Tuesday, December 13, 2011


BEFORE I Smack you with MORE SNOWMEN thingys... I got this email from PetSafe.net and they wanted me to write up a thingy about the 12 days of Christmas. I might not have done this if our DEAR FUREND TUCKER (who does his Special version of this JUST FUR US) had not had his kitty sister Suddenly Cross the Rainbow Bridge . So.. I wrote this up... as a way of helping to cheer him up a bit. Here Goes... Frankie Furter's Version of... the 12 Daze of Christmas:
On the Furst day of Christmas the peeps I love gave to Me... A Squirrel up in a Nut Tree
On the Second day of Christmas...... Two Tugging Toys
On the Third day....... Three French Fries
... Fourth day.... Four Falling Crumbs
...Fifth day.... Five Pooper Scoopers
...Sixth Day... Six Dachshunds Playing
... Seven Snacks fur Sharing
... Eight Crunchy Milkbones
... Nine Dachshunds Prancing
... Ten Lips fur Lapping
... Eleven Puppies Peeing
... Twelve Dachshunds Drooling

THERE that is MY version of the Twelve DAZE of CHRISTMAS.
I believe that YOU can get into the PetSafe contest by searching www.PetSafe.net They are giving away some FANGTASTIC PRIZES...
Now fur your Daily Dose of ... THEM: (since mom discovered the furnace was running and the house was gettin HOT.. BEFORE they started to melt)

THIS one hangs on the door to OUR TOY ROOM... UGH I have snowmen thingys up to my ... THIS one is right outside the Toy Room DOOR... Double UGH...
Don't furget to get this one going.... We all KNOW our Peeps are FLAKES.. Let's Swap Stories...


♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Awesome songwriting, Frankie. Good luck in the contest. We are wondering how the humans would feel about all those puppies peeing:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, pawesome list! I know this will cheer Tucker up. His list was so amazing again this year. I like the prancing dachshunds! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Lots of Golden CLAPS! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

road-dog-tales said...

That's a great entry for the PetSafe contest, Frankie! We got that email but somebody in this house is too lazy, not to mention lacking in writing abilities, to enter it. BOL!
We've just realized something - by the time you get all those snowmen UP, it will be time to start taking them DOWN! BOL

The Road Dogs

Douglas said...

Eleven puppies peeing BOL!!! You crack me up Frankie!


Bailey said...

Great snowmen pictures. I love your 12 days of Christmas.

3 doxies said...

As one doxie to another...you hits da squirrel on da head with your rendition. Funny thing...most doxies do prance and pee.


Remington said...

You certainly have a great career in song writing, my friend! AWESOME!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Great! Mom is singing again
Benny & Lily

Nola said...

Great song Frankie! Bravo! Oh no the snowmen, they're everywhere!!!! RUNRUNRUN!!! BOl
Kisses and Tail Wags,
Dachshund Nola

Trixie, Lily, and Sammy-Joe said...

We like your new version of the 12 Days Of Christmas! Our Mama has a CD of some dogs barking that song! :D

Anonymous said...

That was a super great song, Frankie. Maybe after you get tired of being the mayor, you could be the OH-fishal Blogville Songwriter!

Do the snowmen come visit you in your dreams/nightmares, too?

Wiggles & Wags,

scotsmad said...

Great song. We want to see you with ten lips...BOL!!!

Are you on the countdown to S-Day when the snowmen go to sleep for another year?

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra, Bella & Roxy

Marianne Pysh said...

We like your version of 12 days of Christmas!

The Fiesty Three said...

That is pawsome Frankie!! What fun!! Can't wait for that peeps flakey thing!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Anonymous said...

I just LOVE your 12 Days of Christmas song Frankie! You is just pawsome at writin songs! I just know that this will make Tucker fury happy!

woos, Tessa

Sagira said...

Good luck in the contest. I hope you win! :)

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Your Chrissmuss song be so much better than the original one. I think we should be hearing yours on the radio instead.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Great Song, Frankie....Now for those snowmen.......Do you want a snowman for Christmas?

houndstooth said...

Your song was awesome! I hope you do well in the contest! That's a lot of peeing puppies...


Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Great lyrics, Frankie! If you get too fed up with all those snowmen, we could come help you tear them down and chew them up.

Jed & Abby

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Best of luck in the contest Frankie! You thought up great words. We see contests that we'd like to enter, but our mommy never remembers where the contests are and what they're for, etc. Say hi to Ernie for us!!
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRD & Hootie

kissa-bull said...

you should be the next famous songwriter frankie maybe lady gaga will use some of your pawsome lyrics

pibble sugars
the pittie pack

Tucker said...

Oh Frankie - dis made me smiles. I like the puppies peeing, BOL. We hasn't been around much cause of the bad newsy and it's the holidays and we want to be happy.

woof - Tucker

Wyatt said...

haha Frankie, good one! I'll have some of those crumbs a falling and lips for lapping, please!