WE copied their announcement post and pasted it fur you to get started... here it is....
LET’Z PAWLAY BENNY’S RAFFLE…
Check out dat smile……. How wez juzt lub’z our Furbabie’z.. day’z our children’z. Humom and FD ( Fat Daddy ) haz monster’z but day’z out all’z de time’z.. Cuddle’z far’z and few’z between’z…. Juzt de occasional’z grunt… and iz my white’z T-Shirt clean’z???
Being’z part’z of Blogville’z for over a year’z now’z… Wez cume’z to lub’z each and’z everyone’z of youz… Wez noze, if ever’z we’z needed elp’z.. YOU’Z wood elp’z. That’z what’z make’z uz a family’z…
Wez notice’z Benny ( Fight like a Frenchie Dood ) haz not’z even hit’z half’z way’z wiff all de vet’z bill’z.. Yeah, wez alway’z having’z to dip’z in our pocket’z for’z sum buddie but’z wez all’z wanna bee’z part’z of it’z and wez all’z elp’z each uffer..ONE day’z ( but’z we hope’z not ) it might’z bee’z you’z!
Sooooo’z wez holding’z a RAFFLE... yeah, prize’z youz can’z win’z.. Wez ain’t fart assing around’z.. You’z gotta pay’z to bee’z in wiff a chance to win’z.. Let’z get’z some green paper’z in for Benny.
PAWLEAZE NOTE’Z…. All ticket’z bought will be named on blog. Postage will come out of donation’s.. We send good heavy parcels, filled to the brim.. We will provide them but as all our furiends mostly live over the pond.. we can’t afford the postage as well. WHO ever buy’z de mozt ticket’z and’z dont’z win’z..will’z get a MOLLIE and ALFIE prize..
HOW TO BUY YOUR TICKETS ( $3.00 Dollars EACH OR £2.00 British pound’z)
1/ Pay pal… send to belneameadow@gmail.com
2/ Make sure you send it in BRITISH POUNDS ( otherwise Pay pal take commission ) send as a GIFT ( we cannot be responsible for fee’s taken by pay pal)
3/ In messages STATE how many tickets and who you are and what’z youz want’z your ticket’z to go too..or juzt say RANDOM they’z will be split.. SIMPLE’Z
4/ Get stuck…. just email’z uz…….
5/ BIG MOLLIE and ALFIE draw..will take place.. 25TH AUGUZT….
6/ TELL ALL’Z YA BUDDIE’Z……AND POZT IF YOUZ LIKE’Z..MORE’Z DE MERRIER!
What’z on offer…
PRIZE ONE.….. A MOLLIE OR ALFIE BOX..filled wiff super gift’z and treat’z….
PRIZE TWO.…A KITTY NIP MAT, A CARTOONED PET ORNAMENT, OR A CARTOONED PET RING HOLDER..( ONLY ONE PROVIDED)
Let’z start’z checking’z down de back of de couch for lozt change.. DONT’ZFORGET’Z..there iz a pawrize for the one WHO BUY’Z DE MOZT TICKET’Z.
Oh My Cat and Dog.. ain’t diz fun????
AND speaking of FUN....
We are practicing fur Ranger's Tell a Joke day on THURSDAY 16th...
So have you heard about the two dawgs that walked into a bar?
BaaaaaWaaaaah....
Now we gotta tell you somethingy really COOL... or COLD... Yesterday was the COOLEST Temperature fur 8/14 EVER recorded in central and Southeastern Ohio!! It only got to be 70 degrees after being 48 in the Morning... and our MOM wore Long Sweatshirt and SweatPants... ALL DAY. It is supposed to be EVEN COLDER this morning, only 43 degrees F.. AND the Weather Blabber guyz said we will have SNOW in October.
WHINE WHIMPER WHINE SHIVER...
20 comments:
Bawahwhhahwha you two'z are so silly. Let'z hope every buddie comes flying over for the raffle :) Thanks my buddies we lub'z you xxx00xxx
Mollie and Alfie
Morning F&E....your joke was a knee slapper!!! We will be pawticipating tomorrow too. Mom found some feline jokes.
Hugs Madi your bfff
Hey F-n-E!
Wow, that raffle from Mollie & Alfie is wonderful! They are super furiends fur sure. Love your joke and there is definitely double the doxie fun in that pix. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
High fives to Mollie and Alfie for pawticipating in Benny's Buddies! We will check it out fur sure.
That was such a funny, funny joke we can't stop laughing.
Did we her you say SNOW in October? Ugh! (That means you're one day closer for those little white men to come out of hiding.)
My Mommy is really loving this cold front that came thru our area of NY. She's walking around in shorts and a tank top.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Shiver, shiver, stay warm guys. Nice one of Mollie and Jodi from heart like a dog is dedicating this years proceeds from the calendar to Benny as well as Stellas' mystery box. All go for Benny boy. Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly
So much going on . . . we can't wait for joke day . . . we need to learn some clean jokes!
We have got our tickets for Mollies raffle!! We would like it to cool off some but Snow??? no no no. 70's would be fine with us.
Mom is better today, her head has been so stuffed up her brain didn't want to work.
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
I hope Mollie can sell a gazillion of raffle tickets for Benny - I have some too, maybe I will win a kiss?
Please, please, please send some of that cold weather to us!! We are supposed to be 96 today. We are breaking all kinds of records and are on the edge of breaking the record for the most number of triple digit days in a summer! Mom and dad had to move our tunnel inside the house cuz it is too hot outside. Our armpits are dripping even with the best deodorant.
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Hot Dogs
Those are some nice raffle items!
Your joke was funny. It made my boys BOL when I read it to them.
I'm a little jelly of your warmer weather. It's 100* here today! I keep reminding myself that it's going to be cold soon, so to enjoy all the warmth while I can.
Good heavens that like winter in Oz! SHE's always rugged up until it gets into the 80s or 90s!
You'd better tell that weather blabber to have good weather planned for November!
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
We had the same cool temps that you did and our mom was in jeans and a sweatshirt. Bring on the snow! We are ready!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Oh, Ma is all jealous abouts your weather!!! She loves that weather!! Wells, so do I!
Loves your joke!! I was laughin' through my pain...
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
I love what Mollie is doing and I am going to check it out. Frankie, nodoggy tells a joke like you do! You have a gift. Mommy loves the cool weather and wishes it was like that year round. Not too cold, not too hot, just right.
Loveys Sasha
Thank you for reporting friends. We feel so special
Snorts,
Benny & Lily
Great joke you guys!! It has been cool here in the mornigs too
wags
Jazzi and Addi
I'm coming to live with you in October! ! Snow is the bestest:-)
What I love about Blogville Frankie and Ernie, is all the love and support when one of our own needs it. What a great community!
Oh my goshies... that sure is COLD! I don't know if it's ever been that cold here. I would love to play in some snow though... yeah, I'd like that lots. :)
Woofs & huggies, <3
~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)
What a great raffle!
:) Blogville is the BEST place ever... if only the rest of the world was as great to each other! (We can hope!!)
Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
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