Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Warning.... PEE before reading...

You know how we are all gettin geared up fur our BIG Holiday Card Exchange... RIGHT???    You remember how all the PEEPS WHINE and CRY that THEY don't get 87,000 cards like WE do.   WELL you will      N O T     believe what OUR mom tried to pull off the other day...            SHE tried to CLAIM that SHE gotted the FURST CARD and therefore SHE was THE Winner this year...  

OMD     HOLD YOUR SIDES...     HERE IT COMES.....

LOOK at WHAT MOM got... and TRIED to claim as a HOLIDAY CARD....      HOPE you PEED furst though...   claws we DID warn you it is somethingy     HIGH Larry US...


THIS is what she gotted in the mail...      

 She was going all SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee     LOOK  BOYS..... I got the FURST Holiday CARD.... It says so RIGHT on the ENVELOPE.... and it must be a REALLY BIG card too.   SO THIS YEAR......  your Dad and Mom WIN...    WE got the FURST CARD.....   WHEEEEEEE

BUTT WAIT dear FURENDS..... WAIT until you see (if you can read sideways) what was REALLY IN THE ENVELOPE....         We don't KNOW why it is all SIDEWAYS...   butt here is the PICTURE PROOF ...



It was a FAKE CARD.....     fur stupid Hughsnet intermutts service.    
     BaaaaaaaWAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.....      We TOLD you it was gonna be 
HIGH   Larry US.....   didn't we?             Our mom  is a DIZWAD....  a DOOFUS...  a dingleberry
a DUNCE...      She was TRYING to claim THIS as a HOLIDAY CARD.   
    I'm tellin ya folks.... WE were ROLLIN on the FLOOR laffin at her.       AND this is just ONE MORE REASON that you will NEVER see our Peeps Faces on OUR Blog....     They are just an M BEAR ASS MENT to us.          
       Have you been to see Mollie and Alfie lately?    If NOT you are missing somethingy SUPER...  they have a STORE that sells MARVELOUS stuffs that you WILL want fur Gift Giving...   Plus... if you leave a comment... YOU could win a PRIZE PRESSIE!    Just click the Link.....  to find out.

37 comments:

Lovable Lily said...

Good thing we took your advice and hit the great outdoors before reading this. Are you SERIOUS? She's REALLY saying that's the furst card? We think the squirrels are running rampant in her brain and scrambling it all up like eggs.

Sorry Frankie and Ernie, you gots a BIG problem on your hands.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Frank The Tank said...

Ok so I didnt take your warning and didnt go pee before I read your post, this is sooooooo funny I totally laughed so much I had to run quick to my garden, I was rolling around on the floor laughing at your poor Momma thinking that she had a Christmas card! It is so very funny that the peeps get all Grouchy when it comes to us doggies getting WAY more cards than they do! I'm guessing all those snowfolk have frozen her tiny mind! BOL! Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxxxx

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

LOL !!!

easyweimaraner said...

hahahaha but at least it was a card LOL I sadly ignored the warning, butt fortunately it was dad's side of the bed.

harrispen said...

Who is your mom kidding. We also saw that it was addressed to "Current Resident"!

Millie & Walter

stellaroselong said...

Yep we shopped at Mollie's store, hers is real nice to us.

Now about that card.......wesa have no words...just shakin our heads..........you know there are places you can put your rents in so they are taken care of............
sTella rose, mags and gussie

Coccolino B said...

Oh no fair, it should have been a holiday card!!! Would have been much better huh?

Two French Bulldogs said...

We are not falling for those shenanigans. Poor thing can't even get one real card, BOL
Lily

Mollie said...

BAWAHWHAHAHHWHHAAHHWAA Oh Dude'z, you can't blame her'z for trying.. It waz sooooo emabarrasing'z for her lazt year when she got like ONE card Bawahwhahahah xxoxxxxxx

Mollie and Alfie

Sarge said...

Hey Mamaw!
Wow, a big ole Sarge BWAR HAR HAR to you! Well, I guess it is sorta silver-colored like a holiday card, but NO DICE. Nope, it doesn't count. BOL That's actually worse than my peeps keeping the generic Sal Army card. Don't worry, my peeps will exchange with you so that you'll both get at least one this year! Oh, BWAR HAR HAR again!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Chuckler

Jo's World said...

If you guys are not trying to out-fox Sandy Claws, you are making a joke of your mother who is sooooo good to you two little short twerps. You should apologize, right now!

Stella

Susie and Sidebite said...

Well now, we think Mom needs to go sit in the corner and work through what she tried to pull, BAD MOM!!! go sit!

The Mad Scots

Molly The Wally said...

OMS those peeps are well sneaky. I got my first card from lovely Lady, Lee and Phod last week so my peeps lost. They are all cheats pals cause they are green with envy really,
Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Dexter said...

Pathetic. That's even worse than my momma. Not our fault that we have more friends than our humans.

Kisses,
Dexter

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Oh! They just being silly with you guys. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Bocci said...

Ha!

Madi and Mom said...

Frankie and Ernie you mom is desperately trying to solicit more cards for herself. BUT we know we critters will win that race,
Hugs Madi your BFFF

LetterstoAndrew said...

Oh my dog. That sure was funny!! Good thing she has YOU two to keep it real and keep her in line. :-)

Idaho PugRanch said...

Can't believe that your Mom was trying to pass that off as a Christmas card! BWAA HAAA
Poor peeps, they just need to admit that we are far more popular than they are.
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Tut tut, is there nothing those humans won't resort to to win. Forget it, it is already in the bag!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

pee ess
Thank you for the great testimonial!

Furry Bottoms said...

hehehehehe :) The Vet already sent us a Christmas Card. And it's not even Thanksgiving yet, can you believe that? And in the card is a 50 dollars off any dental work, good until the end of March. Hmmmmm. And all the technicians signed the card too.

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Strike 1 ..............nope that doesn't count

Julia Williams said...

BOL!! Thank you for the "pee first" warning, because that was funny!!

Blitz Cox said...

The nerve of your parents....how do you ever survive? I know who the winners are!

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Hahahaha that's peeps for you!!

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Mr Frankie, hahaha, that was so funny. Our mum WISHES she had as many friends as US!! We like to peep through the window and watch the Postman's confused face as he delivers our cards. It's a crack up for sure! Our poor mum even wanted some of OUR cards to use for herself! As if. Ahahahahaha. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
P.S. If Father Christmas is reading this, we will of course share our cards with mum.

The Life of Riley said...

The plastic thing could have at least had your photo on it! My human had her picture printed on her bank card (for free) to make her smile, and says it is the best card she has with her.

Woofs,
Riley and Enzo

Murphy said...

Clearly your mom is desperate. Maybe you should send her a card?

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

chicamom85 said...

OMD will that stop at nothing to try and top us?? No matter what you and Ernie will get the most cards. I just know it. Silly Mommies and their silly games.


Loveys Sasha

Sagira said...

I think that is the wrong kind of card. :)

Murray's Mouth said...

Oh no...funny Mom!

Patrice and Higgins said...

BOL BOL!!!! OoohhhhhWeeeeeeeeee, excuse me, I have to go pee!!!

~Higgins

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

HAHHAHAH, she was denied! We know you will win the card war. We gotta get writing our North American ones! Lee and Phod

Taffy said...

Really? Frankie, your mom is trying to win no matter what! No worries, there is NO WAY she is gonna win this contest!

Ruby said...

No. Effin'. Way.!!!!!!!
You gotta be kiddin' me guys!!!
BOL!!!!BOL!!!!!BOL!!!
Holy Holly Berries!! They are startin' early this year! Tryin' to out do you guys is just pathetic!! BOL
Oh, man. Wells, I thinks you should have your Moms write 1000 times....
"I will not try to fool Frankie and Ernie...."
Geesh. I thinks those Snow Freaks have gotten inside your Moms brains!!
Just sayin'...
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

marley said...

Ack! Mom! She's cheatin Frankie my pal....I check da USA rools and da UK tools an is cheat in unner all of em....