Remember when I told you I had a Summer JOB...???? I ws the Artsy Fartsy DICTATOR fur the Theater on the Ground Pawduction of .... HAMboneLET...
I
made a Squirrel brained move HIRED Ernie to ACT in the Pawformance.. He wouldn't Practice his Pawt and he kept being a PAIN under my tail. Trust me I really Earned my Pay fur THIS one...
NOW fur the PROOF that I REALLY was the Artsy Fartsy DICTATOR ...
The Practices were a NIGHT HORSE... what with Ernie acting like
a squirrel butt idiot FOOL non Pawfessional..
SEE???? this is the STAGE.... he kept DUCKING DOWN being the PawLights area. WHAT a NUT CASE... I had to threaten
to tell mom on him FIRE him.
THEN I even had to go so far as to have the STAGE HEAD and ARMS help me to get him under control... and SHOW him how to STAND on his MARK. SHEESH... Look at him. WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH.
THEN he Said that HE WOULD cooperate... ONCE I threatened to take the LEAD STRAP PAWT
AWAY from him.. So as you can see he decided to come back onto the STAGE and get the rehearsal going... RIGHT that time. He was
supposed to have already KNOWN all WORDS fur his Pawt... I was TERRORfied that he was just gonna TOTALLY MESS UP and that the 87,000 folks out in the AUDIENCE would throw rotten Tomatoes at BOTH of us... BUTT...
it KILLS me... PAINS ME Astounds Me to say..... the KID turned out to be a real CHARACTER actor.
So now.... if you out there in the Audience will take your seats... we will PROUDLY bring you..the THEATER on the GROUND.... Starring PRICELESS PLAYERS...Version of
STEAK SPEARS famous PLAY....
HAMbone
LET
DICTATORer by Frankie Furter and STARRING.... Ernest vonSchnitzel
To PEE or NOT toPEE, that is the question.
Whether 'tis better to Squat and Tinkle,
or to HIKE and Take AIM.
THE END
28 comments:
Bravo bravo encore! It took some doing "but you know how temperamental actors can be
Hey F-n-E!
Wow, what a class act that turned out to be! Great job to both of you. I think there will be OscarMayers or GoldenGlobeTrotters in your near future. BOL Theater in the Bark never looked so fun!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Critic
Way to go!! Great performance and great direction. Are you taking it on tour?
♥♥♥Mommy's girls.
Bawahwhahhwhahwaaaa Oh dat waz too funny. Bravo.. When are you performing in the UK ??? xxooxxx
Mollie and Alfie
Good job!!!!!! We are so impressed.
Frankie I has an award for you on our blog. ~Scylla
Bravo, bravo...
encore....encore....
clap....clap...clap.
To pee or not to pee??? Pip has just done one the rug and peeps is not too happy. LOL. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
Bravo Bravo. Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
Whistle.............. errr I can't press my lips together. Butt my tail is a waggin'. A very fine production. You know the greatest of performances has to start with good direction and you Mr. Frankfurter are amazing.
Blessings,
Goose
Bravo, Bravo, encore, encore, imagine us throwing flowers at the stage!
Lee and Phod
Bravo! Bravo! Way to pull it together you two. A very fine production indeed.
Millie & Walter
F AND E YOU TWO DEFINITELY HAVE THE PURRFECT FACE FOR STAGE!!
RE: SIMONE....IS AN AIR HEAD...SO SHE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO POST ON MY BLOG.
HER HAIR COLOR IS FLAME CELOSIA.
MOL MOL MOL
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
WE HAVE OUR FIRST POST FOR GHOST STORIES AIRING FRIDAY
GIVE SARGE, THE HAND AND THE CRABBY GIRLS A HUG FROM MADI
STANDING OVATION!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP
BRAVO!
Wooooowooooooohooooooo.. Hurray for you!!!!!... Wonderful performance.
EXCELLENT!!!
hugs, Bugsy and Knuckles
Apaws, Apaws, Apaws! I love Hambonelet. To pee or not to pee that's really the question... and what is the answer?
Bravo! Bravo! Encore!
Woohoo what a performance! We'll take tickets to your show!
Oh mom is cracking up, BOL. Look out Shakesbeer here comes the magnificent duo
Benny & Lily
Awesome, Frankie, awesome Ernie, simply awesome. When does it transfer to London's West End?
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
We did not know you were famous actors - stunning performance, if we had flowers, we would throw them!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
Bravo OH Bravo Encore. How grand
To Pee or Not to Pee.
Oh guys last Friday when that meteor fireball sonic thing went over I was out doing my last business for the day. Dogs I tell you I was shooting poops as I was running for the back door. It was holy craps hold the door open I am headed for under the bed.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
FRANKIE FURTER, my Ernie is a STAR. He shouldn't have had to do all that lowly work. You should have had a stand in to get the lighting and stuffs perfect! You are a crumby director!
A very cross...Roxy
We are standing on our head clapping at you with excitement. Wonderful acting and wonderful directing....we enjoyed it so very much!!! Loved this post.
Stella Rose
BRAVO! BRAVO! Can I get your pawtograph since you're going to become superstars?
We wonder who will present the Oscar?
Your Pals,
Murphy and Stanley
That was the most wonderful pawduction I have ever seen in my whole life! Great job, Frankie! I can tell how hard it was to get you little bro to act right!
Bravo!! A star is born!! Very impressive and quite the question!!
Great job!!
Wags
Jazzi and Addi
Clap, clap, clap clap....... Great jobs boys.
Love ya
Love Ruby & Penny
That was the most pawsome play ever! Bravo!
That was great! Are you taking it to Broadway?
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