ERNIE is EEEEeeeeeee NOR MUSS I tell you... he is like a GOLDEN RETRIEVER Dachshund... Like a MASTODON .... Like the Stupid Jolly RED Giant...
When I (Frankie Furter) Picked him out... they PAWmised me that he was gonna be WAY smaller than I (Frankie Furter) am. Boy Howdy did they ever FIB to me. This boy is BIG I say... Bigger than a BARN . WHAT? You think I'm yankin your Walkin String???
The PROOF is in the PHOTOGRAPHS..
He's kinda Pitiful lookin isn't he? HOOOOOGE butt Pitiful.
I had Mom and Dad do Exact Measurements.... butt these are just Demonstration ones... Beclaws not only is Ernie a MONSTER DAWG... he is a SQUIRMY Squirrel. I tell you folks I have NO idea HOW he managed to get a grrrrreat girrrrrlfurend like Roxy.
From Tip of tail to tip of nose he is
29 inches Long... I am only 27 inches Long...
Enormous Ernie is 10.5 inches at the shoulder I am only 8.5 inches Tall.
BUTT you know what they say... the BIGGER they are... the Harder they FALL!!!!
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Phew... He does look big... What is your feedin' him?!
GOOD GOLLY!!!!! I is just flabbergasted, I would has never none he was so...so...so freakin' HUUUUGE! I am shocked.
I would has used da excuse of his hair but you has hair too so dat ain't gonna works. I gots nuttin'.
Puddles
Does this mean you are going to have to start looking up to him? At first glance I thought that was my buddy Bert laying on the floor.
Blessings,
Goose
You just gotta stop going to Micky D's.
Wags,
Ranger
I is SOOOOOOO glad you gotted a new credit card...thanks Frankie...bwhahahahahahaha!
Puddles
Uh sorry about that cheeseburger falling out of the plane ...hope it didn't hit you in the head
Little Ernie's not so little anymore!
OMPUG now i am really worried about mags getting bigger than me also, in fact i heard mom tell dad the other day that maggie is almost as tall as i am now....now she will be a big mean pug instead of a little mean pug...i do feel your pain frankie!!
stella rose
Bridge is with Ernie, she says big is beautiful! Technically, she is way too big for a chihuahua - she is about twice the size of the other 2 but there is just more of her to love :)
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
YEP thats whats happened at our house too! Greta is now taller than Hazel and out weighs her by 2 lbs!!! Bailey is still the biggest though.
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Hey Ernst!
Wow, buddy, you must be eating spinach or super-kibble or something...gosh, maybe you're just eating EVERYTHING! BWAR HAR HAR I'd be a little careful about calling Frankie "Shrimp" or anythingy like that because I bet he can still give you a whallop! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
A Golden Retriever Dachshound? That sounds cool... maybe he has the same problem like me?"it's only water but it sticks forever on my hips" ?
What about weight? Who weighs more? We know that even though you are both long.... you are slim and trim.
Hey... we're on Mousebreath today. Stop by and see our interview.
Have a great weekend.
hugs, Bugsy and Knuckles
It doesn't matter how big he is as long as he knows who is boss.
Millie
But he's good and loving right? That's impawtent. If he's not good and loving you should send him back.
OMD him look like a Golden wit shorty leggys. Frankie, is you sneakin him extra vitaminis or sometin? Or is him on steroids? Bet him can slap you down wit one swipe of him's paw! Better be extra nice to him!
Maybe he's on steroids? You should have him checked out.
Nora
You and Katy are at the normal range for your breeds. Ernie and Bailey are at the large end. At least people won't be telling you Ernie is a collie.
Wow, is he going to grow into, like, a Great Dane or something??
Attention everybody - this is a classy casino and there should be no doing doggie business on the floor. So, per Frankie's instructions, please proceed to the craps table if you have to go ...
Hey Ernie - We think Frankie is jealous! Better ask him how the weather is down at his elevation! Have a great weekend!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Online Doods
It WAS a classy casino until we gotted heres...bwhahahahaha....let's dance on da bar!
A round of drinks fur everybuddy!
Puddles
BUTT you both have great big beautiful hearts and that is what counts.
Hugs madi your BFFF and FYI!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am taller than both of you.
MOL MOL MOL
You better not make my Ernie fall...just warning you, Frankie!
Just ignore him, Ernie.
87878787 kisses, Roxy
Our friend Millie has grown a bit big to be a mini (and her ears are too short) but it doesn't matter, she just plays better.
XXXOOO Daisy & Bella
That's the problem with puppies. You never know if they're going to be HUGE!
Howdy Mr Frankie. How the bloomin heck did you think I felt when they bought Rory home. He was a bit smaller than me so I thought, yeah, he's ok, easy to boss around. Somewhere along the way he grew, and grew, and grew, well you get the picture.
BUTT, I think the bigger they are the harder they fall hehehe. Rory is a push over (just don't be under him when he does collapse cause you will have no breath left in your (or my) body. Little Ernie is not so little anymore is he. Hey, he's not stealing your food is he?? He's not getting more treats than you is he???? Sometimes the baby in the family gets SPOILT!! Keep an eye on him Mr Frankie ok? No worries, and love, Stella (small and bossy) and Rory (large and doofer).
Big boy! How much does he weigh?
Nola
As long as he doesn't start bossing you around we think it'll work out okay, Frankie!
Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
and they told you he would be smaller than Frankie, BOL....
I would never have guessed that Ernie is so big! I've never tried to measure either of my boys. Now I'm kinda wondering how long they are.
Holy krap!! That is humungous Frankie!! Is Ernie stealin' your foodables in the night?? Maybe he be slippin' some steroids into his water bowls when you ain't lookin'! Or, maybe it's all the deer meat?! That MUST be it!!
Kisses,
Ruby
wow, that is ginormous. Maybe he should take up smoking cause I heard that can stunt your growth a little and he sure needs to be stunted.
Love
Bert
He does look like a Golden Retriever!
Maybe he is and his legs just haven't grown yet!
Wyatt
Hope that kid stopped growing
Benny & Lily
Frankie, wow I am surprised how big Ernie is. You better be kind of careful, cause even if you are older, he is bigger. I hope you got your credit card problems solved after the whole Puddles/Pip Vegas debacle.
Loveys Sasha
He may be bigger but you iz still in charge...Just remind him daily to "Respect Your Authority!" And bite him on the but if he doesn't BOL!
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