIT until you see (if you can read sideways) what was REALLY IN THE ENVELOPE.... We don't KNOW why it is all SIDEWAYS... butt here is the PICTURE PROOF ...
BaaaaaaaWAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..... We TOLD you it was gonna be
HIGH Larry US..... didn't we? Our mom is a DIZWAD.... a DOOFUS...
a DUNCE... She was TRYING to claim THIS as a HOLIDAY CARD.
I'm tellin ya folks.... WE were ROLLIN on the FLOOR laffin at her. AND this is just ONE MORE REASON that you will NEVER see our Peeps Faces on OUR Blog.... They are just an M BEAR ASS MENT to us.
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37 comments:
Good thing we took your advice and hit the great outdoors before reading this. Are you SERIOUS? She's REALLY saying that's the furst card? We think the squirrels are running rampant in her brain and scrambling it all up like eggs.
Sorry Frankie and Ernie, you gots a BIG problem on your hands.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Ok so I didnt take your warning and didnt go pee before I read your post, this is sooooooo funny I totally laughed so much I had to run quick to my garden, I was rolling around on the floor laughing at your poor Momma thinking that she had a Christmas card! It is so very funny that the peeps get all Grouchy when it comes to us doggies getting WAY more cards than they do! I'm guessing all those snowfolk have frozen her tiny mind! BOL! Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxxxx
LOL !!!
hahahaha but at least it was a card LOL I sadly ignored the warning, butt fortunately it was dad's side of the bed.
Who is your mom kidding. We also saw that it was addressed to "Current Resident"!
Millie & Walter
Yep we shopped at Mollie's store, hers is real nice to us.
Now about that card.......wesa have no words...just shakin our heads..........you know there are places you can put your rents in so they are taken care of............
sTella rose, mags and gussie
Oh no fair, it should have been a holiday card!!! Would have been much better huh?
We are not falling for those shenanigans. Poor thing can't even get one real card, BOL
Lily
BAWAHWHAHAHHWHHAAHHWAA Oh Dude'z, you can't blame her'z for trying.. It waz sooooo emabarrasing'z for her lazt year when she got like ONE card Bawahwhahahah xxoxxxxxx
Mollie and Alfie
Hey Mamaw!
Wow, a big ole Sarge BWAR HAR HAR to you! Well, I guess it is sorta silver-colored like a holiday card, but NO DICE. Nope, it doesn't count. BOL That's actually worse than my peeps keeping the generic Sal Army card. Don't worry, my peeps will exchange with you so that you'll both get at least one this year! Oh, BWAR HAR HAR again!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Chuckler
If you guys are not trying to out-fox Sandy Claws, you are making a joke of your mother who is sooooo good to you two little short twerps. You should apologize, right now!
Stella
Well now, we think Mom needs to go sit in the corner and work through what she tried to pull, BAD MOM!!! go sit!
The Mad Scots
OMS those peeps are well sneaky. I got my first card from lovely Lady, Lee and Phod last week so my peeps lost. They are all cheats pals cause they are green with envy really,
Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
Pathetic. That's even worse than my momma. Not our fault that we have more friends than our humans.
Kisses,
Dexter
Oh! They just being silly with you guys. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
Ha!
Frankie and Ernie you mom is desperately trying to solicit more cards for herself. BUT we know we critters will win that race,
Hugs Madi your BFFF
Oh my dog. That sure was funny!! Good thing she has YOU two to keep it real and keep her in line. :-)
Can't believe that your Mom was trying to pass that off as a Christmas card! BWAA HAAA
Poor peeps, they just need to admit that we are far more popular than they are.
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Tut tut, is there nothing those humans won't resort to to win. Forget it, it is already in the bag!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
pee ess
Thank you for the great testimonial!
hehehehehe :) The Vet already sent us a Christmas Card. And it's not even Thanksgiving yet, can you believe that? And in the card is a 50 dollars off any dental work, good until the end of March. Hmmmmm. And all the technicians signed the card too.
Strike 1 ..............nope that doesn't count
BOL!! Thank you for the "pee first" warning, because that was funny!!
The nerve of your parents....how do you ever survive? I know who the winners are!
Hahahaha that's peeps for you!!
Howdy Mr Frankie, hahaha, that was so funny. Our mum WISHES she had as many friends as US!! We like to peep through the window and watch the Postman's confused face as he delivers our cards. It's a crack up for sure! Our poor mum even wanted some of OUR cards to use for herself! As if. Ahahahahaha. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
P.S. If Father Christmas is reading this, we will of course share our cards with mum.
The plastic thing could have at least had your photo on it! My human had her picture printed on her bank card (for free) to make her smile, and says it is the best card she has with her.
Woofs,
Riley and Enzo
Clearly your mom is desperate. Maybe you should send her a card?
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
OMD will that stop at nothing to try and top us?? No matter what you and Ernie will get the most cards. I just know it. Silly Mommies and their silly games.
Loveys Sasha
I think that is the wrong kind of card. :)
Oh no...funny Mom!
BOL BOL!!!! OoohhhhhWeeeeeeeeee, excuse me, I have to go pee!!!
~Higgins
HAHHAHAH, she was denied! We know you will win the card war. We gotta get writing our North American ones! Lee and Phod
Really? Frankie, your mom is trying to win no matter what! No worries, there is NO WAY she is gonna win this contest!
No. Effin'. Way.!!!!!!!
You gotta be kiddin' me guys!!!
BOL!!!!BOL!!!!!BOL!!!
Holy Holly Berries!! They are startin' early this year! Tryin' to out do you guys is just pathetic!! BOL
Oh, man. Wells, I thinks you should have your Moms write 1000 times....
"I will not try to fool Frankie and Ernie...."
Geesh. I thinks those Snow Freaks have gotten inside your Moms brains!!
Just sayin'...
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Ack! Mom! She's cheatin Frankie my pal....I check da USA rools and da UK tools an is cheat in unner all of em....
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