Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Countdown to Olympics 43 Days....4 Puddles


 OK....  THIS is FUR PUDDLES.    See way back about 87 weeks ago PUDDLES made this wonderful  REDNECK Combination BIRD feeder and bath...JUST fur ME (Frankie Furter). 
      She made it with her very much OWN PAWS...   and it is one of my TRUE TREASURES.   
Well Ernie and I re-purposed it to make this TRIBUTE to PUDDLES...    
      WHY??? You ask... well do you remember when she had all those troubles with her BUTT and stuffs...   Not to mention some of the other 87 thingys that seem to have happened to her over the years.     Well, Puddles had been thinkin that her MOM might start thinkin that she was a   LEMMIN   and I couldn't stand that...     So   we had mom get out the Sugar and the mint and the big pitcher and the LEMMINS... and we Made   LEMMINADE...    And it is delicious...    So then we had MOM get her pink sippy (genuine plastic) Glass and said... Put that right up there at the TOP of my Redneck Combination Bird  Feeder and Bath.. and then set the pitcher of the GRRRRREAT STUFFS right there on the PEDESTAL of my Redneck Combination Bird Feeder and Bath....(Which Puddles Made JUST fur ME with her OWN PAWS and sent in the mail which was delivered by  ooooops I got kinda excited there fur about 87 seconds... and I let a  B FLATulance slide out...  Did you hear it Deccy? BUTT  I digress..  my Miss Patty the Letter Lady to the very tip top of my hill) and GUESS WHAT is IN there???
Did you guess LEMMINADE???  You would be right...    YEP... just fur Puddles...  to PROVE to her mom that PUDDLES is NOT a LEMMIN   she is LEMMINADE!!!!!   And we all LOVE LEMMINADE.       I'm just sayin!!!      

PeeS     Ruthie has something special fur us...    go    HERE    to    READ ALL ABOUT IT !!!!!

PeePeeS....  Just so you all KNOW....  the 2012 Olympics were Totally SCHEDULED so that the OPENING CEREMONY would be Held on PUDDLES BIRFDAY...   So that everybuddy could PROPERLY CELEBRATE     HER SPECIAL DAY... in a manner Befitting THE Governor of Blogville .    I think that was very good planning don't you?
NOTE for ALL Olympics   HOSTS....     Yesterday you SHOULD have received 3 very important EMAILS from me.....     if you did   NOT   please Email me Immediately...      
frankiefurter(at)wildblue(dot)NET          HURRY... you NEED this INFORMATION.    

30 comments:

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Frankie... yea!!! the olympics are coming. It's gonna be great, pal.

pawhugs, Max

3 doxies said...

Bwhahahahaha...Oh I thinks I has to pee! I really should has done dat befores I read dis. See, I tells mum dat luckily fur her AND me I does squeeze stuffs out...but not actual lemonade...udder stuffs...bwhahahahaha. Dang, I is so funny sometimes.
Dat was a brilliant way to makes some lemmonade.

I am so crafty sometimes I even shock myself.

I is gettin' all my Olympic stuffs in order.

Puddles

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

We're getting ready too.
Mommy got all the e-mail!!

Mr. Pip said...

Well, you know what I always say when life gives you lemons (or butt allergies), eat cheeseburgers. Works every time!

Your pal, Pip

Molly The Wally said...

Looking forward to the Olympics Frankie but do nudge us about deadlines. Getting my stuff ready!
Best wishes Molly

~Shelle said...

My personal opinion is you take your lemmin and your teak-key-lalala and a saltlick, if you got one, and forget why you thought Da Puddles was a lemmin to begin with. :)

But she ain't... its the evil comin' out of her... my momma (that would be our mum's mum) would always say "all that trubble is just the evil workin' its way out"

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Susie and Sidebite said...

Heres to puddles, what planning on the Olympics and a birthdate.

Speaking of the Olympics we have added a Very Special Event, The 87 yard Feline Dash, so' who guys get out there and bring lots of pawtisipants, details are coming Thursday evening.

Susie & Bites

Pees; Felines buddies, we are having a special guest star on hand to start the events your are in, wait forit, wait for it, naw, Thrusday

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, I'm rollin' on the floor with this post! BWAR HAR HAR!
genuine plastic...BFlat...lemmins...teak key lalalal...BOL BOL BOL!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Finn said...

Our Olympic post is heading up tomorrow morning, so worries!

Amber DaWeenie said...

After readin Puddles' comment bout peeing and stuffs.....well you better go check dat LEMMINADE...Just suggestin!

jodistone said...

You are one clever dog!! Don't worry about the flatulence we all do it. Ooops, just snuck one out myself. :-)

Madi and Mom said...

O M C/O M D
Frankie you and Ernie are so kind to Puddles Duddles Rainwater and I know she must feel like a 'load' has been lifted off her gawgeous butt!!

Well done and actually Mom is thinking how nice it would be to have that contraption sitting by her chair on the porch. MOL

Hugs Madi your BFFF

Bassetmomma said...

Lemonade....how clever!

mayziegal said...

Oh, I liked how you repawposed that, Frankie! That's just so super clever. I mean, WHO doesn't like lemminade? Okay, well, I don't know that for sure since I've never had any. But I DO know that I LUVS me some Puddles! And some Frankie and Ernie, too!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

The Websters said...

You so positive and great Frankie!

Nora

Declan said...

You know what? That girl gets farrrrr too much attention for her own good! hehehe! Deccy x

Nola said...

Furry clever!
Nola

Bailey said...

Love the lemonade concept. Frankie we got tons of emails yesterday. Was there one about the planning of the events? Mom scanned through what she got, but didn't see anything on that.

K9 Katastrophie said...

Bol! Puddles is quite a character. I am sure we will be writing up about her in the paper! Thanks for the shout-out!

Finn's column will be like Dear Blabby's! BOL!

Licks,
Ruthie

Oskar said...

Frankie, I don't know how you keep everything all organized! You're a pro. This is gonna be so much fun!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

houndstooth said...

Ha ha ha! Oh, I am having a good belly laugh over that lemonade! Puddles is a national treasure for sure!

Bunny

Lovable Lily said...

What a great idea to add the lemonaide to the feeder. Now you can kill two birds with one stone (no punn intended...)

Hugs,
Lily Belle

1 and 2 and 3 and 4... Oh sorry, I was doing my push ups!

scotsmad said...

We don't think Puddles is a lemmin--but we're a bit worried about lemminade because of her history with Kool Aid.

Great Idea to have the Opening on her birthday.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

chicamom85 said...

OMD Mayor Frankie, I bow to you my pal! That is a most wonderful device you made and I love that is was for the one and only Puddlededooda. It is no wonder that you are Mayor, you are thoughtful, generous and giving. Now, I didn't hear your toot of course, but I could have sworn I smelled something funny outside before. Was that you?? Wow you are good. Mommy did get your emails along with like 87 gazillion other ones(snickers). She loved them all and had a blast reading about all of my pals and their stories and families. It made her day and yesterday was a real bad day for her so thanks. The one about Goose really got to her, what a trooper he is. I have to go now and do some work outs for the events to come.

Loveys Sasha

Two French Bulldogs said...

you make us laugh every time we stop by
Benny & Lily

Lorenza said...

I know Puddles loves it!
Happy Wednesday!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Kat and the Furrsonality gang said...

We can't wait for the Olympics - we heard there's events for us kitties, too! :-)

Luna said...

Bol!! That's a very cool birdfeeder! :D

Can I have some Lemonade? It looks delicious!

xo
Luna

Scrappy said...

oh my goodness. good thing i stopped by before bed. i can dream lemonade and other stuff you mentioned! BOL Puddles is lucky to have you!

lifewithmydogs said...

Are you saying that Puddle's birthday is on the 27th July?? Because if it is, that's Dusty's birthday, too! That's so cool!