Thursday, January 10, 2013

Cleaning Out my Office....

NO PICTURES OF THIS >>>>>  What a MESS...   I had no Idea that I was such a Pack Tree RAT.
  HEY... ERNIE.. go get some more boxes...   Bring like 87 of them and HURRY...
OH NO......  put that DOWN Ernie...  THAT is NOT a STUFFIE.....   THAT is my JUDGEY WIG thingy.    DROP IT...    I'm gonna tell MOM on you.  
Good grief.... THIS is gonna be a BIG job.     I gotta pack up EVERYTHINGY that I have been keeping fur YEARS now.      I don't EVEN know WHERE I will put all this stuffs.   
      OH look....   What is in this big pile...    TICKETS....   and they are all signed by SARGE and they are written on ...   PUDDLES!!    OMD... there are like 87 of them   OOOPS what are THESE... MORE TICKETS???  These say GOOSE.   Tsk Tsk..   I guess it is true what they say about Preacher's KIDS.       Hummmmmmmm  think I'll just put THESE in the PILE that says:
ATTENTION: Mayor Madi.     BaaaaaWaaaaah.
Sniff Sniff...  what the HECK???    OMG  I just found a half chewed Milkbone back in one of the desk drawers..   WOW it is one of my Crop from two years ago...     crunch  CRUNCH   hey I think it is even better with age.
    After havin this BIG office I am gonna be really CRAMPED down the hall in that Little one.   At least I have a window to look out.   I gotta get a SIGN fur the door though..   
  Frankie Furter... Consultant
   Well, Ernie is back with the Boxes...   GET BIZZY ERN...   this is NOT a time to be Playin Around...    Madi will be wantin to get Moved IN ... and I want to be FAR FAR away... when she sees that HOOOOOOOGE......    ATTENTION:   MAYOR MADIson.    pile.   
OH fur BARKIN OUT LOUD....    STOP Ernie...  THAT is NOT a BOX...   THAT is the pressie I got fur Mayor Madi.............  Get my stuffs outta there.   SHEESH... now I have LITTER all over my Favorite NAPPING  Thinking Blanket.           Now you knocked off those pretty Diva Diamonds that I glued all over Madi's Pawsonal Potty.       Push it over in that corner.. behind the Pretend Plant thingy.    She will need her privacy.       
     DARN this is gonna take ALL day... and I may not have time to practice my FINAL sPEEch.    

31 comments:

Frank The Tank said...

Oh Boy Frankie you seem to be having a whole lot of 'fun' moving offices, I think being a consultant to new Mayor Madi will be a great job for you, less hours and more time to play with Ernie!!
All those tickets you found, thats crazy and I'm VERY surprised at Goose, was that a public urination charge AGAIN or the Yellow Snow Cone assault??? BOL! Madi will have fun looking through those!
Oh yes, old milky bones are the BEST and I love the old soggy fuzz ball kibbles that I find a few weeks later under the kitchen cabinet while Mum cleans! She yells at me not to eat them but come on how can I resist such a flavourful treat!!!
Keep up the good work boys!
Love, Licks, Hugs and Tummy Rubs from your Furiend Frank xxxxxxxxx

Lovable Lily said...

Goodness Frankie, we're tearing up over here! It's so sad that you've leaving our Mayorhood and moving on to Consultant. You've been Mayor ever since we started blogging so it's bittersweet. You've done a tremendous job Frankie and deserve a Medal of Honor for taking such great care of Blogville and all its residents. Madi has BIG paws to fill but we know she can do it.

I'm glad that Ernie is there with you helping to clean out your office. Otherwise I think you'd be there furever and ever.

We'll see you Saturday at the BIG Ceremony.

With respect & gratitude,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Madi and Mom said...

THANK YOU FRANKIE YOU ARE THE MAN!!
I NEVER EXPECT BLING ON MY POTTY IT WILL GLOW IN THE DARK
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Mollie said...

You will be a fantastic consultant :) BOL all that office cleaning. Can't wait to hear your speech, we know it will be just fab :) xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Susie and Sidebite said...

Need Bites to send over the City Garbage truck!

Your Pals
Susie & Bites

DOUBLE PEES;ok gradtutious joke comin, how come Madi gets a potty and us Officers have to go outside next to a tree?

Casey said...

The end of an era. I'm getting all choked up over here. I'm looking forward to the reign of Mayor Madi, but it's sad we have to lose you for it! Why can't we have TWO mayors?

chicamom85 said...

Good luck Frankie, it sounds like you have your work cut out for you. Will you be granting any pardons before you leave office? I have been cooking day and night for the after festivities. I can't wait.

Loveys Sasha

Remington said...

That sounds like a lot of work!

GOOSE said...

Oh Dog Frankie movin' is hard work. I know what will help, those "Goose" tickets can just go straight to the recycling bin. Up til now no one has noticed the "preachers kid" antics. I think you just blown my cover. So I would appreciate it if you just recycle them. And keep on the down low my occasional misgivings. Besides Madi will be to busy going through her to do pile to worry about a few Goose tickets. I hope your window has a nice view. If Ernie is not being much help to you send him over to my place. I got new batteries in my laser light.
Blessings,
Goose

Molly The Wally said...

Hey Frankie when you are consultant what can we consult you about? Snowfreaks, Squirrels or Stuffies. Happy packing. Getting ready here for Saturday. Have a terrific Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh My My My....Typical male. You just hang onto everythingy. Don't furget to pack da impawtant stuffs...like pics of your wives!

Madi and Mom said...

Frankie
Please tell your Mom my BIL Mr. G makes the stylus to sale also!
If she is interested I'll find out the details.
Hugs madi

Shelle Pennington said...

We agree with Amber, you men are always pack tree rats.... I bet you'll find even more stuff when you start unpacking into your new office!!

We would like some bling on our favorite pee mail tree... gonna work on that soon.

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby

marley said...

I thought it was impawtant for public servants to keep detailed records my pal? Why not just leave it all for Mayor MAdi....?

The Websters said...

Good luck packing all your stuff!

Nora

The Army of Four said...

What are you up to, buddy?
Luv,
Dave

stellaroselong said...

I do not understand why PUddles or Goose would ever have tickets.....
My dad is a big ole pack rat but and mom tries to clean up his mess but gets in trouble...so she leaves it....
stella rose

Idaho PugRanch said...

WE still haven't decided what to wear for the big day! Don't wear yourselfs out packing, you will need energy for the after pawty!

hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

wallaceandsamuel said...

What a great idea becoming a consultant - you can make a whack of milk bones for half the work.

Aw Frankie, we hope you are going to be happy & enjoy your post-mayorial job. We are sure you need the down time.

We're looking forward to hearing your speech
Wally & Sammy

Noodles said...

The end of an ERA, Frankie! I cannot believe you will no longer be Da Mayor.
Madi has some BIG PAWS to fill, for sure.
I'd help you pack up but it is all I can do to keep my pen orderly these days with Molly's messiness. Everyday all of the toys find their way outta the box and all over the floor.
Good luck with finishing on schedule.
Love Noodles

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

We are looking forward to your consulting advice on how to achieve world domination!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, I was following this post adventure just fine...then that thing about the blinged-up pawsonal potty and WHOOSH. That's all I'm interested in now. I wanna see a pix of this creation!!!
BOL/MOL Madi will love her own pawsonal throne! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Smile With Your Tail said...

Sounds like your both awful busy! Remember all work and no play makes 2 doxies a dull....boy?

BOL! Have fun, will be great catching up on all your posts.

Slobbers

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! FUNNY tooooo bad no photos. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Casey said...

And NO, Momma has not made a single treat for ME in her fancy new KB! All she keeps making are cakes and cookies and stuff. Where are the doggie cookies?!

Jazzi said...

Geee...Frankie, do we needs to get you a dumpster?? WHAT will you do with all your time now that you wont be mayor anymore??

wags
Jazzi and Addi

Murphy said...

Man you sure got your work cut out for you getting everything all ready for Madi!

Keep Calm & Bark On,

Murphy & Stanley

Mitch and Molly said...

It sounds like you are having a very busy day!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Wyatt said...

Frankie-
We are going to miss you, Mayor.
You did a real stand up job. Are there anymore Milkbones in that drawer, We could use some right now.

Wyatt and Stanzie

♥ Sallie said...

LOL! I can see it now.

You have been an awesome Mayor, Frankie!

Thank you!!!

Hugs,

Roo said...

BOL! Glad I reside far away from the capitol :P

Very good of you to place the Diva's potty behind the plant OMD this is too funny.

Waggin at ya,
Roo