So Yesterday we had to go to the Dogtor... to make our SNOWED OUT appointment time fur our annual Physicals... and we EACH got Weighed... GUESS WHAT.... I (Frankie Furter) only Weigh 14 pounds worth of PURE MUSCLE... BUTT... FAT BUTT Ernie weighed 18 Pounds of PURE LARD!!! OH and guess what... MOM got another A+ from Dogtor Hustey fur seeing to it that we have Bright SHINY... tarter Free TEEFS!!!! Mom gives the credit to that crappy tasting wonder Plaq Clnz stuffs that she Ernie is a LARD BUTT Smears on our teefs... and to the fact that WE are soooooo good about letting her Brush our teefs with our Chicken Flavored paste.
Today we thought we wouldErnie is a LARD BUTTshow you some more license plates and somethingy REALLY fun.
THIS is US.... Frankie Furter and Ernie... with our TREAT JARS.... See the Strings?? We use those to pick them up and Shake them around. There is a hole in the Side and one in the Lid... Dad DRILLED them just the right size fur our Blue Buffalo Kibble to come out of... when we roll them or SHOVE them with our paws ... or hold them ERNIE is a LARD BUTTby the STRINGS and SHAKE them...
We love this license plate... We just don't know WHY it didn't go up There with the REST of the plates. We have more to ERNIE IS A LARD BUTT show you... tomorrow..
Now back to US rolling our treat jars around and ERNIE IS A LARD BUTT DISPENSING our OWN treats...
IT is a BLAST we tell you..... Now our furend Puddles was wanting to eat her foods too fast beclaws she was being starved to deathNOT like ERNIE the LARD BUTT feeling really hungry due to her Pancreas being all funky.
So WE had MOM send Puddles a treat dispenser of her VERY MUCH OWN... so she could help herself... likeERNIE THE LARD BUTT DOES WE do... butt not really fast beclaws she has to get the foods out one or two at a time. WE hope it makes thingys better fur her.
Our dad made some of these fur MY Ruby and Penny... butt we don't know if THEY love 'em like WE do or not.