Thursday, December 13, 2012

Snowmen Day #13

Okey Dokey Hokey Pokies...     Here you go...
   We know we showed you the ones that hang from the LIGHTS in the Kitchen... butt wanted to be SURE you saw these that sit on the PICTURES.    HIDEOUS aren't they?
 THIS is a STOCKING...   NOT OURS  though...  Thank Dawgness.   
 NOW....     Ernie has been wantin to try his Paw at Decoratin...     He had this GRRRRRREAT we are sure you will agree idea...        You know how some peeps like to String Poppy Corn and or Cranberries and put  THOSE on THEIR trees???       Well, Ernie wanted to String Somethingy fur Our tree...   and he found JUST THE RIGHT STUFFS..      BUTT FURST I had to teach him about SAFETY..  I didn't want him to POKE HIS EYES OUT...     and SECOND I had to teach him MOM's BESTEST TRICK EVER...   NEVER EVER... Lick the THREAD...      ALWAYS lick the EYE of the Needle.. and the thread will go RIGHT THROUGH.    SERIOUSLY.. in the FURST TRY.    It ALWAYS WORKS.   
   OK...   so after the training...   I said...  GO FUR IT ERNIE... and DON"T be eating ALL of the stuffs you have fur stringing...    It is NOT that easy to come by!!!!!     
        So dear furends  here is what ERNIE is working on...     mom is gonna love this when she sees it.
He is making a String of RABBIT POOPS to put on the tree.         I told you that you were gonna LOVE IT.       
PeeS....   Don't worry...  Ernie is really GRRRRREAT with his Paws...   I think it is beclaws of all the TOY FOLDING that he has done since he was a tiny puppy.     This boy has grrrreat Paw dexterity I tell you.    He is careful and NEAT and everythingy.    He only Smashed two poops and then we just ate those cleaned them right up.    


Dexter said...

Rabbit poop on a string. That Ernie has his priorities mixed up. Rabbit poop must be consumed immediaately while it is still fresh.


Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Oh that sounds like MY sort of deco, imagine the aroma!

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Mommy says Yuck!!! We ain't got no rabbits round here. Will mouse poop work Too?? Mommy says double yuckie.

Sniff ya later......Weenie

Team Beaglebratz said...

Now if this decorashun wuz just fur us Beaglebratz or u 2 or any of us woofiez, we say BRILLIANT! BUTT since it iz made tue go on that Christmas tree which iz in our house then may-b not so much. Now if us woofiez wanted tue make it an'then hang it OUTSIDE where we r sumtimez then may-b it wood b good. Now WE Beaglebratz don't c y it cood not b on that indoor tree BUTT u know how most peepz can b sumtimez - they outlaw sum stuff that we woofiez thinkz iz just fine.
Shiloh'n The Diva Shasta

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Great Tree Deccy!!! I must try that - I'll look for some Roo Poo.....

My mum has always been lickin the thread!!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Lovable Lily said...

Lick the needle? Really?? We learn something new every day around here.

We think Ernie has done a great job! I bet your mom will think so too (after she gets over the initial shock)

Lily Belle & Muffin ♥

Lovable Lily said...

Lick the needle? Really?? We learn something new every day around here.

We think Ernie has done a great job! I bet your mom will think so too (after she gets over the initial shock)

Lily Belle & Muffin ♥

Molly The Wally said...

Rabbit poop on a string BOL funny. We will try your needle tip whenever my lazy peeps needs to stitch something. Might be a long wait. Have a terrific Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

Anonymous said...

What talent! I would have a hard time not eating it too!

stellaroselong said...

Mom said she didn't know anything about licking the needle instead of the string..but in my opinion she shouldn't worry cos she doesn't really sew she just as far as the rabbit poop momma and me laughed and laughed...ernie has wonderful small motor skills...please give him a hug from me!
stella rose

Bassetmomma said...

Oh Ernie is really growing up isn't he. I think your Momma is going to be SO surprised by his stinkin' idea! Love the snowman stocking! :)

Amber DaWeenie said...

You must have snowman nightmares every night! Sorry bout dat!

Love your idea for the poop string! I'll send you some sand crane poop to add for color!

GOOSE said...

I tell you what...If my MOM ever does put up a tree I am going to string it with rabbit poop. That is a wonderful idea! Not sure if I can find any but I will be looking. If not do you think deer poop would work? I have plenty of that. I might even sprinkle it with a little glitter to make it sparkle and shine.

The Websters said...

Oh wow! That is the best idea ever! We have lots and lots of goose poop from the pond by our house and I love it so much. I'm gonna see if we can string it up!


Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, I think this is Ernie's bestest idea ever! I like the glitter that Goose mentioned too. I think I'll try to string up some bear poop...I'm guessing I'll have to use a rope or something though. That's some big poops fur sure. Great idea!!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Anonymous said... is laughing so much the tears are running down her cheeks!! We have never tasted rabbit poop but if you say it's good then we trust you.
Wally & Sammy

Jo's World said...

You can really be proud of Ernie, Mr.Former Mayor, because he is just like you. Clever and creative.

I know how proud you must be!


Casey said...

Wow, what a grreat idea for decorating!!

Madi and Mom said...

Frankie one thing for sure I will not be licking that needle after Ernie uses it for threading rabbit poop!!!

Mom loves the snowman stocking...I know she is such a rebel!!
Hugs Madi your BFFF

Berts Blog said...

A rabbit string. Truly original my friends. Truly original. You could also make rabbit poo pendants for all the snowmen......

The Army of Four said...

Rabbit poop?!?! How do you string that together without trying to snarf it up??!
So totally cool!
Play bows,

The Army of Four said...

Rabbit poop?!?! How do you string that together without trying to snarf it up??!
So totally cool!
Play bows,

Madi and Mom said...

Put this in your pipe and smoke it. A short, dark handsmome Scotsman asked if he could escort me to all my mayoral activities. I SAID YES
I'm pretty darn sure he is younger and he knows I'm a khat.
How do you like me now?
Name to be announced along with my cabinet members next week

Bailey said...

Oh Ernie.

Nola said...

Oooh I like where Ernie's headed with this!

Jacobi said...

Dear Frank and Ernest,

Is it just snowmen, or are there other crazy dudes around your house? Do any of them squeak?


scotsmad said...

You've got enough rabbit poop to string? The Charcoals must have left quite a family behind!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy + Missi said...

Us Snowpeep aware members ovs Da K Krew is so enjoyin showin Missi N Hiro yor Mom's obseshun wivs all dats is snowy persons. Dems has been most surprised to see so mani ovs dem.............BOL.
Wee all agrees dats Ernies string ovs bunny delites is a most brilliant idea, wee lovs it

Da K Krew

Noodles said...

Really??? Rabbit poop garland? Sounds so Easterish to me.
Love Noodles

Mollie said...

Pleaze Pleaze give'z uz Rabbit Pooo'z on a string, save uz from them Snowmen..BOL have a great Thurzday guy'z xxooxx

Mollie and Alfie

Murphy said...

Strings of rabbit poop . . . at least Ernie has the Christmas spirit!

Your friends,

Murphy & Stanley

Milo Robinson said...

BOL!! I'm sure your mummy would love that decoration BOL!!!

Milo :)

Mitch and Molly said...

The string of rabbit poop will look like black pearls - so classy! Maybe you should let Martha Stewart know about this. You could be famous and RICH!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

chicamom85 said...

That is the most creative thing I have ever heard of and so pretty. Your Mommy is gonna flip and maybe even scream and cry when she sees it.

Loveys Sasha

harrispen said...

Frankie and Ernie I wish you had told me about this sooner. I was just nomming on some rabbit poop in the yard earlier today. Next time I will have mommy or daddy help me to make a string of them for out tree ;-)


Ruby said...

OMD! GENIUS! Pure Genius! We don't gets wabbits around heres, will squirrel poop work?? Acutally, I've never seen squirrel poop, I usually dead em' befores they gets the chance to poops, butts I wonder if the poopies are big enough? Hmmm...


Dory and the Mama said...

WOWOWOWOW!! We are going yo have to try this at our house!!!


3 doxies said...

OOOOOOOOH Iw anna string me some poops too! I knows my mum would just be all tickled pink and delighted to sees crap on da tree. Actually, I may has to use my own since rabbits don't come in da yard....they is skeered of me.


Anonymous said...

rabbit poop? BOL! They look a bit like coffee beans - do they taste like that too? I bet I could get Mom to eat them if they did ;P

Waggin at ya,