When I (Frankie Furter) Picked him out... they PAWmised me that he was gonna be WAY smaller than I (Frankie Furter) am. Boy Howdy did they ever FIB to me. This boy is BIG I say... Bigger than a BARN . WHAT? You think I'm yankin your Walkin String???
The PROOF is in the PHOTOGRAPHS..
He's kinda Pitiful lookin isn't he? HOOOOOGE butt Pitiful.
29 inches Long... I am only 27 inches Long...
Enormous Ernie is 10.5 inches at the shoulder I am only 8.5 inches Tall.
BUTT you know what they say... the BIGGER they are... the Harder they FALL!!!!