Awwwww SHUCKS..... I gotta have ANOTHER Birfday????
Mom Says..... ERNIE got to CHEWS the THEME and he wanted to have it be WILD WEST...
he got to wear the grrrreat hat... and I got to wear the stoopit Birfday Glasses.
BUTT here is What ERNIE REALLY SHOCKED surprised me WITH>>>>
HY Evbudy, Dis is ME (ERNIE) TAWKIN fur the FURST time EVER.... Afer Fank gave haf of ME to MOM.... SHE has been SNEEEEEEEKY lik teechin me TAWKIN LESUNS fur FANK's BURD A Pressie. Hapee BURD A FANK !!! I luf U mor dan EFFY Ting in the WURLD. I bets you are bout to FAINT.
THIS is gonna be a DISASTER Somethingy Else... ERNIE can TAWK now????? WHAT is MY WORLD gonna come to??? GEEEEEEEE MOM.... I do no think that I am gonna be one bit happy about THIS HARDLY know WHAT to SAY.... I suppose Ernie will NEVER shut up Tawkin More and MORE now. OMG OMG YEEEEEE HAW!
PeeS.... TOMORROW I will show you what my Wonderful WIVES gave me.